no no no... You rub cats together to produce anti-RSPCA music!
You can produce and infinte source of energy with cats actually.. this is the theory, based on these two premises..
* Cats always land on their feet
* Bread always lands butter side down.
Now, if you were to stick a freely rotating axel up a cats backside so it can spin freely on its "z-axis" and you then strap a slice of buttered bread to the cats back, both of the above well known facts start to compete. The cat will want to land on its feet while the bread wants to land butter side down. This means the cat will start spinning.
Its also well known, in physics, that you can easily produce electricity by moving a magentic core in a cover of wire, rather like a dynamo (or if you attach a light bulb to a normal 3v motor and spin the motor really quickly, you'll see the bulb glow). Apply this to the above spinning cat device and there you have it - an infinite supply of energy! You might need to top up the butter ever now and again though
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