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Geek Culture / Predictions for 2006

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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 14:45
Everybody's predictions for 2006........

Mine...

1/ A murder will be witnessed live on MSN in someones home.
2/ DVD will be replaced by Sony DVD technology.
3/ A messege will be recieved from another planet.
4/ A new Chainless bike will be manufactured.
5/ Longhorn will be released, but immediately taken off the shelves due to illegal hidden spyware.

IanG
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 15:24
Quote: "5/ Longhorn will be released, but immediately taken off the shelves due to illegal hidden spyware"

nah more like longhorn will be released, hungry users update quickly to get constant red screens of death (i've heard they are moving to red from blue for some errors)


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Peter H
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 16:01
hehe, since there isn't any other thread to post this in i'll brag here...

i got to watch all 6 star wars in a row yesterday, we finished the last one at about 2:00 AM... and the best thing is, is that for the original trilogy we had the old original versions (the ones that never got "Digitally Remastered"... AKA "Digitally Ruined")

of course we took a break and midnight to toot on some little horn things...

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Fallout
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 16:09
1/ I'll pass my degree with a 2-1
2/ I'll get a good job
3/ I'll scrape together the last pennies for my Civic Type-R
4/ I'll die in a horrible car crash

Personally, I think those are the most important upcoming events of 2006.

Big Man
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 16:33
Quote: "4/ I'll die in a horrible car crash"


If you do actually die you only have you self to blame for jynxing your year.

Have a good year.

BM

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DBAlex
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 16:53
Quote: "of course we took a break and midnight to toot on some little horn things... "


Haha, Sounds so wrong...




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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 18:10
1/ I'll finish my Portfolio and get accepted into the best art & graphic design in the country

2/ I'll get my degree and get a good job

3/ I'll save up for a PSP

4/ I'll inhert Fallout's cash & belongings and mourn his death. We'll miss ya buddy.


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Fallout
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 18:30
@Big Man

You superstitious fool! I talk about my own untimely end all the time, and yet I'm still here (unfortunately).

And I dont know what you're chatting about Megaton! You're going to be in the other car!

Megaton Cat
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 18:41
Better yet: We'll both survive so then I could bleed you dry through the courts. Diaboloical!


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OSX Using Happy Dude
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 18:58
This months newsletter wont be coming out today (so much for it coming out no matter what).

SirFire
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 19:08
1. TGC will release a new bug-free official editor.

2. DB Newbie will release stupidBasic and surpass TGC in sales.

3. Megaton Cat will have a change of heart and become a warrior for noobs.

4. Osama Bin Llama will be found sipping margaritas on a beach in the bahamas.

5. Iapple iwill irelease ia inew iproduct icalled "I".

(got nuthin)

Lukas W
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 19:33 Edited at: 1st Jan 2006 19:34
1. microsoft realize they earn too much money and sue bill gates for starting a company that earn too much money
2. aliens invade the earth
3. world war three begins (according to the bible code, 2006 is a very dangerous year, i dont know how many of you read the bible code, but this year we will get a war (according to the code))
4. after the war, jesus returns
5. i will meet jonny depp, have sex with kate beckinsale and make the greatest game in dbpro in history


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Freddy 007
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 19:37
Quote: "1. TGC will release a new bug-free official editor."


Let's be realistic, shall we?


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Manticore Night
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 20:13
<<sex>> gets by the swear filter?! Is it broken ?

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Manic
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 20:31
sex isn't a swear word

I don't have a sig, live with it.
soapyfish
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 20:53 Edited at: 1st Jan 2006 20:54
It is if you're young enough. Say, 7.



David R
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 21:11
Quote: "It is if you're young enough. Say, 7."


Nah, 7 year olds find 'poo' funny

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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 21:25
You're right. It is a swear word.

Go sex yourself!!!


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Dazzag
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 21:31
Quote: "I'll scrape together the last pennies for my Civic Type-R "
Cool. I can check it out in my rear view mirror

Ok, so I reckon there will be worldwide riots when the 360 v2 comes out (HiDef DVD and bigger HD apparently) and MS cock things up even more. Thousands die. Sony also drop the ball as millions accidently break their PS3 by mixing it up with the bread bin...

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Manticore Night
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 21:43
Quote: "Nah, 7 year olds find 'poo' funny "

hehehehehehe, poo.

Quote: "Go sex yourself!!!"

YOU GO SEX YOURSELF!!!

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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 21:50
1) a signal will be recieved from an alien civilisation explaning how anyone can have imortality and infinite power for next to no effort

2) the computer steering the dish and decoding the signal will be running Windows NT, it will suffer a serious system crash, lose the signal and erase all the data permenantly

3) we ask the aliens to send the signal again but it will take two hundred years for them to respond due to the distances involved.

4) Bill Gates will die at the hands of a 2 billion strong lynch mob




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Toby Quan
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 21:52
1 TGC will begin work on MMORPG Creator

2 Weird Al will make a new CD, and I will buy it

3 Jimmy will win First Place in the next TGC competition.

4 Richard Davey will be the first person to successfully create a game written 100% in PHP
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 22:06
Hey, why don't you all go sex yourself! And Dazzag, I'm 24 mate and still at uni! I cant be affording a Scoobydoo turbo like you old man! Get back to your home and we'll see who's fastest in a parallel parking competition!

Dazzag
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 22:23 Edited at: 1st Jan 2006 22:25
Actually I almost bought a type R. It was that, a Supra, a scooby, or an Evo (seen the service intervals??? - and mine is every 6 months). Went for the middle ground. Can totally take you by suprise those Civics though. Initially it was better to be going around a corner at 100mph (my fave corner near here) against a Supra cos you knew what it was. Even in my car if a Civic (which I didn't recognise at the time) decides to throttle past in the inside lane when I'm not fully commited then I'm dead in the water. Even had that happen with a nutty Golf GTI (Lupo GTI should leave it dead for gods sake) on a seriously harsh slip road that I can only dare to take at 80 in my car. Golly was a toned down version of what I said at the time. And then I left him behind at the next roundabout. God I love cars....

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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 22:52
Mine:

1)I'll rule the world
2)I'll make a really really stupid thread where I'll get flamed contiuously, I loose my temper, Rich Davey bans me
3)Bush and Blair will be assinated
4)I'll pass my AS levels with good grades
5)I'll loose weight

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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 22:52 Edited at: 1st Jan 2006 22:52
I predict that in 2006 everyone will go sex themselves. I know someone who prefers sexing hamsters - they work in a pet shop and have to spearate them sol they don't reproduce.

[edit] before anyone gets offended, read it again and wash your dirty minds


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Well, I must say, I'm partial to supras, and skylines. I'm not really a lunatic driver. At the moment I have a civic coupe LSI. It's just 1.5i, but being a honda, that means it revs high and is fairly quick. I was suprised when getting insurance quotes the other day that it's in the same insurance bracket as a 2 litre golf GTI! Must be johnboy steal factor or something. £380 with my stats for my car. Same for a golf GTI. £500 for the type-r. I dont know how much for a scooby, but I reckon £700 at least. Amazingly enough, £260 to get insured on my old mans Mazda 3 Turbo diesel. It's definitely quicker than my civic, but £120 cheaper?!?! I don't get it.

I love cars too. But never been into the johnboy factor, which means you need cash for a good car - not just some scoop you thieve off a scrap yard and blingy alloy wheels. I'm biding my time. First car Nova, second car Clio, third Car Civic Coupe .... now it's time for something fast. The Type-R got my attention because I have a new love for Honda engines and reliability ... but .... I'm open to all ideas.

Bizar Guy
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1)Bill Waterson shall once again draw Calvin and Hobbes.
2)World peace will happen because everyone is so happy the C&H is back.
3)President Bush will be impeached, and Dick Chaney will take over.
4)World peace will end and Dick Chaney will start WWIII.
5)......................?

SirFire
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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 23:47
Supra Type-R?


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Yay Super R-Type Fantastic game


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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 23:52
Quote: "But never been into the johnboy factor"
Johnboy? You must mean Barryboy : [href]www.barryboys.co.uk[/href] I'm Crivens on the forum.

Quote: "I dont know how much for a scooby, but I reckon £700 at least"
Well yes. I almost had a 20 year old door to door saleman weeping the other day when he said his Barried Nova was something like £1500 to insure. Mine is about £700. Chuckle. Although you must come from Hickseville (ie. the north) for insurance quotes like that. I scoured the net at the time and Tesco was the best for me (seems to better for faster cars), but I still go above £700, and I've been driving for 15 years (I'm 32). Live near London though, and I'm a programmer by profession (apparently puts the premium up quite a bit). Worst quote was something like £2500. Thats for garaged with full 5+ years no claims. Gotta love the UK. Apparently a lot of 17 year olds don't bother as the fine is less

Oh, and I was just in Cyprus for Xmas, and the Barry element is amazingly higher than where I work in the Chavcentral town of Slough (see The Office)

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Oh yeah, did you know the new civic (ugly one) will apparently have a Type-RR version? Type R will apparently be between old S-Type and Old Type-R, with Type-RR being slightly better than an old Type-R (so expect around 6 secs 0-60 instead of 6.4).

Cheers

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Posted: 1st Jan 2006 23:56 Edited at: 2nd Jan 2006 00:01
1) According to alex chiu A huge corporation will start, feeding on the greed of our leaders.

2) Weird Al will be elected leader of the European Union, and make a song about it.

3)"Amish Paradise"

4)I will finish a project, and finish a forum. Type thing.

5)Bush wont be impeached, and republicans will still hold house and senate majority.

6) Alien Civ's will come to earth, only to play Civ4

7) I will waste 9000 hr on civilization 4, and then lose my house, and force myself to go to "Civ rehab".

NOTE: everything in this post is meant to be fake. Exept the last one.

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- Paul Martin will be named in the second Gomery report, and will be forced to resign
- Stephen Harper will win a minority government in January and we will all breathe a bit easier here in the north

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-Galekus will get over 500 members
-Galekus will become one of the top resource sites for TGC members to use.. and the world.. of course.
-Galekus will be loved and charished by all
-Frozen Flame will be thanked millions of times for creating such a great community..
-Everyone will visit http://www.galekus.com atleast once.




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Quote: "3. world war three begins (according to the bible code, 2006 is a very dangerous year, i dont know how many of you read the bible code, but this year we will get a war (according to the code))"


Dumbass, its 2012- not 2006 (I dont care what the bible says, I dont follow it). And thats when the North and South Poles will switch positions, causing a polar ice cap meltdown triggering the new ice age, or a possible outcome of the golden age. Riots will break lose, all living creatures will evolve. Although 40 years before the world ends Jesus and Anti-Jesus (opposite of jesus) will be reincarnated on the earth and Compared to whats gonna happen then, World War 3 will be a game of chess.
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1) Nintendo will come from their grave, and pass XBox360&PS3 in sales
2) All the morons who stood in line for their brand new XBox360 will realize how different the Xbox and 360 are not

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Yeah, December 23rd, 2012 is the end of the mayan calendar. And seeing how their calendar spans eons, the end of it is something super-significant. At that time, the universe will have completed one great cycle, and everything will be in alignment. Some guy told me that the first of the 12 spindles of energy eminating from the center of the universe will be focused through the Sirius system onto Earth. And take into account that psychics report that they cannot see past 2012, that they can't see anything past that date, just a blank "wall". But then again, this could all be BS, but it does make me apprehensive.

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Quote: "Anti-Jesus (opposite of jesus)"

Satan?

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As you may know, after 2012, you won't be sitting here on the computer.
I beleive once we evolve, we will surpass human limits with ease. Telekinesis, maybe flying, (no dragon ball z sh*t though), etc.

Also, the mayans predicted hitler. You can rely on them to predict anything else.

SirFire,
What do you think about the golden age? I think its rather that then another ice age. The 'Golden Age' sounds pretty heavanly but I doubt it will be fun. Imagine what will happen to the planet- no, the entire universe- if the North and South poles switch? Chaos, my freind. Chaos. But it all depends on theory, what you beleive in.

You know, in my religion I have to pray every day. For a couple days I stopped praying, god got freaky about it. God would make squeaking sounds on my windows and when I went around and checked there was nothing there. God made me hear things, sounds that would freak me and even you out. When I started praying again, all this stuff stopped. It's amazing how God can persuade you by little things.
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Joel- No, not satan. Just the total opposite of Jesus (I dont beleive Jesus was god).
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Predictions:
1. There will be even more 'natural' disasters - droughts, floods, tornados. And that's just England.
2. Earthships finally get built in decent numbers. Oh heck, ok - that's wishful thinking. (Look them up, cool buildings.)
3. The US leadership changes name/leader, but nothing really changes at all concerning their actions. Different day...
4. Another stockmarket crash - probably about due for one.
5. Oblivion will be released - it will be buggy, but ace. There will be a Guar mod made post-haste.
6. The DS will have a web-browser hacked into it. Nintendo will not be amused, and release their own.
7. Black will be the new black.
8. TV takes second place to internet as people's primary media outlet.
9. 'Pirate' internet television takes off, bloggers and podcasters recording their own live and streaming shows on any and all subjects on increasingly cheap and available technology. Most of it will be poo. Some of it might actually be half decent. No small amount will be X-rated.
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Quote: " - Paul Martin will be named in the second Gomery report, and will be forced to resign
- Stephen Harper will win a minority government in January and we will all breathe a bit easier here in the north"


Don't bother. We're the only two here.


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Quote: "Don't bother. We're the only two here. "


Well all the same it still means a lot to me

Quote: "2) All the morons who stood in line for their brand new XBox360 will realize how different the Xbox and 360 are not"


It is truly a moron who thinks there is no difference between the two

Quote: "As you may know, after 2012, you won't be sitting here on the computer.
I beleive once we evolve, we will surpass human limits with ease. Telekinesis, maybe flying, (no dragon ball z sh*t though), etc."


Riiiiight--- and people believed we'd all be up in space ships and teleporting by 1980. Things don't advance as fast as you think--- in 2012 we'll still be sitting at our computers surfing the TGC site and collecting retro games.

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Telekinesis? In 6 years?


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1) Programmers will take over the world and make society bow to their mercy

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Toby Quan
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Quote: "Things don't advance as fast as you think--- in 2012 we'll still be sitting at our computers surfing the TGC site and collecting retro games."


Remember in Back to the Future II, when they went to the year 2015? They could control the weather, they had hover boards, and clothese that dried themselves. Well, its only 9 years away, and things still work the same as they did in 1985: Cars still don't fly, we can't control the weather, and we still use skateboards (as opposed to hoverboards)...
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Hoverboards would be huge! Ever seen hovercraft now?!?

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I control the weather.

Well atleast the weather in my house. The wind is watching me. It knows it.


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1) I will complete a game.
2) Kanye West will assasinate george bush
3) DB Newbie will have reached a record of 100 locked threads
4) I will go to school followed by a break, followed by going to school, followed by a break, which shall be called <summer break>
5) Bill watterson will shoot all the people involed in making the fake calvin and hobbes images/etc.
6) We discover some sort of amazing fuel source on the moon, the russians get to it first.


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