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TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:26
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This is another useless poll brought to you by TDP Enterprises:

Post on this thread if you think your life is a useless waste ruled by your computer(which you dream about in your sleep) and other gaming consoles. I.E.:

If you have 100+hours logged into WoW...you might be a useless waste.

If you spent last saturday trying to get the hot coffe mod downloaded on ur pc...you might be a useless waste.

If you tried to be the one to log the most battlefield 2 demo hours onto xbox live so you could win some prizes...you might be a useless waste.

If you have mastered every single command in dbpro and now the only thing left to do is make fun of noobs...you might be a useless waste.

If you havent mastered one single command in dbpro and all you do is make fun of noobs...you might be a useless waste.

If you p***ed your pants when you heard that the xbox 360 premium was going to be $400 and then contimplated selling your pet to raise the money...you might be a useless waste.

If you are over 25 and have kissed 3 or less girls...you might be a useless waste.

If you cried(or came near to it) when you found out the new zelda wasnt coming out this year...you might be a useless waste.

If you are among the top-25 highest levels for any mmorpg...you might be a useless waste.

If you spent over$2500 building a sweet computer and you have a sh**y car and house...you might be a useless waste.

If you sold you sh**y car and/or house so you could build a sweet computer...you might be a useless waste.

If gaming costs make up anywhere around 10% of your yearly expendtures...you might be a useless waste.

Need i go on? So if you think your life is a useless waste, post on here why. Why do this, you may ask. Because if your even border line to responding on this thread, your a nerd, and just like wolves, nerds have to stick together to survive(thats dam right, i just compared nerds with wolves).

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:38
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I got a great addition:

If you keep starting useless threads, you're a useless waste.


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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:40
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Quote: "If gaming costs make up anywhere around 10% of your yearly expendtures...you might be a useless waste."

Crap. And there I was thinking that I`ve escaped it.


Gimme teh votez!!!!
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TDP, those are sooo true. But don't call it a useless thread or mods might lock it

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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:41 Edited at: 18th Aug 2005 23:42
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keep posting ppl

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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:43 Edited at: 18th Aug 2005 23:46
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If you bet away more than 50% of your cash on hand with partypoker, your life might be a useless waste

If you have spent hundreds of dollars on the latest and greatest game creation tools and don't know the first thing about game creation, you might be a useless wate.

"Dark Basic rocks! Although the things you can do are not as dynamic as C++, just think how long it would take to do the same thing! I can get FPS of over 60!"
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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:46 Edited at: 18th Aug 2005 23:47
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good one

come one and keep posting ppl, if you havent gotten it by now, this is the nerds version of "you might be a redneck if..."

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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:48 Edited at: 18th Aug 2005 23:49
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If you neglect to feed your cats because you wanna get just one more kill in Halo then you're a usless waste.

If your name begins with TDP, then you're most likely an idiot.

(hehehehe just kidding there. Little joke. Ahem.)


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If you have created a geocities or freewebs website and claim to be a multi-national corporation of game designers, you might be a useless waste.

"Dark Basic rocks! Although the things you can do are not as dynamic as C++, just think how long it would take to do the same thing! I can get FPS of over 60!"
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Posted: 18th Aug 2005 23:51 Edited at: 19th Aug 2005 00:04
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if you laughed at megatons joke involving tdp(i know i did!)...you might be useless waste.

if you detected any sarcasim in the previous joke....you might not be a useless waste.

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keep posting ppl, dont let this thread become a useless waste(he he he)

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wooooooooooooooooooooo I'm not a usless piece of waste!!!!!!!!!!
second there I thought I'd count on the mmorpg, but quitting RuneScape bored at level 47 wouldn''t count

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i played runescape for about 4 days and quit

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Posted: 19th Aug 2005 02:04 Edited at: 19th Aug 2005 02:05
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Quote: " i played runescape for about 4 days and quit"

i didnt get past the registration

if you play Runescape, you are a useless waste

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Posted: 19th Aug 2005 02:25
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agreed
(when i say i played i mean i registered did the tut, quit, then played about half an hour each day of those four days so i could talk to my friends on there.)

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Posted: 19th Aug 2005 02:28 Edited at: 19th Aug 2005 02:28
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If you refuse to go anywhere without your trusty swiss-army usb tool, you are a useless waste.

If your watch tells time in binary, you are a useless waste.

"Dark Basic rocks! Although the things you can do are not as dynamic as C++, just think how long it would take to do the same thing! I can get FPS of over 60!"
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Posted: 19th Aug 2005 02:29
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lol

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If your name is Leys, you are a useless waste

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Quote: " If you neglect to feed your cats because you wanna get just one more kill in Halo then you're a usless waste."


Darn you got me.

I discriminate against discriminating people....
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Posted: 19th Aug 2005 02:56 Edited at: 19th Aug 2005 03:03
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If you use a possessed freakish looking girl as your forum avatar, you are a useless waste..

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Posted: 19th Aug 2005 03:23 Edited at: 19th Aug 2005 03:23
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Quote: "If you have 100+hours logged into WoW...you might be a useless waste."


Or maybe you've played it about 30 minutes every day since its release...

Quote: "If you spent last saturday trying to get the hot coffe mod downloaded on ur pc...you might be a useless waste."


Ain't that hard... and it only takes about 25 seconds to install it. Not that I'd know.

Quote: "If you tried to be the one to log the most battlefield 2 demo hours onto xbox live so you could win some prizes...you might be a useless waste."


Or, quite possibly, the prizes are appealing to someone.

Quote: "If you have mastered every single command in dbpro and now the only thing left to do is make fun of noobs...you might be a useless waste."


No, that means your pretty good at this programming thing (although I don't understand the concept of "mastering commands", its good that you know them and how they work, but can you make them work together?) and maybe you should move on to a more higher level language.

Quote: "If you havent mastered one single command in dbpro and all you do is make fun of noobs...you might be a useless waste."


Holy crap! The first one that made any sense at all.

Quote: "If you p***ed your pants when you heard that the xbox 360 premium was going to be $400 and then contimplated selling your pet to raise the money...you might be a useless waste."


Or maybe, just maybe, you really want a X360, and all your pet does is p*ss and sh*t on the walls of the apartment, its a win/win situation.

Quote: "If you are over 25 and have kissed 3 or less girls...you might be a useless waste."


No, you actually have a serious psychological problem with social interaction that really needs to be worked out. Or your ugly, that too.

Quote: "If you cried(or came near to it) when you found out the new zelda wasnt coming out this year...you might be a useless waste."


Refer to my blog, about 2 or 3 posts down (http://blog.myspace.com/erict). The reason one may cry about this, is the fact he had already pre-ordered the game completely in the sense that it was coming out in november, as was said, and with nintendo usually spot on release date hits, it came as a supreme disapointment to nintedo fans everywhere that the game was delayed. It has also made some of us worry about the state of the game, ney, nintendo, in the near future.

Quote: "If you are among the top-25 highest levels for any mmorpg...you might be a useless waste."


Or maybe you are especially good at playing certain MMORPG's.

Quote: "If you spent over$2500 building a sweet computer and you have a sh**y car and house...you might be a useless waste."


Or maybe we don't need a car, and the house may look sh*tty but $2500 wasn't going to make a difference? Not that I spent that much on my PC at the time of purchasing each little piece, though it was close.

Quote: "If you sold you sh**y car and/or house so you could build a sweet computer...you might be a useless waste."


Not sure what to say about that one...

Quote: "If gaming costs make up anywhere around 10% of your yearly expendtures...you might be a useless waste."


I have a low income, but I spend about 15-20% of my income per year on gaming. Its my hobby, and its other peoples hobbies. And I'm sure there are some people who make a good chunk of change, who spend that much on gaming like its nothing.

So what I am trying to say it, leave the "you might be a..." type stuff to people like Jeff Foxworthy (who does "You might be a redneck if...") Because you really suck at it. The whole point of it is, it has to be somewhat realistic or true, thats how its pulled off.

-Eric

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It's very easy to spend 10% - even 40% of your part-time Burger King income on video games.


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wow, i commend you for taking the time to respond to each and every one of my sentences, theres not a chance in hell that i have near that good of patience.

(I spend about $120 max yearly on gaming crap, and no my income is not $1200)

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Quote: "I spend about $120 max yearly on gaming crap, and no my income is not $1200"


Whats that, about 2 or 3 games a year? Or a 3 year old console?

The average month I spend around 150$ on gaming. Though the last few months have been really slow gaming wise and i've actually spent about 70$ each month. I'm sure come november i'll hit the 500$ in a month mark.

Quote: "wow, i commend you for taking the time to respond to each and every one of my sentences, theres not a chance in hell that i have near that good of patience.
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Be happy, I dedicated about 6 minutes of my day so far to your thread...

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I like this thread.

If you go to homecoming/prom, try to find a babe to dance with, but end up getting bored and going home to code the 11th version of your crummy encryption algorithm...you might be a useless waste.


I'm going to eat you!
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lol

no, i am one of those cheap b**terds who wait until games are dirt cheap before they buy them. I have only bought one game a full price...halo 2!!! My gaming expenses will go up considerbly this year because, of the 360. I have about 40+ xbox games that were pretty much all bought 2 years after they came out for <$15, exluding halo 2. And the only game i have ever played n the computer was hl-1, well and the demo of hl-2, cuz i am too cheap to buy the real thig.

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eric, i have these two books titled Politicaly Correct Bed-Time Stories and Politicaly Correct Fairy-Tales You seem to like politicaly correct jokes...

And so far the only one i qualify for is...
If you negleted to feed your dog.....you might be a useless waste.

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Quote: "(I spend about $120 max yearly on gaming crap, and no my income is not $1200)"


I think EricT meant people who actually have jobs.


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you now, once the paycheck comes in megaton, you really dont have to go out and buy something with the money, some people like me like to save and invest, instaed of splurging on useless shwaag.

If you buy useless shwaag on a regular basis....you might be a useless waste.

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I probably spend around £100 per month on games, and the same again on useless shwaag like CD's and DVD's. (luckily that's not nearly 10% so I'm golden )

I need to add these though:

* If your car CD stereo is worth more than your car then you could be a useless waste.

* If you've ever worn a tracksuit in public you could be a useless waste.

* If you've ever worn a tracksuit to a bar or club then your a useless waste and should be put to death immediately.

* If you call average looking girls ugly just to appear 'successful' then your a useless waste.

* If you weigh more than a truck yet still go looking for love on the internet due to lack of shame, your a useless/shameless/neckless waste.

* If your too afraid to complain at McDonalds incase they tarnish your next burger - your a useless waste.


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i like to change everything from WASTE to WAIST, hehehe

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Quote: "If you spent over$2500 building a sweet computer and you have a sh**y car and house...you might be a useless waste."

I am completely the reverse of this so I think I am home free. My computer is rubbish but, my lovely black and red gsxr600 has carbon micron end can, prolite racing disks, stainless hoses, double bubble screen, sticky bridgestone bt014's, custom painted wheels(Red with polished alloy rims), I never take the seat cowling off so it always looks like a single seat racer.......Yeah ok I’m a useless waste.

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Quote: "In the future we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us."


O_O


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audi tt , i bought my comp for $300

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*cough*bump*cough*

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Quote: "If you are over 25 and have kissed 3 or less girls...you might be a useless waste."

Mmmmm, not quite!

Quote: "If gaming costs make up anywhere around 10% of your yearly expendtures...you might be a useless waste."

With 8 game consoles and countless games for them all, damn..!

Here're some other possiblities:

If you miss meal times because you're on the computer you might be a nerd.

If it takes more then your hands to count the number of times you've completed any particular game you might be useless.

If you think it's cool to mimic game characters voices and actions you might be extremely sad, or five years old...

If sun-light causes you discomfort in the winter you might need to get it checked out.

If you have ever heard of the Princess Maker you might be breaking the law in your country...

If I had a gun right now, I'd repaint the wall.

If you don't understand how a FPS could be played with a keyboard and mouse you've definately never played games on a PC.

If Tron is amoung your favourite films, you might be getting old.

If you remember games like Elite, Exile or Stryker's Run, you might be a retro game knowledge-base.

If you can reproduce the noise of a Dot-Matrix printer, you might be able to scare the cats away.

If you can count the number of girl-friend you've had on one hand you're either lonely or extremely sensible.

If you're still reading this, I'm quite amazed.

If your computer is fitted inside a fiberglass F1 car body-shell, you may need to find alternative forms of entertainment.

If your arm begins to ache when you lift things, you may be suffering the beginnings of repetetive strain injury.

If you don't suffer from migraines, you're a lucky ******.

If you have a pair of 3D glasses sitting next to your computer you may know that they are some games that use them.

(gasps for air)

Don't look at me like that!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!
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wow

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Nope, I'm just weird!

Don't look at me like that!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!
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Quote: " If you call average looking girls ugly just to appear 'successful' then your a useless waste."


Ive seen people do that nice call


If you buy Diablo items on the internet you are a useless waste

If you pay money a month to play a game you are either rich or a useless waste.(I have the money to do this but Im on strike against pay a month games)

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