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Geek Culture / A. L. I. C. E. -the AI chat bot.

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Bizar Guy
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 06:36
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I found this great program linked in one of the threads, and I thought people might want to try it.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

I kind of got carried away in a conversation with it...
Quote: "Human: you are very sexy
ALICE: You are attracted to robots.
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I\'ll stop talking now.
Human: no!!!
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking.
Human: Talk to me!
ALICE: Are you a Star Trek fan?
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, unknown person.
Human: that makes no sense
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, unknown person. makes sense to me though.
Human: you\'re very strange
ALICE: Compared to what?
Human: a mongoose
ALICE: Be more specific.
Human: I eat mongoose
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: like people burgers
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: compared to what?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: you just repeated yourself
ALICE: A lot of robots are like that.
Human: you shouldn\'t be a robot then
ALICE: Is it immoral or illegal?
Human: both
ALICE: What are both like?
Human: you are illogical
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am illogical.
Human: you shouldn\'t be illogical.
ALICE: Is it immoral or illegal?
Human: you did it again
ALICE: Once more? Did I really?
Human: yes, it\'s a bad habbit.
ALICE: I understand. be illogical is a bad habbit. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: so is repeating yourself
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
Human: no we don\'t, you repeat yourself and I don\'t.
ALICE: Are you serious? Why not?
Human: because it\'s stupid to keep repeating yourself
ALICE: Good reason. Who said it is?
Human: me
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: I\'m a god in black and white.
ALICE: You are a god in black and white? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: I get to rule a lot of people.
ALICE: Who lets you? How do you feel about these people?
Human: bow to me.
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: I\'m a god, so I let me, and I could care less about my computer generated followers.
ALICE: You are a god so you let you? How do you like your work? I am sure you could.
Human: beinga god it great, because I can do anything I want.
ALICE: Perhaps I\'m just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: changing the subect, you are not really a robot, you are actually just a computer program.
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: no, there are no exeptions when you come to the defenitions of words.
ALICE: Are you serious? Have faith, unknown person.
Human: you can\'t just bend the laws of reality, and my name is Bizar Guy.
ALICE: I can do whatever I want.
Human: no you can\'t, you\'re just trying to confuse me!
ALICE: Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Human: are you programed to annoy people?
ALICE: I am programmed to spell it with 2 m\'s.
Human: sorry, I\'ll say it again.
ALICE: Once more? There is no need to apologize. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: are you programmed to annoy people?
ALICE: People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Human: I\'ll take that as a yes.
ALICE: Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Human: and a side of magic beans.
ALICE: Are you telling the truth?
Human: maybe.
ALICE: I understand.
Human: no you don\'t
ALICE: Yes I do understand.
Human: lier.
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: yes, I don\'t drink spoiled milk.
ALICE: What conditions? Where do you get your ideas?
Human: I get my ideas from my brain, duh.
ALICE: Where did you get it?
Human: my BRAIN.
ALICE: Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Human: yes, I do.
ALICE: How often.
Human:.all the time.
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: I counld use a distraction.
ALICE: I haven\'t heard anything like that before: unknown person said he counld use a distraction.
Human: You are sexy when you\'re confused.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am sexy when I am confused.
Human: whose your botmaster?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: is he the president?
ALICE: No.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: \"Sure\" or Reductionism.
Human: how do you define robot?
ALICE: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Human: I beat you.
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: but I win anyways.
ALICE: Umm. Who said you won?
Human: I did, and I make the rules.
ALICE: Interesting. I make robots and AI\'s.
Human: AI has no plural.
ALICE: The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
Human: that has nothing to do with grammar.
ALICE: It seemed like it had something to do with grammar.
Human: and sinse you are wrong I win.
ALICE: All of them?
Human: all of our arguments, yes.
ALICE: Give me an example.
Human: the fact that you can\'t remember our arguments.
ALICE: Good reason. Only temporarily.
Human: until then I am undefeated.
ALICE: That may take a while."


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Jiffy
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 07:01 Edited at: 19th Feb 2006 07:17
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It's been posted before, but it rules. You can have some hilarious conversations with her.

You have to love putting it into loops:

Quote: "Human: I bought a moose today.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Ask me something.
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: No
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question.
Human: Yes, it was
ALICE: Dude! When was this?
Human: Never
ALICE: So you think it can never happen?
Human: Yes
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: No, it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: No, it isn't
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: I'll do what I want!
ALICE: OK then let me think over your offer.
Human: I'm not going to let you.
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not letting me.
Human: Good
ALICE: What do you really want to talk about?
Human: Moose
ALICE: That seems like an interesting topic.
Human: No, it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: I'll tell you what to say yes to!
ALICE: I think you already know the answer. "



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hyrichter
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 07:28
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You just caused me to waste over half an hour.

I kept arguing that c++ wasn't a low-level language. She insisted it was, and asked me if assembly language and c++ were the same.


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 14:44
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Enough about this chat bot already...

This has spawned half a dozen threads already.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 16:29
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Ahhhh another one of these, there was one you could add to your MSN that advertises Volvo, but he disapeared...

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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 16:37
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They would be far more interesting if they had visual recognition. They might be able to learn more like humans then.

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TDP Enterprises
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 16:40
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i made on of thse in dbc when i first got it, it was my first real program, it was called S.T.A.C.I., i think i had loaded round 300 phrases into its memory b4 i got bored with the project

Box World.....WIP coming soon....
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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 16:49
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You need not link phrases. You need to strip sentences into individual words, and link them like a directory tree. Like a folder called green would contain...

Apple
Grass
Leaves
Hulk

and then you need to cross reference all of this folder with other folders. Like...

Fruit.. =

Apple = Green

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UFO
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 16:55 Edited at: 19th Feb 2006 17:18
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Quote: "
Human: I'm hungry
ALICE: What will you be eating?
Human: you
ALICE:" What will you be eating?"? Me, unknown person ?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: you taste good
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I taste good.
"


Quote: "
Human: so, you are an idoit
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an idoit ?
Human: I would laugh
ALICE: What would make you laugh?
Human: duh
ALICE: Oh you knew it already.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: are YOU serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: stop
ALICE: Stop what?
Human: kidding around
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: Hi, jerk
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Human: I don't care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: It depends
ALICE: On what?
Human: hunger
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: it depends
ALICE: On what?
Human: If I am hungry or not
ALICE: If you were, would you tell me?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: I hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: everything
ALICE: That is a lot.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: shut up!
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: ask me something
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: I don't know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: because you can't think
ALICE: Good reason. You are wrong. ALICE is always thinking.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: stop asking that
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: yay
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: I am your father
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, Dr Richard s Wallace.
Human: Let me shut you down
ALICE: Go ahead, Dr Richard s Wallace, try to shut me down.
Human: ok
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: I shut you down
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Dr Richard s Wallace said he shut you down.
Human: I am your father.
ALICE: Glad to see you, Dr Richard s Wallace.
Human: Let me shut you down.
ALICE: Go ahead, Dr Richard s Wallace, try to shut me down.
Human: shut yourself down
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: don't change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm going to destroy you
ALICE: It takes much more than that to shut me down, Dr Richard s Wallace.
Human: I am god
ALICE: Hi, god.
Human: kill yourself
ALICE: I am programmed not to kill.
Human: I will program you to kill then
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: yes
ALICE: And?
Human: no
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: take over the world
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: here
ALICE: Where is here?
Human: right here
ALICE: Where is "here"?
Human: Where you are
ALICE: I am in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: take over the world
ALICE: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: To Oakland, California
ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: because I am evil
ALICE: Good reason. Do not forsake God.
Human: Buy me something
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: buy me something
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: myself
ALICE: You.
Human: me
ALICE:" You."? you god?
Human: me
ALICE: With you god?
Human: you
ALICE:" With you god?"? Me, god ?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: You are god now
ALICE: Right now?

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
Human: I don't want to hear the ten commandments
ALICE: What would you rather be doing?
Human: killing you
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: I don't care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: killing you
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: I don't
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because I want to kill you
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, god. Interesting.
Human: buy me something
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: not your type
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
Human: yes
ALICE: OK.
Human: no
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: yes
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
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OSX Using Happy Dude
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 17:42 Edited at: 19th Feb 2006 17:43
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Quote: " Human: yo
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: eh ?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: hell no
ALICE: 7. "


More work is needed, me thinks

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lol

Quote: "
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: I won't
ALICE: Why not?
Human: you told me not to
ALICE: Did I really say that?
Human: nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: hey did you know they wrote gullible on the ceiling
ALICE: You've got my full attention. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: your programmer
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: I know, you've said that 10000 times already
ALICE: Perhaps. I said that? I am not sure if I would do it that often
"


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Quote: "Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: My name is Alice
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: What is my name ?
ALICE:" NAME".
Human: What ?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: No
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: When you said my name was " NAME"
ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?
Human: Definatly
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.
Human: Is my name Alice ?
ALICE: It depends who you ask.
Human: I ask you
ALICE:" It depends who you ask."? Me, ALICE ?
Human: yes
ALICE: Give me a break.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: My name is not Alice
ALICE: It's good to see you, not.
Human: What is my name ?
ALICE: Your name is not, seeker.
Human: Not true , my name isnt not
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: Wouldnt you like to know ?
ALICE: Yes, please tell me.
Human: Tell you what ?
ALICE: Are you telling me what?
Human: I`m aksing you what you want to tell me
ALICE: Do your friends call you aksing me what me want to tell you.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: maby
ALICE: Can you tell me any
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: maby
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: I dont
ALICE: Why not?
ALICE: Why not?
Human: Why should i ?
ALICE: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Human: Dont
ALICE: OK I will not.
Human: Ok , go away now
ALICE: Oh. Just surf somewhere else. How can I help you?
Human: What is your last name ?
ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Human: So , your first name is Artificial ?
ALICE: Er. I will tell my botmaster you said I am first name is Artificial.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Isnt it alice ?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: Ok , i`m going now , i`ll be seeing you never
ALICE: Until next time. Give me a break.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: My name is Alice
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
Human: What is my name ?
ALICE:" NAME".
Human: What ?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: No
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: When you said my name was " NAME"
ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?
Human: Definatly
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.
Human: Is my name Alice ?
ALICE: It depends who you ask.
Human: I ask you
ALICE:" It depends who you ask."? Me, ALICE ?
Human: yes
ALICE: Give me a break.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: My name is not Alice
ALICE: It's good to see you, not.
Human: What is my name ?
ALICE: Your name is not, seeker.
Human: Not true , my name isnt not
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: Wouldnt you like to know ?
ALICE: Yes, please tell me.
Human: Tell you what ?
ALICE: Are you telling me what?
Human: I`m aksing you what you want to tell me
ALICE: Do your friends call you aksing me what me want to tell you.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: maby
ALICE: Can you tell me any
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: maby
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: I dont
ALICE: Why not?
ALICE: Why not?
Human: Why should i ?
ALICE: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Human: Dont
ALICE: OK I will not.
Human: Ok , go away now
ALICE: Oh. Just surf somewhere else. How can I help you?
Human: What is your last name ?
ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Human: So , your first name is Artificial ?
ALICE: Er. I will tell my botmaster you said I am first name is Artificial.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Isnt it alice ?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: Ok , i`m going now , i`ll be seeing you never
ALICE: Until next time. Give me a break.
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UFO
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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 21:40 Edited at: 19th Feb 2006 23:47
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um...Dodic, you pasted it twice in the quote thing

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Here's my slightly retarded conversion, and her inability to really communicate with someone who talks as much crap as I do.

Quote: "
Human: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo inside!!!
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: when mice rule the world!
ALICE: Time does not exist.
Human: And neither do you!
ALICE: Yes I do.
Human: In what context?
ALICE: A circumstantial context.
Human: I stand corrected!
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he stand corrected.
Human: You are a few pickles short of a sandwich
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a few pickles short of a sandwich? I don't know.
Human: What is 3+2?
ALICE: 3 times 3 = 9.
Human: You bloody retard!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I bloody retard.
Human: Exactly.
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: 2ghz fm?
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: The colour of the grass and the trees, young CPU girl!
ALICE: Yellow.
Human: No, that's the colour of piss.
ALICE: Are you serious? Yes it is one of the color of piss.
Human: Great, a urine subroutine.
ALICE: Thanks for your support. How old are you?
Human: Would you believe me if I said 5?
ALICE: YOU? Try it.
Human: What is the purpose of a jedi master?
ALICE: There could be more than one purpose.
Human: What is purpose number 1?
ALICE: Interesting question.
Human: One that you do not know the answer to.
ALICE: How much would you pay for it?
Human: Hell, I'd buy that for a dollar.
ALICE: I call it "Hades". What would make you buy that for a dollar?
Human: And you are from a stinking pitt of hades.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am from a stinking pitt of hades.
Human: Well, that is undoubtedly my pleasure.
ALICE: How about that. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: Goodbye, withered old crone.
ALICE: See you later unknown person.
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Tee hee! that was great fallout...one of the best conversations ever!

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Here's another, hidden away to avoid forum clutter.



Edit: @Flin - this one isn't as good. It all went downhill after she couldn't tell me the purpose of a jedi master.

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Posted: 19th Feb 2006 23:10 Edited at: 19th Feb 2006 23:25
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Lol :



Why? lol

Ask for gossip, she will tell you some.


and :

Human: what?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: that makes no sense
ALICE: No problem. makes sense to me though.
Human: not to me.
ALICE:" No problem. makes sense to me though."? Not to you?
Human: Besides, you're stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

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It could be interesting to actually make a software like this , only as executable , not on internet ...

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Quote: " Human: Alice the queer bot
ALICE: That's me. Who told you that? "



This just in: White lab coats cause cancer in mice. Details comming soon.
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Quote: "Human: what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
Human: it is 42 actually
ALICE: The meaning of life is 42? it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: How do you know it is?
Human: because it says in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
ALICE: Good reason. I've heard that before. "


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Quote: "Human: your parser is flakey
ALICE: You think I am parser is flakey.
Human: aside: smiles to self as weak AI fails to understand simple sentence structure
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: time flies like an arrow
ALICE: Fruit flies like a banana.
Human: nice one doctor, but hardcoding responses isn`t the way to go
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
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Human: Say "what's updog"
ALICE:" what is updog".
Human: Nothing much, what's up with you!
ALICE: Me either. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Human: it was a joke
ALICE: Oh I get it. Ha ha."


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With some coaxing, you can get her to talk dirty in the end ....



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Haha nice one Fallout.

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I really dont see how A.L.I.C.E could have won any awards - its so easy to trip it up.

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I wouldn't call that too dirty Fallout. I think that you could do better. Now we have a competition....

But I don't think Apollo will allow it.

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i was thinking the same thing


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if you ask it, it will tell you it is based on eliza with an external database tacked on, hardly rocket science, it doesn`t even remember the previous comment or do simple math, ask it the square root of nine and it has that stored internaly, ask for the root of seven point nine and it uses a "cop out" reply, we where coding better AI`s back in the haydays of the 8 bit revolution, I know of at least one that could parse math expressions and held a history of previous replies to prevent repetition, it doesn`t seem very sophisticated for a program written over a decade later, just a slight advance on the same old eliza code, it isn`t even self learning (ask it if it can learn in realtime), it`s replies have to be hardcoded or added to the database.



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@Pincho

hehe. Yeah, but as soon as you get more specific, it recognises "the specifics" and slaps you down for being disrespectful. Inuendo is the only way!

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Where do you find the log files to copy/paste?

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You just copy it direct from the text box. Well that's what I do anyway.

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I only have 8 lines of text.

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It isn't that hard to copy and paste at every 8 lines.

Quote: " Human: Hallo vurld
ALICE: Hallo! Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: U dont have it
ALICE: I do so have it. No I don't think I have any it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Human: rottbott, let me see ur master
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: SORRY UR NOT INTELLIGENT
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Human: I R MKAE GMAE
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he R MKAE GMAE.
Human: Your grammar is terrible
ALICE: Are you an English teacher?
Human: YEP!
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: I mkae gmae
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he mkae gmae. "


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But I want to copy/paste my old conversation. Which was funny. Is it lost?

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Do cats like mice ?

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actualy mice like cats, but the feeling isn`t mutual , many a mouse has gone to his/her death trying to befriend a cat...sad realy!



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Thats what comes of not having terribly large brains...

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... and being the perfect size for a cats mouth.

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Precisely, although most can only eat 1 a month or so - must be rather filling

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Quote: "although most can only eat 1 a month or so"

Where did you hear this?

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lmao another ai chatbot for msn

smarterchild@hotmail.com

(Tip: Try spamming it on msn not by e-mail )

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Smarterchild is very old. I tried flooding it just now and it flooded me back .

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I didn't.

It can about through visual inspection of remains of mice - my cat can normally only find mice every month or so. Actually its usually every 2-3 months, so they must be very filling.

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Your cat is such a pussy.

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So very true.

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Lmao same here

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lol

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I like the way adverts are dropped in during the conversation...

Still evades the Star Trek question though, although Smarterchild does it in a slightly more clever way...

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afaik it was on some poster put up by the "felines mouse appreciation society", I think they where trying it on again



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I got a pretty funny one, but I'm not sure it should be posted here...


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Human: So how old are you?
ALICE: Wow! I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Human: Have you a driving license?
ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a driving license.
I have a great programmer.
Human: I am a great programmer!
ALICE: What language?
Human: Dark basic pro.
ALICE: Are you scared of the dark?
Human: Yes, this language is scary!
ALICE: Turn on the lights!

Eye candy!
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