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Deep Thought 42
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Posted: 20th Sep 2005 22:40
Well since Napoleon Dynamite has a quotes thread, I thought Monty Python and the Holy Grail definitly deserves one ! Here are a few.
Quote: "1. Ni!
2. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
3. It's only a flesh wound.
4. I'm not dead yet.
5. You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you."


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Lukas W
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Posted: 20th Sep 2005 22:43
6. one, two, five!

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Posted: 20th Sep 2005 22:45
Never yet saw the movie and have no intention of doing so. People have "hyped" it up waaay to much and there is no way it can truly be as good as I would expect it to. The only way I will watch it if it's already playing and I happen to be in the room(and have not plans). Napoleon Dynamite on the other hand, I saw that before all the hype so that was a damn funny movie.

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Posted: 20th Sep 2005 22:47
i accidently wathced the intro once and it was really funny so i had to watch teh moviez!11

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Posted: 20th Sep 2005 23:26
@TheIndy...ah! but Monty Python was real humour, silly, but real humour



the average IQ is 100...but the people that took the test where trying to look smart. most people don`t go over 50.
Area 51?, I`m more intrested in what they have in areas 1 to 50
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Posted: 20th Sep 2005 23:58
Quote: "Napoleon Dynamite on the other hand, I saw that before all the hype so that was a damn funny movie."

So since you saw it BEFORE the hype, that means that it's not a REAL hype or something?

you suck, mighty python sucks, here i was expecting this funny movie, i have never been so BORED in my life

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 00:04
Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the greatest movies of all time.

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 00:12
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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 01:10
"run away"

Not a funny line but its just how they say it.

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 01:59 Edited at: 21st Sep 2005 02:00
I went to a Holy Grail day at Doune castle a few weeks back. Got handed coconut shells and a shrubbery for the movie and bumped into quite a few wierdos....


Fav quotes would have to be either,
'You mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries'

or
(had to look this one up for spelling )
'We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. '


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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 02:02
Is the holy grail film the one with all the old geezers stealing the bank (literally) the teacher giving 'graphic' sex education and the fat man being sick all over the cleaner in the restaurant or is that the meaning of life?

In any case "it's only a wafer thin chocolate mint" or something along those lines.

*tries to think of witty and original signature*
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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 02:25
"You only killed the brides father thats all!!"
"Well I really didnt meant to"
"Didnt mean to!? You put your sword right through his head!"
"Oh dear, is he ok"

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 03:13 Edited at: 21st Sep 2005 03:14
"Someday son this will be all yours."
"What the curtains?"

@sopayfish
That's the Meaning of Life you're describing there.

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 03:16
Thats:-

"One day lad, all this will be yours"




There are so many fantastic quotes in that film.

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 04:17
One of the funniest ever made

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 04:31
"The word the Knights of Ni must never hear!"
"Well I can't stop saying it if I don't know what it is!"
"Oh, you said it! I said it! I said it again! Aaah!!!"

@Mnemonix
Oops! How could I have ever made such a mistake. After watcing about 8 times I should have it down.

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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 14:46
Canadian Bird, careful now, the Python team have mucho respect around here - best not to dis them until you find out the proper names and suchlike (Mighty Python?).

My fave quotes have already been mentioned, but there's also these from the scene with the ferocious rabbit:
''And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...''

''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.''


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Posted: 21st Sep 2005 21:45 Edited at: 21st Sep 2005 21:45
Just got this off of Ebay--- at a great deal. Around $20



And I also own the collector's DVD of the Holy Grail. I love the dialogue in those films!

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JoelJ
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Posted: 22nd Sep 2005 00:23
Quote: "Canadian Bird, careful now, the Python team have mucho respect around here - best not to dis them until you find out the proper names and suchlike (Mighty Python?)."

blahblahblah, that just shows how much I care.

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Posted: 22nd Sep 2005 01:30
It also shows how much your opinion matters.

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every opinion counts but insults are not welcome.

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Posted: 22nd Sep 2005 04:01
That is a good point as monty python was SOOOOO much better than napoleon dynamite, that movie (dynamite) doesn't even have the smeblance of a storyplot it's jsut randomnly stupid......... Monty python on the other hand is very funny with an interesting storyplot.

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you mean like, they were sent on a quest to find the holy grail by god for no reason and failed because they get arrested?

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Posted: 22nd Sep 2005 04:06 Edited at: 22nd Sep 2005 04:09
I really didn't like the ending. It was sort of disappointing after the whole movie. Anyway, another good thing to watch if you have the extras DVD is the Lego "Knights of the Round Table". Sing-Along with "Brave Sir Robin" is good as well.

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lol I saw the lego thing


Arthur : "On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot, it is a silly place"
Knights : "right..."

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King Arthur: What are the French doing in England?
Frenchman: Mind your own business! (add outrageous accent)

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heh I liked the storyplot it was less mindless than napoleon dynamite and to tell you the truth I really don't like that napoleon figure, never liked anyone with that name theyre either nerds or cynical generals that like kicking the crap out of the british but lose on a simple battlefield in the middle of nowhere called waterloo, where do they come up with that name anyway?

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Posted: 22nd Sep 2005 16:12
"camelot!"
"it's only a model"
"SHH!!"

(probably got that quote wrong)

Keeper: "What's your favourite color?"
knight dude1: "Blue...NO REd!!!"
knight dude1: "AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" *falls down canyon*

Keeper: "Can a swallow carry a coconut?"
knight dude2: "African or european?"
Keeper: "What? I don't know!.. no wait i mean!"
Keeper: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

(or something like that)

the michelangalo (crudely misssssssspelled) painting thing in the flying circus had to be one of the best...my brothers acted it out for a college thingy..

"Three christs!!"
"Well i thought the fat one would balance out the two skinny ones!"

"Did i make judas jewish enough? i tried to make judas the most jewish..."

"I want a painting with 12 disciples 1 christ and NO Kangaroos!"


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Posted: 23rd Sep 2005 05:52
yikes code spinneker, do you know what a period is? Not to be mean, but your posts are a bit hard to read without them.

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Quote: "yikes code spinneker, do you know what a period is?"


A period is a special time in a young woman's life when she becomes more attractive to butterflies.

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Posted: 23rd Sep 2005 20:32
Copied from a website, but this is a great scene ...

Quote: "HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

GEORGE W.: <confused> You mean me?

HEAD KNIGHT: No, not you! A bush!

GEORGE W.: <still confused> You mean me?

HEAD KNIGHT: No, one of those leafy green things similar to a tree yet smaller!

LADY NORTON: <timidly raising a hand> What if someone, by chance, happened to have clearcut all the shrubberies in the entire area? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

HEAD KNIGHT: We've never had that problem before. <consults with the other knights> If there are no more shrubberies to be found, then you must...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! "


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Posted: 24th Sep 2005 19:24
Did any see the clip of Japanese version? Its in the extras DVD. They have a quest for "the Holy Sake Cup".

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