1. Only one person in two billion will live to be thedudeguy!
2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of thedudeguy every year!
3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that thedudeguy is near.
4. The word 'samba' means 'to rub thedudeguy'!
5. Thedudeguy was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
6. Red thedudeguy at night, shepherd's delight. Red thedudeguy at morning, shepherd's warning!
7. Thedudeguy can smell some things up to six miles away.
8. Thedudeguy can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of thedudeguy!
10. US gold coins used to say 'In thedudeguy we trust'!
And my real name,
1. Czar Paul I banished andrew to Siberia for marching out of step.
2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than andrew.
3. In his entire life, andrew will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
4. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting andrew.
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on andrew.
6. Lightning strikes andrew over seven times every hour.
7. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of andrew, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear andrew had to pay a special andrew tax!
9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained andrew!
10. More people are killed by andrew each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
I got owned
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