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Satchmo
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Napoleon Dynamite!
I opened this thread to post as many quotes from the movie as possible you may post your qoutes too lets see how many we can get!

[quote]#1 tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
#2 Tina come get some ham!
#3 What ever i feel like god!
#4 I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me
#5 You guys are retarted!
#6 I caught you a delishous bass
#7 And go get some pampers for you and your brother
#8 Hey are you going to finish your tots?

So post away with your quotes and remember to number them!

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 17th Sep 2005 16:23
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Quote: "#9 FXGAMER I'll beat you senseless"


What a pointless thread....

here is a DECENT quote

Quote: "Spongebob: How the f*** are ya patrick?
Patrick: Pretty f***ing good spongebob"


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Satchmo
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Posted: 17th Sep 2005 16:38
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This board is for all non game-making related talk
do ya ever read stuff

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Benjamin
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How do u know the codes like for monster, weapon, a car, and stuff like that.

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Hawkeye
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teh codez, HE HAS TEH CODEZ! GIMMIEEEE TEH CODEZZZZz....1!!!!!1111!11elevel!!111!1!1


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Dazzag
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Don't get me started....

Cheers

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Baggers
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Posted: 17th Sep 2005 18:56
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I hear you need a book or something...

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Mnemonix
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Book really helped me.

WE SHALL BECOME ALL POWERFUL! CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING ! ! ! ETC. ! ! ! ETC.! ! !
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Hawkeye
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Book? I hate book. OMG! GayNesSS! Book is stupid. BOOK IS GAY!!!!!!!!!


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Posted: 17th Sep 2005 19:21
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Behold, book is here !

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Benjamin
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Posted: 17th Sep 2005 20:16
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A book. If u know something why cant u make a kool game or prog. come on now. A book. I hate books. Where can I get the codes. I know how to build it with codes. GET IT. I HOPE U UNDERSTAND. DUHH

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Raven
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did anyone like that Napelon Dynamite film?
I found it boring...

aparently there's a new advert set for american TV involving him and Bill Gates. not sure what the hell it's for, probably trying to get teens to buy Windows, or just drop money off at the front desk of 1 Microsoft Way or something.

still the only thing worse I can think of than such a crap film, is an advert involving that retarded character. : sigh :

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ionstream
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Heh, I didnt like Napoleon Dynamite the first time I saw it, I thought it was incredibly boring and not funny, but if you watch it for the second time, you really understand what its all about . Its hilarious.

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Just one thing to say...

The Palestinian Liberation Army are coming.

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Quote: "still the only thing worse I can think of than such a crap film, is an advert involving that retarded character. : sigh :
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Bill gates?

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TDP Enterprises
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you really have to have a simple mind, like me and half of the population, in order to get napolian dynamite. It also helps to watch it more than once, and its humor lies within the fact that you repeat stupid things he says.

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Jeku
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Posted: 17th Sep 2005 23:34
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The music is the best thing about Napoleon Dynamite

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Peter H
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lol, that movie was awesome...

i'm sure i would hate it if my friends walked around quoting it all the time (yeah...that would get annoying ) but none of my friends like to quote it so i think it's hilarious...

as TDP said, you really have to have a simple stupid mind to enjoy it...

(i REALLY get annoyed when people say it's stupid just because they are trying to be cool )

btw fxgamer you got half of those wrong (I.E. it's "What ever i feel like, gosh!")

here's my favourites...
#1 "Are you drinking that because you think your fat? because your not, you could drink whole milk if you wanted to." (yeah guys, great line to use on the ladies )
#2 "gosh! maybe i will!"
#3 "Well what would you do if wolverines were attacking your cousins?!? gosh!"
#4 "Your mom goes to college!"
#5 "You're just jealous because i've been chatting online with hot babes all day."

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TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 18th Sep 2005 00:42
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Quote: "#5 "You're just jealous because i've been chatting online with hot babes all day." "
i use this one a lot

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Satchmo
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#3 "Well what would you do if wolverines were attacking your cousins?!? gosh!"
that should actualy be
#3 "Well what would you do in a situation like that ?!? gosh!"

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TDP Enterprises
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ppl kept sayin these things to me before i saw the movie, and i was like, right.........then i saw it and was like, right!

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ionstream
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Another incredibly intelligent post by TDP.

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TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 18th Sep 2005 03:04
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Quote: "Another incredibly intelligent post by TDP."
You forget, i have a simple mind, therefore, i am ablt to understand napolian dynamite and all of its ellegance.

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"Oh yeah right - like who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the Government?"

And yes, this one too is my favorite:

"Your mom goes to college!"
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Watched the first 5 minutes and thought it was rubbish and turned it off. Assuming that it's going to be like all the other airhead type comedies, then you would have thought I would have loved it. I mean I still quote Bill and Ted now and again dude (although no-one knows what I'm on about anymore). I think I'm one of the only people ever to really like Dude where's my car, and Harold and Kumar was a good laugh (got to love the Wilson Phillips bit). Strange....

Then again, he reminded me of an old mate of mine that I really wanted to kill when I was a kid (about 16 - ie. Alcohol started to come into things). Really really annoying git....

Party on dudes.

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yo napoleon dynamite is the most uniqe comedy in such a weird wayu should have watched the rest of it.
Quote: "ever take it off any sweat jumps"


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your mom goes to colledge has gotta be one of the greatest moments in the film.

Sorry im late, I was off taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you.
Hey Van-B can you take a photo of me on the horse real quick?.......Thanks.

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Let's discuss "Your mom goes to college!"

This statement is said in the background by Kip when he is sitting on the couch while Napoleon is talking to Deb at the door.

It is so out of place - that it works!

It is so off the wall, that it truly becomes funny!

It stands out in my mind as one of the funniest things in the movie, maybe because it is just so stupid that it's funny!
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Quote: "I mean I still quote Bill and Ted now and again dude "


Most excellent!


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hehe bill and ted was a great movie too

"so-crates"

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Quote: " Napoleon Dynamite!"

That movie would've been awesome if morons didnt quote it/talk about it all the time...holy CRAP i cant stand it

besides, they stole my "FREAK" and "IDIOT" lines, so now whenever i say them people think i'm quoting napoleon dynamite, which is no good, so i had to stop


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That reminds me of just after Wayne's World came out and everyone was saying "yah, and monkeys will fly outta my butt!". It got old after about 4 minutes.

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I don't have a favorite quote, but a favorite moment:

When Uncle Rico throws the steak at Napoleon. Yep. Good laughs had by me.


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