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Geek Culture / Are you a loser? Test here! lol! ;-)

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The Nerd
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Posted: 22nd Oct 2005 21:59 Edited at: 22nd Oct 2005 22:00
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Hi

KLU 007 showed me this site we're there are diffrent tests you can take Mostly about how geekly you are Then i took this test to see how much loser i was. Well, this was the result:

95% are cooler, and
5% are more of a loser than you.

and the comment:
You are a total loser, ouch!

lol, i don't really believe the test, but it's much fun to take.
Try it out here:
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php




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Freddy 007
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Yeah, that's is a very cool site.
I'll post my scores:

Nerd:


Geek:


Loser:


And the last test I took: The Stupid Test:




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Undercover Steve
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Posted: 22nd Oct 2005 22:11
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16% are cooler, and
84% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

Definitely not a loser - You're cool by us


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Frozen Flame
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lol.


16% are cooler, and
84% are more of a loser than you.


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Dot Merix
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Me!
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hey! great!

99% loser

thank you fans .. thank you.



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Megaton Cat
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This is a stupid quiz.

So if I'm not a self-loatihng alcoholic, I'm not cool?


The future is here, and I can't afford it.
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Fallout
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That is an invalid test as it didn't ask how many women you'd slept with, which is irrifutable non-loser proof. After all, losernessity is directly inversly proportional to sexual prowess. So it is written, so shall it be done.

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Cian Rice
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Apparently contrary to popular belief I'm normal.



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Darkbasic MADPSP
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Normal yay!!!!

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Hawkeye
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haha fallout

I got:
37% are cooler, and
63% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

You're cooler than half the people! Great work!


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tpfkat
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i think it raises the question "what is a loser" bill " virgin till he got rich" gates would have been classed as a loser?

i dont need to take this test as im very content with my life and my life to come.
though it would probably say im a loser so no loss if loser is the highest score which is why its called a loser test thus losing is the best option. what is the opposite of a loser? a gainer perhaps,what does a gainer have that a loser doesnt?is a loser smarter than a loser or is loser a compliment from a gainer, does life exist on mars and should i have 2 helpings of cheese cake,all these questions may never be answered,unless someone actually answers them,but then someone would have to read them to be actually answered thus making the answerer a loser unless they are read then they are a gainer,but being a computer proggrammer would be classed as a geek and ergo a loser leaving absolutley no way to resolve any of the proof needed to prove the loser test right or wrong.
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Megaton Cat
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Yeah, basiclly what thicko is trying to say is what is a winner?

The guy who gets drunk and sleeps with 3 women or the guy who starts a successful buisness and drives a good car?


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ionstream
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I really hope you dont get a higher "cool" score if you answered "yes" to drinking.

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Darkbasic MADPSP
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And i'm to young to post my age

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Freddy 007
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So am I, you wannabe-geek

I'll let all of you in on a secret:
In the Nerd-test, The Nerd only scored "Wannabe Nerd"

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Deadwords
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EDIT: I'm weird:
Your score is:
100

44% are more weird,
10% are just as weird, and
46% are more normal than you!

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Quote: " In the Nerd-test, The Nerd only scored "Wannabe Nerd""


You think he calls himself The Nerd because he is one? no.. hes just a wannabe

lol




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so if ive slept with 3 women and started a successful business and drives around in a saab s6 and like computers,what does that make me?
am i a nerd..a geek..a loser...a winner... a gainer ....a lucky bar- steward.
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UFO
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Ha! lol.
What is meaning of life?
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Loser Test:

I guess it is ok....

Stupid test:


Geek Test:
Green - geekier
blue - not as geeky


Nerd Teat:


What I am going to die:


Weird Test:


Whatever....

I'm a stupid n00b.
And I'm trying to make a MMORPG. OK, not that stupid...
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Hamish McHaggis
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Stupid test, I did it and got 75% are cooler than me, did it again trying to get the coolest percentage I could, and I got 99% are more of a loser than me . Any test where you can tell what answers to pick is stupid.

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Apparently 92% of people are cooler than me. Probably live in Alaska or something...

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Overall, you scored as follows:

10% scored higher (more computer geeky),
0% scored the same, and
90% scored lower (less geeky).

Compared to those in the same age group as you:

14% scored higher (more computer geeky),
1% scored the same, and
85% scored lower (less geeky).

What does this mean? Your computer geekiness is:

You are a Supreme Computer Geek. Can you say, "Hey look at me, I'm a computer geek!"

haha!

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Dazzag
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Heh, what was this written in? Sunday school? Gotta laugh.

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Avan Madisen
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66% are cooler, and
34% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

Tending towards loser status, get help soon


You know, it didn't about the clothes people wear, if it did my answer would've been: "I look like Jesus in a trench coat with Matrix style shades!"

Don't look at me like that!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!
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Awesome, I got the secret score.


"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers."
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The Nerd
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@Frozen Flame:

How dare you say that!? LOOK AT ME!!! I AM A GEEK! I'M BORNED AS GEEK! Quiz lies! Quiz stupid!

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Fallout
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Nah, the true definition of a loser is similar to an assh*le. It doesnt matter about sexual prowess, your looks, or your dress sense. You can be a compo geek or a movie actor. You're only a loser if you don't treat people with respect. True losers are people with no real friends - only fake friends, and only because they have nothing to them as a person to make them worth truthly liking. If all your friends are just surface relationships, and when anyone who gets close enough to you to truly know you seems to disappear from your life, then you're a loser. And you suck!!!


.... and you should die.

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fallout: your sig annoyed me so I did the pleasure of:


sorry if that was rude, but on my lcd the black really, really made me want to leave the computer.

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I think it looks better with the black. Significantly better.


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darn. Then I will need to block sig images.

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Edit: Or, Jr Noober, if you're using Firefox, you could just block images from that source.

Go to My Site, get bored and walk away.
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oi. Thanks. forgot about that.haha.

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That's a shame noober. It's almost ironic, as you're posting such a comment in a Loser oriented thread, and I would regard someone who gets annoyed by a black outline around a sig image as tending towards loserniccity.

I would just block all images from my source, and forgo all my exciting image full posts in the future.

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Hmmm. I've viewed it on 1600x1200 and 1920x1200 LCD panels, plus a 1600x1200 CRT...... nah, prefer it in black. Cut out version looks a bit, well, cut out.

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exactly. I look at boring old black screens all day. I try to NOT do black Black. Black. Black. Black. that boring old color, that burns my eye's 45% of the day:*(

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Fallout
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I smell racial prejudice!!!!

But seriously. Black is the ultimate. Imagine if your new girlfriend came round wearing a green thong .....

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Yeah, but whats your point about viewing it on LCD?

Quote: "that burns my eye's 45% of the day"
I remember being told at work, years ago, by the HR manager (when they were having an ergonomics push) that the whiter the screen, the more it hurts your eyes. For CRTs it's because of the radiation apparently. Even with LCD's though they reckon it's more of a strain with brighter colours. If you are looking at them all the time they said. I've never had a problem myself though, and I practically look at LCDs and CRTs 24/7.

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I get serious eye strain from monitors, and it comes from probably needing specs, but not wanting them, so straining my eyes a little. It is bright colours that strain your eyes. Dark colours are gentler on the peepers. I think noober isn't saying it strains his eyes, I think he just doesn't like black. Must be bad at night time, or watching Nightrider.

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Quote: "I think he just doesn't like black"
Whats wrong with him? What sort of T-Shirt does he wear???

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check it out:

37% are cooler, and
63% are more of a loser than you.
yeah, im pretty cool.

and
You are going to die at the grand ol' age of:
74

cool, i can live with that

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Yes. I dislike the color a lot. I try to stay away from black. I see bright whites and brighter colors better and nicer than black the white doesnt hurt, but sometimes the black does. It might be my contrast or something.

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Quote: "True losers are people with no real friends - only fake friends"


Well...I...


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Quote: " Imagine if your new girlfriend came round wearing a green thong"


Some people like that color i prefer black or white.....maybe red see threw. Not for me...but her

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Quote: "see threw"
What, you chuck it around?

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its just another case of "lets brand people" which in my opinion means that the guys who wrote this test are in fact
llllloooooooohhhhhoooooohhhoooosssssseeeeeerrrrrrssssss.
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Dazzag
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And they wrote it in Sunday school. It's more cool to not drink according to the test. Try that theory out when you get to 18 (change to required stupidely old drinking age that matches your country). "No, I would rather a diet coke with a twist of lemon". Aha. I'm sure you will be the centre of the party. Maybe the definition of cool has changed....


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Quote: "Try that theory out when you get to 18 (change to required stupidely old drinking age that matches your country). "

0, i am not kidding there is no such limitation here
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