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Geek Culture / My mom's having a baby!

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The dude guy
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 23:38
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My mom's getting injected today because she has high blood pressure! She's going to have the baby tonight or tomorrow. It's gonna be a girl named Sasha.

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John H
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 23:40
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Have fun taking care of her when your parents are busy


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The dude guy
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 23:44
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Lets hope that never happens

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soapyfish
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 23:47
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Coolness, remember to teach it how to use DB.


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Jimmy
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Posted: 12th Dec 2005 23:56
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Your mom is hot.


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Zotoaster
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 00:19
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You really think I'm that hot?

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=ChrisB=
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No. Congrats! Yea, teach her to ake games!

Are you about to rock?

Then [b]I SALUTE YOU!!!
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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 00:52
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You're mums having a baby and yet you're chatting to us on this forum? What a helpfull family member you are hehe...

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Dave J
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Quote: "Coolness, remember to teach it how to use DB."


It?


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Jimmy
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 01:42
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Babies are things. Not humans. Not even human things.


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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 01:55
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Tis true - they continue to be "its" right up until they earn a place in society, which (now that chav culture exists) is an increasing age

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Megaton Cat
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So...

...Who's the father?


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Jimmy
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Quote: " So...

...Who's the father? "


*gasp*

Richard Pryor.


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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 02:03
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dude - thats sick... A little too far there, even for the great jimmy..

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Oneka
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mmmmmm baby back ribs.....


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Yup, teach your baby sister (yes, an it) to make games! Start at an early age, and she'll be doing it forever!


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Gil Galvanti
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 02:28
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Quote: "Coolness, remember to teach it how to use DB."

Quote: "Yup, teach your baby sister (yes, an it) to make games! Start at an early age, and she'll be doing it forever!"

Yeah, lol, start teaching it immediately, its first word could be like "if endif" or "do loop" lol. She'd be typing by age 2, and be a fluent programmer by age 8 .

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Xenocythe
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It's only an 'it' until the doctor says 'It's a boy' or 'It's a girl'. Thats always what happens:

Once the doctor says 'It's a boy!' The parents feel safe to speak and say 'Let's name him *name here*' Cause they dont want to say 'Let's name it *name here*'

Oh yeah, tell him/her/it/alligator that he/she/it/alligator should learn DB.
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Sephnroth
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Congrats to your parents ^^ Treat your baby sister well! and make sure your first words to her are "aww, hello my little nublet!"


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Jimmy
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 02:51
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Quote: "dude - thats sick... A little too far there, even for the great jimmy.."


What's so sick about it?


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Hawkeye
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I personaly thought it was the funniest thing I'd read today, even topping my "perfect timing" pwnage of jobyman

(for those interested:
Quote: "[18:33] <Jobyman> and a tatoo on my arm
[18:34] <hawkeye> why not your ass?
[18:34] <Jobyman> i dont want peple to see it"




Anyway, congrats dude!


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Zotoaster
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@Jimmy

Sounds like you're inplying that The dude guy's mum is a Necrophiliac.

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Manticore Night
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Quote: "Sounds like you're inplying that The dude guy's mum is a Necrophiliac."
Why? She might have done it BEFORE he was dead. And if not... well there's advantages like they never complain.

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Van B
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 16:10
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You don't feel obliged to talk to them afterwards either.


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Jimmy
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Posted: 13th Dec 2005 18:20
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Quote: "@Jimmy

Sounds like you're inplying that The dude guy's mum is a Necrophiliac."


Well then that was one SHORT pregnancy.


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The dude guy
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Posted: 14th Dec 2005 04:38
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Sorry for my crappy editing job ._.
But here's SASHA! XD

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cheeseman
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i have a 2yr old nephew turning 3 in june

i like redwall, videogames, and...CHEESE!!
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Cute kid ^^ Fine head of hair too, she'll break hearts one day


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Benjamin
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Well, it's human.

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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 14th Dec 2005 11:24
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were you hoping for a kitten?

Cute baby! I assume the blocked edges around the head are due to your photoshop skills rather than the baby's DNA

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congrats


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Congrats to your parents Dude!

Smash!
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Peter H
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Quote: "Cute baby! I assume the blocked edges around the head are due to your photoshop skills rather than the baby's DNA"

actually that looks like a MSPaint job to me...

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The dude guy
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That WAS a microsoft paint job ._.

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Zotoaster
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Aww, she looks just like you

Nah, kidding, I'm pretty sure you dont look that cute.

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re faze
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Posted: 16th Dec 2005 01:21 Edited at: 16th Dec 2005 01:21
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food!!!
(greed's mom) Greed!!!! put down that baby!!
but mom..... ok dude, here's your .... food - i mean baby back.

Dont code slowly be SWIFT about it!
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The dude guy
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Lol Greed...

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