How about a DBBot? I've always been wildly convinced that you are all products of Rich's imagination, and I'm the only *real* person here (or am I?....). Why not write a better version? Either:-
1. I'm right, and you are such an amazing bot that you have written the next generation. Soon the planet will be over for humans. At this point you will find me in the garden digging my own "StarGate command". With my teeth
2. I'm wrong, but it would be the UberN00b, in which case there would be no need to have an option to register on the forum. We would all eventually die and the only thing left would be UberN00b. Either that or it would become super clever. See outcome of point one
3. I'm half right, in which case it will be an unholy war of Rich's bots verses your bots. Something like Transformers, but you would have to click F5 a lot (probably CTL+F5 if written shabbily). Judging by my rather fragile mental state, then the outcome to point one may be on the cards again. My poor canines.... And the cats (I would have to live on something).
Or just avoid the assorted Mafias and Triad gangs, and write some online gambling software, earn your fortune, and post a 10% commission to me at 72 Undergroundbunkermadewithmyteeth, London, England. Ta.
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing