"Why I am Arthur king of the Britains."
"King of the who?"
"Kind of the Britains."
"Who are the Britains?"
"Why we are all Britains and I am your king."
"Well I didn't vote for you."
"You do not vote for a king."
"Well how'd you get to be king then?"
"The lady of the lake. With her divine power thrust forth excallibur and said 'Arthur you shall be king' and that is why I am your king."
"Look strange ladies lieing at the bottom of ponds handing out swords is not a basis for a system of government."
"Look here -"
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some old watery tart handing out swords."
"Be quiet!"
"Look if I was to go around saying I was emperor just because some old man threw a scimitar at me they'd lock me away."
"I order you to be quiet!"
"Oh ordering me now are you? Hey what? Violence corrupting the system! Official violence inheriting the system! I'm bein repressed! I'm bein repressed!"
"Bloody peasant!"
"Did you see that? Did you see him repressing me?"
What a great scene