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Geek Culture / alex chiu - eternal life device. man this guy is waaaaay out there.

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indi
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 07:08
http://www.alexchiu.com/

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re faze
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 07:20
hey its teh life ring shown in countless rpg's!

Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 08:12
So if you lose a limb you are screwed?

Heh, how the hell is he supposed to test that? Is he actually 200 years old? In ten years time will he do plastic surgery, hair colour etc to stay the same age? Heh, or do a "Data" (Trek) and like put it down to styling (grey hair).

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Me!
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 10:23
I thought everybody knew about that!, I have been using them for the last 240yrs and I feel just fine, Chu discovered em 560 odd years ago when he was sage to Emperor Chi Yin Sull, most of the people I know use em, and they are all older than me afaik.



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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 10:31
This is my favourite bit...
Quote: "(Our lawyer told us to use the word "believe")"


Also, the disclaimer at the bottom...
Quote: "Please consult your doctor if you have a heart problem or if you are pregnant before using this device."


So you could become pregnant AFTER using the device?!

For something magnetic and super-mental, check out the supermagnets here:
http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnets.htm
They're about half way down the page. Supposedly you have to plan your route through a room to make sure you dont attract objects and make them fly across the room at you - not to mention the cross-room inteference to TV's and computers!! Also, if 2 of those magnets get close enought they're strong enough to break an arm... One question... Why would anyone want a magnet THAT strong?

John Y
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 10:34
Hehe, have you read his space page with his designs for UFO's and teleporters.

You would think he would have a decent website, and not some geocities looking one.

Van B
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 11:27
Hehe - the only thing he guarantee's is a speedy delivery!

Well if all I had to do was stick a couple of magnets in the post and cash your check then I could guarantee a fast turnaround too!.


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Hawkeye
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 13:49
It's actually patented, too... I googled the us patent office and looked up 5,989,178 - http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5,989,178.WKU.&OS=PN/5,989,178&RS=PN/5,989,178


Not that that means anything, of course...


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Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 14:21 Edited at: 21st Dec 2005 14:27
Quote: "Supposedly you have to plan your route through a room to make sure you dont attract objects and make them fly across the room at you "
Heh, I did work experience at an Aluminium factory when at college (was the same time as the 1st Iraq "war"). They used absolutely *tonnes* of leccy, that basically went in a loop around all the smelter pot thingies were they created the Aluminium (from the Alumina dust or somesuch; was a long time ago). Anyway, the current was so powerful that you were told not to carry around metal objects. On the first day I had some keys in my pocket, and I could feel them pulling a bit, and I was outside the building!!! A friend of mine's dad worked there for years, and forgot about his keys in his pocket. He was working on one of the pots and the pull of the keys was enough to put him off balance when he was leaning over for something. He then half fell into the pot (co-workers grabbed him) but his leg brushed the liquid metal (is like a huge, erm, metal pot thingy full of like lava looking stuff). Totally lost most of his skin etc. Got a pretty good payout though. Luckily he didn't fall in further.

Also the magnetic field was so strong that colour computer screens all around the site would have a sort of plasma effect in the background. You know, like one of those fractals. Not the mandlebrot efforts, but the colour depth ones. Damn, can't remember their names now.... Anyhow, just like that Aha. Looked it up. Heh, they are plasma fractals. They looked just like this:-



On the non-colour screens they used to pull in the direction of the magnetic force. So the screen would bend. Don't know why different to colour screens. But they had to put big lead boxes around the screens so it didn't effect it so much. And it still did quite badly.

Every month the workers get tested to see if they are getting effected by the polution etc (mainly from the chimney) as they can go sterile/ die etc. If you fail the test then you stay home (fully paid) for a month. If you fail three times then you get a *massive* pay off and are made redundant. But you probably won't have kids. Or might die pretty soon

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Ps. Oh yeah, and I remember they told me that if I put my foot on a pot, then put the other (or used a very very long pole as it was about 50 foot away) outside the building then I would instantly fry, and probably won't be anything left, it was so strong. Hmmm. Also they had two huge (I mean 20 stories high huge) round containers that stored like some explosive gas or other. They reckoned if they blew up then it would take like half the island (about the size of the *whole* of London - not just the centre - ie. about 10 million people) up with it. Not just kill everyone (like the Nuclear power station on the other side), but literally would have lots of water left. Dangerous place. I'm guessing they may have been upping things in front of the 16 year old, but was still pretty worrying. Apparently they only use them to store water now (for safety obviously).

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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 15:25 Edited at: 21st Dec 2005 15:33
aah!!! lava!!!
dont worry he can use the life ring to cast HEAL on himself


those magnets are cool! thanks for the link. i wanted to buy the really big one but my house is full of pc's and other electronics and that would be stupid ill buy the 1/2" by 1" one i think
but erm really, why are those things close enough that you can fall into them? what if some nut pushes you, or you slip on a bananna peel or something?

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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 15:59
Damn...with this...I can make my cats live forver!!!


The cat era has begun.
Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 16:08 Edited at: 21st Dec 2005 16:09
Well, they are really large with like things to hold onto and clip on harnesses (noone does) etc. Essentially some places are like "real man" places of work. Much like my grandfathers who both worked in the mines. ie. highly dodgy. The family graveyard has most blokes reaching no more than 30 (my Grandad was ancient at 63), and all the women living well into their 80s Nowadays we are like "Soothern poowfters like". Good olde aircon offices; my fingers are like a, erm, erm, finger models fingers.......

As to the "some nut" point, well only people who work there are allowed, so you would probably get an idea over the years who is a nut, and sack them. Banana peel? Heh, strictly controlled environment. Don't follow the rules and you are likely to be kicked out. That includes taking food in.

Heh, you were constantly covered in this like "dust" though. Was basically the Alumina powder and output of the giant chimney (they had warehouses with sand dunes of this stuff. Not good). Even in the aircon offices the dust got in. Should have seen the "sealed" computer rooms (ie. where the main servers are). Major bits of kit with serious dust filters. And they would have to be cleaned like every day (thick with dust and stuff). The whole server room had all clear walls made out of that unbreakable glass stuff. A slidey door got you in, but if anything went wrong then a siren would go off and close the door after 20 seconds. An anti-fire system would then set off which would let off a gas (can't remember the name) that would basically get rid of all the air in the room. Fast. No more fire. No more you if you couldn't get out. Totally James Bond stuff. Cool Luckily door was only 6 foot away.

That reminds me. When we were being shown around our new offices (we got took over in current job) they took us into the server room. Basically a load of high end equipment protected by the same gas and unbreakable door type system. Only this one was a lot bigger. If the siren went off then you would have to start running (not jogging, really putting some effort into it) to get out. A minute after they told us this the siren went off. You could see the panic on people's faces. Was a joke. B***ards....

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Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 16:12
Quote: "Damn...with this...I can make my cats live forver!!!
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Hehehe. Dare you to email him asking for a pussy adaptor

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 16:13
I'm sure he can produce som kind of harness.


The cat era has begun.
Dazzag
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 17:22
Go on email him..... I'm sure someone will email about hamsters too. They are pretty cute.

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Ian T
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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 17:43
But wait! When we all evolve into computer-based cyborg beings, the magnets will mess with our hard drives!!! Oh sh...

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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 17:50
By then I hope hard disks have given away completly to more secure data-storage mediums such as flash.

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Posted: 21st Dec 2005 17:54
Nah, Diamond storage. At least thats what they were telling me back in 1991 at that factory. Oh yes, apparently can get a line of sight on every molecule apparently. So enough storage to get like a million terrabytes onto your finger nail. Or something. Then there was the pete (sp? the stuff thats like moss) drive that held similar storage but kept falling apart. Still waiting....

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Posted: 22nd Dec 2005 03:52
I tell you what, the people at that 'factory' seem to know everything.


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indi
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Posted: 22nd Dec 2005 04:18
do you read the one about the corporation? pfft ha ah

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Undercover Steve
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Posted: 23rd Dec 2005 09:43
oh yah, that will really work! I can imagine it now. Not working.

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Dazzag
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Posted: 23rd Dec 2005 12:18
Don't be daft n00b (you spelt it wrong and forgot the geeky zeros). How do you think we have been here so long, and yet keep our youthfull soft hands? Eh? Eh????

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