(note: to get the joke in the title, think of it to the campbell's theme.)
I will update this as the game progresses, so i currently post the plot:
You are an innocent farmhand. the year is 1949. you are mindlessly tending to the tomatoes, when you see a bright light flash before your eyes. It takes a while to adjust, it being so dang bright an' all, and in the midst of the light, you see a man who looks like he was badly burnt crawling out of a flaming house, and he is saying something:
"da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire! da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire!"
Utterly confused, you continue to work on the tomatoes, despite the oddly familiar groaning sound behind you.
"Muuuhhhh..."
you think,
"ah, it's just them dang ol' oaks, they moan a lot this time o' fall"
"MUUUHHHH!"
"i wonder if i closed the gate last night..."
"MUH! MUH! MUH!"
"i'll go check..."
you kinda know what happens next, there's (tadaaaa!) a zombie behind you. Ducking out of the way, >begin interactive part< you dash inside your house to get your shotgun, you've seen enough George A. Romero films to know the only thing that can kill a flesh eating creature of death is about 2-3 pounds of hot lead. >end interactive part< after getting your gun, you rush outside to kill the zombie >begin interactive part< you kill it, whoop-dee-doo. >end interactive part< But, only after killing it do you see it was just the local don trying to impress you by putting a slice of orange in his mouth. (you don't get how that would work!) So thusly, the local mafia is PISSED.
As the mafia are not known for their willingness to forgive and forget, you have LOTS and LOTS of bounties on your head, so any regular joe six-pack will ateempt to kill you. But this couldn't have worse timing, as for some reason zombies are eating people, but everybody is so obsessed with your bounties that they ignore it ENTIRLEY. So, the police are above petty bounties, so them and the U.S. Army are against the zombies alone. Of course, hippies begin protesting and start the P.Z.R. (
People for
Zombie
Rights) foundation. As usual, the zombies think their brains are quite a pleasure to eat and there are quite a few to spare, so the zombies will immediately eat them in favor of you. (use it to your advantage, like if you are surronded by the brain eaters throw a rock at a P.Z.R.!) Sadly, you have killed quite a few of the zombies and 2 of the 3 founders of P.Z.R., so they will hit you with picket signs every chance they get. But, in a sense the zombies can be used to your advantage there too, as if you are surronded by the P.Z.R., let the zombies eat them instead. Of course, your ex saw you on the news killing hippies and zombies, so she came down to chew you out, which is worse than any zombie.
And so, the beginning ends and the running from:
1) the mafia
2) protesters, picketing zombie rights
3) the zombies that eat them
4) your ex-wife
Commences.
more things as they develop!
-Dr. Evil
I say exactly what's on my mind, like "Imagine your grandpa in a speedo" or "I eat Jell-O while waxing the table" and my personal favorite, "I drink bathtub water"
