Funny you should mention the most retarded newsgroup thread.
Earlier today I come across a forum of chavs (chavscum.co.uk) attempting to talk about einstein.
Beer not Bombs
Einstein's theory
E = mc squared
C doesn't mean anything therefore it is just something Einstein made up to make him sound smart.
Beer not Bombs
I wonder if it's possible to make a tardis. I wouldn't mind one for christmas.
XxCakeybabyxX
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Originally Posted by Beer not Bombs
Do I get a prize? "
if you build a tardis, you can go back to last year when medals were the in thing and get one.
x ray spex
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Originally Posted by Azagoth
Light is made up of photons which is a "particle of light" (edited)
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Is it smaller than a salt? (apologies to Ali G) Seriously, though, does it have a tactile quality?
Only I got to the end of my (limited) knowledge the other day when my son asked me if you can feel a rainbow.
flyboyrapper
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Originally Posted by Chav Fire
See this is actually interesting.
Why can't we <censored> learn this stuff at school?
No, we have to stick to the same retarded syllabus and spend a whole <censored> lesson being told time
and time again that gravity pulls <censored> downwards!!!!!!
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Know why your told over and over and over again about gravity? Because no matter how many <censored> times you
are told you <censored> <censored> <censored> don't <censored> get it. Gravity does not pull <censored>
downward you <censored> <censored>. It pulls toward the centre of mass. We spend a whole <censored> lesson
(plus whatever revision time you waste) trying to drum that into your <censored> head. NOT DOWN, TOWARD THE
CENTRE OF MASS YOU <censored>.
biblical_atheist
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Originally Posted by Chav Fire
I'm not talking about A Levels.
I'm talking about the utterly patronising waste of time that is Key Stage 3 SATS.
How many more times do I have to write pages of notes about how you have to travel faster than someone to
overtake them?
How many more times do I have to answer stupid questions such as "If you are travelling at 10 metres per
second, how far will you travel in a second?"
It's a waste of time.
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Amen to that, but i dunno about you but if a teacher started trying to teach me this kind of physics in KS3, i
would have lost intrested very quickly as it would have been over my head.
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I think you get the gist....