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KYP
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 21:47
Hi all! I can't program today cuz the computer is getting fixed, and i'm bored. Since everything seems to happen to everyone except me, could you tell the world about the scariest stuff that has happened to you? as long as it really happened, it is good.
here is the first chapter of my scary story. it really happened to me. this happened when i was 7.

Chapter one: the first campout

Yeah! We were finally going on our first Cub Scout campout! Crammed in the back seat like sardines, me and Taylor were annoying everyoneÕs pants off with the repetitive song ÒOh camping! I just canÕt wait for you to come, I just canÕt wait for you to come, Beeeeecaaause I wannaseeaSnipe!
In case youÕre wondering what a Snipe is, IÕve heard (and seen, later on) that Snipe were little dog-like creatures. I couldnÕt wait to go on the Snipe hunt.
When we finally got to the campsite, everyone was carsick and still was excited. We started a fire, but it was still too dark to see anything. After setting up camp, we had a snack and tried to convince the parents to not make us go to bed. Ha ha, suckers. We won.
At about 11:30, the parents forced us to go to bed. It still took us awhile to fall asleep. To take up the time of when we were asleep, IÕll tell you who was in our den. There was me, Michael. And my two best friends, Don and Taylor. Taylor goes to my school, but he became my friend through Cub Scouts. Don went to a different school, but he also became my friend through Cub Scouts. There were also two other people, Dominic and Nick. Their personalities were almost opposite. Dominic was small, quiet, and friendly, but Nick was a huge loudmouth. And by huge, I mean huge. He was almost twice as tall as I was!
I woke up really early in the morning, (6:30, it turned out) along with everybody else, starting the tradition of going to bed past 11:00 and waking up before 7:00. The adults, on the other hand, woke up at a staggering (Hold your breath, this is scary) 7:30!!! I bet you fainted, huh? Man they sleep in! We havenÕt got all day, have we?

(end of chapter one)

if you're thinking "this sounds like it came out of a book", that's because it did. i wrote it about a year ago.

i cant make this post too long, or double-post, so if you want more, post scary stories!

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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 21:54
Awwww, can I keep 'im?

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Here is my story :

I was in a little village with some of my friends. But everybody was at a different place. So I walked forward, to find them somewhere, but the weird thing is that I found nobody.
Oh yes, I forgot to tell there were many ruins in the village, so I really saw nobody for at least five minutes, so I decided to walk into some of those ruins, next to a church, to have a better view (because it was higher). But even from the first floor, I didn't see anybody, so I went down again, wanting to check the church. Then I got sniped in the head.

This is real !


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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 22:03
Quote: "Then I got sniped in the head."


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Quote: "Then I got sniped in the head.

This is real "


Wow, you must of been wearing a very strong helmet!, lol

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Well one time I came home from school and as I walked through the door I spotted my cats practising witchcraft. I yelled at them for 2 hours and told them the dangers of medeling with magic and gave also gave them "the talk" while I was at it.


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Quote: "Well one time I came home from school and as I walked through the door I spotted my cats practising witchcraft. I yelled at them for 2 hours and told them the dangers of medeling with magic and gave also gave them "the talk" while I was at it.
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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 22:27
ha ha. if it makes you happy, you can post made-up scary stories. getting sniped in the head and seeing your cats practicing witchcraft is exciting, but not scary.

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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 22:30
That's strange, because my real name is Dominic, and I would also say that I'm a quiet,friendly person. On the other hand though, I am quite tall for my age. Anyway, that's enough about me, and more about my story...

A Walk in the Dark - The Journey from hell

What you are about to read is genuine, and really happened to me. I'm not stealing this from a book or anything, this is a true story, which I have not made up.
The story starts on a warm summer's day in the middle of August two years ago. The story is in England, A few miles away from where I live. Anyway, we had parked the car in front of the entrance to a wood. It was about 8:00pm, so my dad had decided that we could go on a walk.
We started walking through the fallen leaves. As usual, my younger brother shot out in front. I also noticed that the expanse of woodland either side of me was encased in a wooden, fungi-covered barrier.We carried on for about 15 minutes, through the trees and bracken, and we happened upon an old, wooden gate.
We passed through and kept on walking. It seemed to last for ever. Half an hour came and went. We had just entered a corn field, which was apparently part of the trail we were following. The field was a pale yellow colour, kinda like weak custard. I stopped to admire it for a moment, and was then awakened my my brother's distant cries. We neared a winding, gravelly path.
Again, we were surrounded by forest. But this time, there was no barrier. Also, the forest was thicker than the last. The trees were pine, towering things which blocked out most of the bleary, fading sunlight. By now, the family was starting to tire, and the sky was getting dark. I kept on trudging through the dust.
As we passed an exeptionally large pine tree, my mum tugged my arm and joked, "Hey. How would you like sleeping on the gravel, with the animals trying to grab you?" "Terrified", I replied sarcastically. We kept on walking.
It was fairly dark by this time. My mum asked my dad if he "actually knew where he was going". That's an appropriate question to ask, I thought. Just the thing you need when you're cold, tired, and hungry.
By now, the Sky was getting darker by the minute. What little light was remaining had been caught by the vast roof of leaves above me. "I'm cold" My brother announced. I was forced to agree with him. "AAhah...Oh dear." My dad trailed off. "It seemes we have a choice to make." We had stumbled upon a dead end. Three make-shift paths had been cut through the undergrowth. One of them apparently lead to a bar, but we couldn't risk it.
"You may not like it" my dad proclaimed, "but this is for your own safety. I haven't a clue which is the right path to take, so I have made a difficult decision." The rest of the family gazed at him. " I think we may have to turn back".
The words I had been dreading to hear. So, we turned back, and started up the hill back to the field. The sky was pitch-black by now, and it wasn't being helped by the canopy of needles covering us. To be honest, I thought that mum's little joke would be coming true. At that very moment, something cracked inside the wood. SNAP! CRACK! Things were getting scary...
At last, through paranoia and tenseness, we approached the field again. The black sky obscured the view, the custardy corn was now grey. I could here the distant sounds of the motorway to my right. As I stepped into the field, "things" (I couldn't make out whether they were frogs or what) move away from me. As we carried on, yet more sounds came from the nearby forest.
The time finally came when we were back at the forest. But little did I know that this was to be the most terrifying section of the journey from hell. Inside the forest, there was so little light I couldn't see my hand in front of my face. (i'm not joking - try it under your duvet).
We slowly kept walking in what we thought was the right direction. At one point, dad had to take out his lighter and use it to see in front of us. Then, from out of the blue (or black, as it were) we came across the rotting gate again. We passed through, and practically ran the last stretch of the forest. (Which now, we realise was extremely risky, but at the time, it felt like the right thing to do).
After a few more minutes of running, we eventually came out of the entrance to the wood. I'm not kidding, but I have never felt so relieved in all my life! On the way back home in the car, I said "Well, that's the last time we let dad organise a walk again". How we laughed.

So, what do you think?

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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 22:35 Edited at: 2nd Aug 2005 22:37
True 'Ghost' Story

Once, I started hearing knife hitting chopping board sounds downstairs. It sounded exactly like somebody chopping my big kitchen knife on the chopping board, and it happened randomly during the night. I heard it every night for a couple of weeks, but never during the day - so, even though I'm pretty rational, so I tried not to get carried away, but I eventually concluded it must of been a ghost! The worst thing is, nobody else seemed to hear it.

I eventually heard it one night when I was making Tea. My Dad was in the room and I said - 'that was it! Did you hear it?'. He laughed and told me it was the metal rod of the thermostat in the fridge, clicking into place. It only happened at night because the fridge went into a different mode at night to conserve power.

I felt like an idiot, but it was pretty scary none-the-less.

REAL UFO story

I've actually seen a UFO before too. (Probably not Aliens, but it was unidentified). I live in Drumnadrochit, Scotland, and there had been reports on BBC TV News about a UFO in the village. I knew the guy who has spotted it (Mr. Gresham), so I went and asked him where he saw it.

He told me it came out every night now and pointed it out. I got my camera out and started filming it, it was a white light that stayed completely static all night, even when the other stars moved, and flashed and glowed etc... It wasn't a star, because it didn't move, and it wasn't a satellite, because it was far too bright, and scientists on the BBC news report had ruled that out too.

When I was filming it, little red 'sparks' started flying off it, and falling to the ground (?), or into the atmosphere (?), and it glowed bigger, loads more red arrows came out of it and then it was gone.

Honestly, 100% true. The footage was grainy at best, but you could see it happening on the footage. The only problem is, there was no frame of referance in shot so it might as well have been faked. My computer also crashed since and I no longer have any of the footage

Check out this related link, somebody elses sighting of the same UFO : http://www.thefrasers.com/nessie/news/nesspapr021503.html and http://ufocasebook.com/020703.html (quite far down, under the title 'FOX NEWS TO AIR LOCH NESS VIDEO')

I showed my footage to a number of visitng experts and physicists. No explanation. It was in the same place in the sky, every night, for about 2 months until the events described above. The footage I got was the last time it was ever seen.


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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 22:42 Edited at: 2nd Aug 2005 22:43
True 'Cat' Story
I walked through the woods towards the meowing I heard. It was sweep, he was stuck inside a trap at the farm. I came out of the woods and ended up beside the open storage place. I heard a dog. Woof woof. I slowly crept up inside the sheltered place with my older sister and her boyfriend. I heard a big MEOW and even though it was so obvious where he was, we looked up at the roof. After realising we were retards, we looked at the trap(a cage) on the floor. We let sweep out and picked him up. We started walking down the farm track to the main road, when the hunting dogs starting barking, and the cat freaking scratched my hand and went mad like some cat going mad, and ran like a cat. The End.

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Posted: 2nd Aug 2005 22:44 Edited at: 2nd Aug 2005 22:51
My 'ghost' story; (please note, that this has a rather unpleasant ending )

Every so often, in my old house, late at night; a water sound used to be heard. It was running water, and me and my family mostly assumed it was our crummy washing machine. This was, until, I decided to investugate. Heading up the stairs (near the living room) I heard the noise louder, until finally finding its source;

My brother.

He sleep walks, and it turned out, he had been urinating down the stairs for the last 2/3 months, because he turned the wrong way into the bathroom (bathroom on the left, stairs on the right). Of course he didn't know this, because he was asleep (sleep walking)

That was one reason we moved house in the first place. It also created rather an unpleasant smell

THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO IMPLY MY BROTHER IS A GHOST!

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Benjamin
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Wow, so your brother is a ghost?

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Man that is corney. Get ready for meh new story. Full edition.


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yay, scary stories. i counted two or three that were actually scary, but that's enough.

Chapter two: Day of the dusk

It turned out, we did. We had all day. Not too exciting. But, I do have some news that I dramatically left out earlier (Actually, I forgot.). Somehow, my mom and little brother got brought along.
For breakfast, we had Lucky Charmsª. We had fun firing them at each other with our spoons. Soon the parents told us to stop. Party poopers.
After we ate, we decided to walk through the forest. We saw a path and decided to follow it. After a while (not very long, actually) we made up a song to sing. It went like this: Scrub Scouts are not afraid of Big Foot! Roar! Scrub Scouts may be a little afraid of Big FootÉ Then, we thought that it would be fun to pretend to have seen Big Foot. So, I made roaring sounds while everyone else screamed. Then we all ran out of the forest. Sadly, I donÕt think the adults fell for it.
It was about noon, so we started packing up. We only packed up a little because we werenÕt leaving. Ha ha! Did I surprise you? We were actually going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium to go canoeing. We all hopped in a car and started driving. And driving. And driving until we reached the aquarium. When we got there, we went into a place where we got our stuff.
We got these life jackets that were called ÒSuper Wedgie 2000ÕsÓ. We lifted my little brother up in one. That was funny because he was going ÒWaa!Ó He kind of liked it though. We also got our paddles and we all posed for a picture. We left the shop and crossed the street to get to the bay. When we got there we met a tour guide. She showed us the boats that we would be paddling in and told us how to use them. We got into our boats and pushed ourselves into the bay. The kids were all in the front which made the canoe go forward. So basically we worked and the adults sat. Once again, our fun was ruined.
We stopped paddling sometimes to rest. When we stopped, the tour guide talked about where we were and the landmarks around us. One landmark, called Òpoop rockÓ, really got my attention. Apparently so many sea gulls had landed on it and pooped that the whole rock turned white. Wow!
When we got back, we went into the aquarium. We looked around then stopped in the gift shop. I bought a mini-otter. Then, we headed back to camp.

(end of chapter)

more! more!

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Wheres the scary part?

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not here yet. im doing a chapter at a time.

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One day I was assigned to read "War and Peace" for school. I had to write a 5 page essay analyzing the book as well.
The End


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Doesn't really count as scary but here goes...
I work as a software programmer and every day I have to visit a few clients to add features or fix bugs in code. On the way to one of these clients, I stopped by a road and was waiting for the light to turn red so I could cross it. Then a man in dirty rags ran straight ahead and threw himself infront of the back wheel of a bus, resulting in brain chuncks splattered about the road.

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messy

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Posted: 3rd Aug 2005 11:31 Edited at: 3rd Aug 2005 11:37
How to write a scary story...

lesson 1:

Write SLOWLY, delay your getting to the point by describing states of being.

Suddently I heard a noise, it sounded like a (non-specific). I slowly walked to the ajacent room, the door was ajar. Shadows could be seen dancing across the walls, the candles flickers as a cold wind blew. I reached for the knob, anticipation started to burst out, waiting, wanting, slowly driving be to insanity; but I was dreading what I knew, what I beleived would be there. The old grandfather clock chimed, I reached for the knob, it felt as cold as ice. Slowly I turned the knob and pushed, the door creaked open unveiling my horrors of the night.

Don't Write

I heard a noise, I went down the hall and opened the door.

I know that this is not an english class, but make it sound good. It is suppose to be "a scary story"

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Quote: "I slowly walked to the ajacent room, the door was ajar"

Ajar of what? Jam?

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Jimmy the Cat Detective

"There's been another murder. 4 Tabbys shot in the head" Said the Chief Ian T while scratching his crotch and lighting a smoke. "This is your new partner, Benjamin Goose. I want you 2 on it"

"I work alone" hissed Jimmy.
"Jimmy! Shut your hole and get going"
"Ok but I"m driving."

Several minutes later Jimmy and Benjamin pull up in front of a Animal Shelter. "Why are we here" asks Benjamin as he stuffs another chocolate donut into his mouth. "To see an old friend" replys Jimmy.

"What the hell do you want?" asks an old cat by the name of Drew as the 2 detectives approch it's cage.

"I've got some murders in your neighborhood. They look like stray work." says Jimmy.

"I ain't sayin' nothin" hisses the old cat and spits on the ground.

"Benjamin, beat it out of him."

"Your crazy! Someboy help me!"

Benjamin jumps with an angry hiss and begins to furiously beat Drew with his beak.

"Alright alright I'll talk!" yells Drew while Banjamin gives him one last stomp in the crotch.

"It's the work of 2 rabbits by the name of Megaton and David R. There's a dumpster behind Burger King where they meet. Don't f*ck with them Jimmy, you're way over your head."

"Alright, we're going to Burger King." said Jimmy.

*Several hours later back in the chiefs office*

"When I told you to find a murderer, did it sound like I want you to get your partner Benjamin killed the first day and blow up a f*cking Burger King?"

"He got himself killed chief."

"God damn it, Jimmy. Give me your badge"

"This time, it's personal."

"What the hell are you talking about??"

*Conversation is interrupted by ringing phone*

DUN DUNN DUNNNNN




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Posted: 3rd Aug 2005 16:24 Edited at: 3rd Aug 2005 16:25
That is the funnyist (ie scariest) story I ever heard. I especially like the part when Benjamin stomps on Drew's crotch.

Top - Crotch...er...Notch story! (I can't believe I said that!)

An Eternal Struggle between good and evil continues...Each side looking for an advantage...Each side looking for me.

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Posted: 3rd Aug 2005 22:04
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Thanks for the comments. I won several Children's Books awards for that and got the chance to kick JK Rowling in the throat.


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Childrens awards??????????
i wonder if the person who gave you these awards has 20-20 vision... they're funny, but not for children...

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I have a scary story:

One day... on the dullest day.... u peer over ur bed sheets into the darkening corner to find sum1 has replaced ur xbox with a PS2!!!! Arrrrrgh! Then sum1 poors caramel on ur head and kicks you in the knee. then they throw u on a rusty spike and dice u into tiny pieces. Then u wake up screaming... u look over to the corner to see your xbox still there. "few" u say.... not realising the rusty spike sticking out of ur chest... and then u die........ slowly.... safe in the knowledge u still have ur xbox safe.

The end. True story


now if you dont mind i'm going to pick up jennifer aniston in a ferrari.


what i'm realy going to do is just sit here in my darkening solitude



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Posted: 5th Aug 2005 22:45
gamecube, not xbox.

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Quote: "[quote]I slowly walked to the ajacent room, the door was ajar"

Ajar of what? Jam? [/quote]

Look it up:

it means "partly open"

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Don't be so naive, I was joking

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Diddn't any1 like my most genius scary story... There was a lack of jam like the others... i feel thats the only downside.


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[EDIT] Ok that was odd. The thing double posted.. hes doing it again


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WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! Hold the phone..... I think the most scariest story ever is embedded in this very thread.

Quote: "Hi all! I can't program today cuz the computer is getting fixed, and i'm bored."


Does this mean... omg... we could all be in danger from the guy who can access computers through his mind. how else could he type that if the computer is being fixed. We should all lock our doors and stock up on those crackers u get in planes with a bit of cheese and a plastic knife . Then next time ur Pc turns itself off or crashes..... The Slightley Less Young Programmer 2.0 has struck again!!! Be warned.


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tripple post, with one acidental post...

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Quote: "Look it up:

it means "partly open""





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bigadd: my pc crashed, not my mac.

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Who needs stories? This thread is the scariest thing I've read in a long time. In fact I think I just lost all faith in humanity

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Posted: 10th Aug 2005 01:11
Prepare to have you pants soiled by this story....mwahahahahhahahhahaaa!!!!

There is a young boy called Jimmy who is very forgetful, so forgetful, he forgot to do his Biology homework, in which he had to study the process of transportation in a plant, as he entered the building he felt a sudden rush of paranoia and a big dark black shadow leering over him, panick seethed through his veins as he ran down the hall to he halts panting with dispair as his hand slowly reaches the door handle of room SB 1, to enter the room with the guilt, the fear and the horrid thoughts of the conscequences for his forgetfulness, he slowly approaches the back at the room with everyone staring coldly in his direction and sat down on his chair, shaking with fear he hears the approaching of giant footsteps of an ever drawing gargantuic monster, in which enters the class room, to smell the fear of little Jimmy, instantly breathing out 'Jimmy have you done your homework?' Jimmy panicks with a lack of escuses and hesitates finally spurting out, 'n..no' Jimmy closes his eyes only to only imagine the suffering he will endure and only hears a deep sigh before he is engulfed by the demon, to only digest in an Ugly Flatulant Obesity of a teacher to only suffer the dark colour horror of the lower intestine.....Seppuku Geijutsu's ex-biology teacher...something so evil, so damned, so big, soooooo....scary that theres an explanation of the cutlery in the demons pencil case, yes Seppuku's biology teacher is indeed a cannibal

Okay, we all have fun taking the mick outta by biology teacher (although it explains a lot about the kidneys we worked on in a lesson, no I swear theres been students missing since then...)

anyway
if you're into urban myths I'd show you the one I did for my English coursework last year, but it has gone to the examiner and I'll never see it again, shame really, I thought I got the tension good in that

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Posted: 10th Aug 2005 14:32
Hey, you stole my character.


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Posted: 10th Aug 2005 15:49 Edited at: 10th Aug 2005 15:59
what my biology teacher? You know her?





ooooooh you mean little Jimmy, well my english teacher said urban myths always have to have a cliche and well Jimmy is a cliche for the innocent little victim, you know little jimmy stuck down the well sort of thing

well my story is based on a true, almost, I was Jimmy, being engulfed was an after school detention slip, luckily the next day, she said she'd let me off (IMPOSTER!!!!!)

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Posted: 11th Aug 2005 23:10
uh one time my friends and i were playinin a cave in goerges island and then my friend sais "this staircase lead to a way out"
then an evil vioce boomed "there IS no way out!!!!" my friends ran at the sound but i turned and saw a face peering in from a window making an evil smile that smile was enough to shoot me up the stairs!

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Posted: 11th Aug 2005 23:18
prolly someone playing a joke on ya

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Posted: 12th Aug 2005 02:14
@megaton

You didn't include me!

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Posted: 17th Aug 2005 00:28
suppuku: that story was 2 sentences long!!!

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Posted: 17th Aug 2005 00:33
really? Shouldda put more full stops in

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