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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Got any ideas?

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DrewG
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:04
Here's a joke that I first heard on Socom II
Quote: "So, a cow walks in a barn..."


Actually, Jester (codename for the guy who said that) didn't finish. Does anyone have any ideas to the completion of this joke???

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dark coder
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:05
and eats Drew G`s head off and everyone rejoices.


DrewG
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:08
WOW, great one, but a sense is in me that there are better, great punchline though, I like it.

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Eric T
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:11
And people ask me why i'm pro 64th trimester abortions...

dark coder
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:11
oh heres a better one,

"So, a cow walks in a barn..." sits on Drew G`s hands totally crushing them to peices chews on his pc`s keyboard and mouse input, smashes his monitor, crushes his feet and voicebox, and disconnects his modem and chains him to the floor, so now he cant access tgc forums, and eveyrone lives happily ever after.

and if you could replace cow with a boxing kangaroo i could add more fruitful endings.


Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:12
ROFL! I'm sorry, but you just set yourself up, Drew G.

DrewG
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:15
@ Curtis
Hey no problems, I don't care, BTW - DO I need to be in the military to get the same provider as you?

@ Dark Coder
Way WAY WAAAY to long, needs to be short simple and to the point.

Here's a crappy idea I had
"So a cow walks in barn, then a bull walks in the barn, then the bull says to the cow, I wey"

Yeah it is good, but I want better.

Thank Dark Coder for your significant amount of ideas.

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:21
I responded in the Aliencodec thread

DrewG
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 04:23
Ok I read it, I reposted there.

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