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Geek Culture / Santa game

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Dazzag
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 17:19
http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

To start us off beat 588. Lots of fun...

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Darkbasic MADPSP
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 17:25
instructions?

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Dazzag
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 17:30
Get Santa drunk (use cursor keys). Walk into the wine glasses basically. Don't touch the railtrack as it loses health. The more drunk you get the more uncontrolleable you are. Eat pies (walk into them) to get more health and less drunk. Think you can just stand there to get more health slowly.

Is class when he starts smoking a ciggie and getting more numpted.

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Darkbasic MADPSP
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 17:42
620 lol that's fun as well

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David R
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 17:55 Edited at: 12th Dec 2005 17:58
843 eat that. (or possibly drink it )

EDIT: Make that 997 and 843

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Manticore Night
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 19:20
768

This is way easier than the old one, where he's on the roof.

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Dazzag
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 19:37
Quote: "Make that 997 and 843"
Good grief. My fingers don't work anymore. One of those games where you totally put all weight on your fingers even though you really know it won't make any damn difference! Stupid brain....

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David R
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 20:08 Edited at: 12th Dec 2005 20:09
Ok, Ijust managed to get 1102!


Quote: "My fingers don't work anymore. One of those games where you totally put all weight on your fingers even though you really know it won't make any damn difference!"


I've found that it doesn't tend to like multiple key-presses. Use one direction at a time. Pies are also key to my success

Quote: "Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
Hawkeye
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 20:54
Mmm this is just begging for a dbp remake


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Freddy 007
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 20:56
David R, you're good at being drunk!


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Dazzag
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 22:55
Quote: "Ok, I just managed to get 1102"
You are like a god! Fair enough, not quite the level of, say, Quake champion, but still....

Quote: "Mmm this is just begging for a dbp remake "
Yeah, I was thinking of a nice 3D version. Tops

Right, I'll give it another few hours until someone posts an obvious PShopped screenie with a 50000 score and the thread dies

Hey, David, what does Santa start doing around 1000? (I mean he starts smoking and turning red after a while etc)

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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 01:22
Cute.


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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 01:57
What the hell kind of parent gives their child a 240v AC railway set as a toy? Alternatively, what kind of family noody traps their house with live wires and then leaves lures for fat alcoholics?

Hawkeye
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 03:07
americans, of course


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JoelJ
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 22:34 Edited at: 13th Dec 2005 22:34

I feel that's a decient score

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Wiggett
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Posted: 14th Dec 2005 03:55
arg, got 591 an stumbled up and got stuck on the tacks.

Dave J
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Posted: 14th Dec 2005 05:40
Quote: "Hey, David, what does Santa start doing around 1000? (I mean he starts smoking and turning red after a while etc)"


Not sure which of these are specific to 1000, but this is what he looks like just after (without losing health):



I've noticed that if you hit the tracks and he loses health, his jacket buttons back up and I don't think he looks as red. Unfortunately I lost right after that screenshot (1091).


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Darkbasic MADPSP
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Posted: 15th Dec 2005 16:40
sites down ???

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Dazzag
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Posted: 15th Dec 2005 19:34
It's working at the minute. Will resist though, as my fingers have finally stopped hurting

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Osiris
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Posted: 17th Dec 2005 09:35
dude he gets really messud up around 1200, lol, and very hard to control, I swear the arrow keys just randomly switch on you...

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