I have taken it into my own hands:
Quote: " What are several of your normal job duties?s"
1) Annoy the resident population
2) Promote cats
Quote: " What values are important for this career?"
Kitten Cats. Lots of them.
Quote: " Do you work mostly with data, people, or things? Explain."
Read above.
Quote: " Do you usually work indoors or outdoors?"
I work in a Mars base where strange things are happening...
Quote: " How much noise is there in the work area?"
The noobs won't shutup.
Quote: " If your work is dangerous, in what ways is it dangerous?"
It's perfectly safe.
Quote: " What are you normal working hours?"
I am not allowed to answer this question.
Quote: " How often do you work overtime?"
Right now actually.
Quote: " What is the average beginning salary for someone in your career?"
9 Noobs a week.
Quote: " How much does the average person earn after five years?"
Many newbs.
Quote: " How much do the most successful people earn after ten years?"
$4.45
Quote: " What types of fringe benefits(things like health insurance and paid vacations) do workers in your career usually receive?"
I'll put it this way: If you die, you get a free funeral.
Thanks for having me, end of interview.