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Geek Culture / A kitten stuffed into a jar.

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 03:21 Edited at: 12th Sep 2005 03:21
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

A good example of one of those sites that you can tell are fake, but don't do a very good job off being funny either. I'm all up for a BonsaiChildren site though.




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TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 03:25
hmm....
here ya go
http://www.shabbytiques.com/Paris%20Flea%20Market/Jar%20Baby.htm

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 03:28
TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 03:35
click,....... click,........ click,........ click.......

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Ace Of Spades
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 04:08
hasn't this been brought up multiple times already?

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 04:37
If it was cat related, I would have noticed it in a nanosecond.


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Raven
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 04:50
Yes we've seen this... many sodding times before.
It's a cat and squeezed into places. Great.

now try doing it with an elephant and stop infecting the internet with even more crap than it already is.

Benjamin
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 05:16
Hahahaha Raven very funny, but its fake laugh. SORRY UR NOT COMEDIAN. I mean seriously, calm down.

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BearCDPOLD
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 06:07
What a coincidence, I just got an email from an unenlightened friend this morning about this. Anyway, the kitties will have their revenge.



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Phaelax
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 06:13
very very old news

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JoelJ
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 06:54
that used to be my sig....
thought you would like to know...


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Hawkeye
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 15:14
Hey funkyboy....

Quote: " Yes we've seen this... many sodding times before.
It's a cat and squeezed into places. Great.

now try doing it with an elephant and stop infecting the internet with even more crap than it already is"

Actually I think we have Odd, you try doing that with my cat and you'd be lucky to walk off with your face still intact, you'd think they would fight back.

And my vote goes towards Llamss in a jar. Or wolly mamonths. mammoths. whatever. Ladaladallama

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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 15:36
My vote goes towards Raven in a jar.

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Scraggle
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 19:35
Raven in several jars ...

Flindiana Jones
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 19:46
And maybe TDP...

Damokles
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 19:54
How can you be so heartless ? :S
you're telling it's fake, but whaat if that's true ? then you have many kittens on your mind !

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 19:56
Feel the power of teh kittens...... *reeOWWWWKKK!* AHHH MY ARMMM!M!!!!!!!

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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 20:33
Quote: "At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

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Isnt this animal crulity?

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 20:35
Damokles
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 21:00
It's not a joke ... I wonder how you can ignore FACTS. Imagine peolpe doing that to your cat ! What woul you say ?

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 21:44
They do stuff them into jars, but they obviously don't mold them into oriental shapes over the course of several months.


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Killswitch
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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 22:34 Edited at: 12th Sep 2005 22:37
It's FAH-ACHE we proved it last time, somehow. Just have a proper read through the site and you can tell it's fake.

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Posted: 12th Sep 2005 22:49
It's fake, and it has been brought up to discussion multiple times on this forum. And every time, wise people convince the less smart people that this is, in fact, a joke.

A joke, just like me.

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Posted: 13th Sep 2005 00:05
yeah.... i have paintshop pro too.

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Posted: 13th Sep 2005 00:17
Quote: "discussion multiple times on this forum"

Quote: "last time"

Quote: "Yes we've seen this... many sodding times before.
It's a cat and squeezed into places. Great."

Quote: "Actually I think we have "

Quote: "stop infecting the internet with even more crap than it already is"

Quote: "brought up multiple times already"

Quote: "very very old news"

Wow, omg, megaton........you.....you.....are infecting the internet with "usless waste". And old waste at that. How could you....

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 13th Sep 2005 00:29
want old news....

here is another kitty


or this one


or even this one


there are a lotta weird kitties on the net...nothing too new

Megaton Cat
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Posted: 13th Sep 2005 00:33 Edited at: 13th Sep 2005 00:33
@tdp
Aw that's a cute little thing you put together.

He was referring to the BonsaiKitten site. I have no influence on the internet whatsover.


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TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 13th Sep 2005 00:43
Quote: "I have no influence on the internet whatsover"

that...kinda sucks.....thats how i feel about me and the world......

“A lot of people approach risk as if it’s the enemy when it’s really fortune’s accomplice” - Sting“
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Hawkeye
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Posted: 13th Sep 2005 00:45
There's a lot of weird cats on the internet....

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