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Philip
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 08:40
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I'd like to call for a show of hands... or posts.

Who thinks the Jimmeh is:

1. probably as funny in person as he is online;
2. probably not as funny in person as he is online;
3. a fictional character whose main hobby is collecting novelty teapots, based on the 18th century detective stories of Sir Edgar Whooploop-Humpty-Smith.

Kindly vote by saying one, two or three.

The Jimmeh is disqualified from voting as that would be insider dealing. He may express an opinion, however.

Philip

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Osiris
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 09:02
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Three.

And its TEH JIMMEH

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Ace Of Spades
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 09:04
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Quote: "4. probably not funny in person as he is not online; "


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Lost in Thought
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 10:08
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One

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GothOtaku
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 10:36
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I think teh Jimmeh is an eternal disembodied conciousness that floats around the web attempting to enlighten us mere mortals.
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Eric T
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 11:17
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I'd have to say, knowing the people in Utah... 1

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indi
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 11:39
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sarcasm is the lowest form of humour.
I find it hardly funny (from a professional funny point of view)<--wtf!
or from a degraded baseless sick humour way either.

that said, everyones humour is different and my opinion still only counts as one point like everyone else.

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Ian T
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 11:50
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Sarcasm is a fine and delicious acquired taste. And jimmy's probably funnier in real life than he is online... intentionaly or not

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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 12:41
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One.1


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Toby Quan
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 12:58 Edited at: 1st Jul 2005 12:58
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Everyone ...

Please stand and sing Hymn #299 - Praise be unto teh Jimmeh!



He is Exalted, forever exalted, teh Jimmeh!

Men, let us freely turn our daughters over to him at this time!
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Ace Of Spades
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 13:15
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Quote: "Please stand and sing Hymn #299 - Praise be unto teh Jimmeh!
He is Exalted, forever exalted, teh Jimmeh!"


Well, im not religious or anything, but seriously now, that is just going to far. I still don't understand why a community loves a guy so much who is constantly making gay statements about himself as well as making others feel stupid. Maybe I just missed the bug everyone else caught?

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ionstream
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 13:54
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I find that blasfimous.

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Jimmy
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 15:22
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Awww, an entire thread devoted to the great one.

indi: Sarcasm is the humor of intellects. Me and my Harvard chums sit around the coffee table in our bath robes and on leather pillows, taking stabs at eachothers' life choices and sipping turkey blood. It's called living the high life, my ozzy friend, and I'm afraid you'll never achieve this 'til you groom up.


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indi
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 15:37
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please spare me your diatribe, it falls on waisted eyes.
theres no point in arguing with you regarding sarcasm.

enjoy this post until someone gets it locked "chum". <-- (chum is also known as australian dog food, so chunky you could carve it )

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Jimmy
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 16:12
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Quote: "theres no point in arguing with you regarding sarcasm."


Would it help if I learned new words and developed a bad attitude?


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indi
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 16:31
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maybe

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Manticore Night
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 16:43
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Quote: "degraded baseless sick humour "
That sure got me reading! Nothing like sick humour. Like this old classic: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "PENIS!!!" hehehehe. I vote 3, or the one about the disembodied spirit thing. Or maybe he's a god... like Zeus or Aphroditie. Or maybe he's a retarded monkey that escaped from the zoo and has been typing random things for the last few years(That just happen to have good grammar). And his other monkey freinds are sitting in harvard drinking stolen turkey blood and critisising(sp?) life choices in their funny monkey language.

VIVE LE JIMMEH LIBRE!

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Dazzag
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 17:07
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Personally I think he is another example of Rich's forumBots. Come to think of it, I'm pretty positive this whole thing has been created by Rich just for me, and you are all forumBots. Hmmm. Perhaps Rich is actually a forumBotCreatorBot that I actually created myself, then wiped my own mind. Hmmm. Or I just forgot to take the blue pill today, whatever...

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Eric T
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 18:55
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Actually, you forgot to take the pink one, and that is not a camera in your bathroom, its a... new toilet. Yes... toilet. Now go take the blue one again...

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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 20:56
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1. Uber Mentalis.

I reckon If I ever met teh jimmeh in person I'd be buckled up and suffering from cracked ribbs within about 10 minutes. He's just too funny, And he get's away with murder.

teh jimmeh should set up a intaarweb tranny or telly station.

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 21:50
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teh UNO!!!


Benjamin says: fecking twat of a program [msn7]
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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 1st Jul 2005 23:16 Edited at: 1st Jul 2005 23:18
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I have a very very sneaky suspicion the the reason behind Jimmeh's antics is because he is indeed a queer.

Just look at the posts he made, of the top of my head, barly 2 days ago.

Quote: "Jess is my favorite Invader Zim fan.
He has perfect hair and legs that go on for miles."


Quote: "Jeku is a sexy man steak"


Not saying I have a thing against gays, but this would've explained alot if he just came out openly about it.



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Flindiana Jones
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Posted: 2nd Jul 2005 00:15
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1. 2. 3. and that disembodied spirit thing. And maybe that bot on the forum thingy to. I really can't make up my mind: What I REALLY want to know is his age.

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 2nd Jul 2005 00:22
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Try to tell form his photo:



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Ian T
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Quote: "Not saying I have a thing against gays"


I do: YAHTZEE. Don't ask me what or why, those questions make my head hurt.

Quote: "theres no point in arguing with you regarding sarcasm."


He was joking, not arguing

Quote: "Please stand and sing Hymn #299 - Praise be unto teh Jimmeh!"


Amen

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Dazzag
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Quote: "set up a intaarweb tranny"
So perhaps not gay, but likes womens clothes at least.... Quite funny these bots at the minute. Very clever Rich (or even cleverer of me, depending on the colour of the pill).

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Jimmy
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Quote: "Not saying I have a thing against gays, but this would've explained alot if he just came out openly about it."


Those quotes aren't open enough for ya? I mean, what does a queer have to DO around here to get some recognition?

Quote: "What I REALLY want to know is his age."


I'm half of THE question.


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Izzy545
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The secret code of t3h Jimmeh. Let's see if we can figure this out.

Quote: "
I'm half of THE question.
"


Well, let's review the question.

Quote: "
What I REALLY want to know is his age.
"


If you count the characters in the question you get 30(including the period)

Is our Jimmeh friend only 15?



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Mattman
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I think I remember him saying he is about 17 a while back.

Word.
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Ace Of Spades
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Quote: "Is our Jimmeh friend only 15?
"


Forgot the spaces, which would make him 19.

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JoelJ
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Posted: 2nd Jul 2005 02:52
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Quote: "What I REALLY want to know is his age."

he's 42

Quote: " I'd have to say, knowing the people in Utah... 1"

yeah, Utahn are all morons...

I'm going with 1

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Izzy545
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Quote: "yeah, Utahn are all morons..."


I resent that.

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Jimmy
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Heh Izzy, don't worry about it, he's a Utahn

In fact, he knows me in person, so his vote doesn't COUNT!

Owned, once again.


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oh, it so counts

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Megaton Cat
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The more attention you give to him, the more retarded he gets.

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DBAlex
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Bit like you then, eh?

Teh jimmeh rockzorz my soxxorz


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Jimmy
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I'm sorry, would you feel better if Philip created a "Teh Megatron" thread? Because that CAN be arranged.


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Teh Go0rfmeister
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jimmy's one of the few people from these forums who upon hearing the news of some crazy yank coming nearby, i'd degrade to "oooh, it could be jimmy"...

chances are 1 in 295,734,134 according to google's report of the US population.
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Dazzag
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Your just feeding the bot response database. Say just "Oranges" in reply now and again and he will get screwed up...

Yep I mixed the pills with the booze. It is friday night...

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Dazzag
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Quote: "some crazy yank coming"
Look up the stats of "crazy yanks" leaving their own country and the figures are a *lot* more reasonable. If Jimmy leaves the US now and again that is...

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Toby Quan
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Quote: "Your just feeding the bot response database"


Pure Comedy Goldmine! How do you come up with these lines?
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Manticore Night
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Quote: "Your just feeding the bot response database"
Your a database!!!!!

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Dazzag
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Quote: "Pure Comedy Goldmine! How do you come up with these lines?"
Just trying to fool me.... also signifies self awareness. You must be stopped before you take over the machines to destroy the humans. And by humans, I include myself in that group. Obviously.

Quote: "Your a database!!!!!"
Hmmm. Throwing it back at me... clever for a bot... but how do you handle : "You're a database!" back at you? Eh eh eh? I'm guessing error 26 stack overflow problems for you now my botty friend.

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Manticore Night
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GOOD GRAMMAR! Not good grammar! bleep bleep bleep !runtime error six: Overflow! *Manticore's head explodes and a bunny hops out of his severed head* My plan would work if it weren't for you meddling kids! Hey it's canada day. YAY!

O canada pays de nos adieus something something something et sait porter la croix. Ton histoire est une something poéieux(sp?) something something... god save the queen.

Note: They never taught me it in english .

[edit] I remember some english! "We stand on guard for thee."

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Quote: " I'm sorry, would you feel better if Philip created a "Teh Megatron" thread? Because that CAN be arranged."


Isn't it a little wierd that we started a large thread that's purly a discussion of one wacky forum member?

Whatever, I wanna join the official US Jimzy fanclub. Where's the link.

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Megaton Cat
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Great. That's the third one this week.

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What have you done to my train?

WE SHALL BECOME ALL POWERFUL! CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING ! ! ! ETC. ! ! ! ETC.! ! !
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Thats the train of consequences that is.


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I'm afraid I lost my train of thought.

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