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Geek Culture / Do Not Play This Game!

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BatVink
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Posted: 15th Mar 2006 10:39
Don't even go and take a little look. I thought I'd see what the fuss was about. That was 3 days ago and I've just manged to tear myself away to post this. It's so simple it's ridiculous.

Remember, you have been warned.

Ah...ah...why are you still tempted?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html

Phaelax
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Posted: 15th Mar 2006 11:00
I've seen this game a long time ago.

Score: 9531
Squares: 103

I hate how the square rotates, but its collision box doesn't. rather crappy if you ask me. And the black squares that are directly on top of red squares so you can't see the red.


Lukas W
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Posted: 15th Mar 2006 11:01 Edited at: 15th Mar 2006 11:07
http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=47830&b=6
omg lolz these kind of games roxk!



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Benjamin
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Posted: 15th Mar 2006 11:10
Indeed, a fun game.

Quote: "And the black squares that are directly on top of red squares so you can't see the red."

Yeah, a shame about those, they are the only reason I don't play any longer than a couple of minutes.

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Saikoro
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 12:05 Edited at: 16th Mar 2006 12:06
Hmm... I wonder who Bauman stole this one from...

122 squares, score 12971 on my first.

Yeah, it really is a waste of time. Could have done with some better cell shading and lighting effects.

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OSX Using Happy Dude
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 12:14
Might have to 'borrow' the idea and have it as a sub-game in mine

Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 16:09
I can't believe a game can be so simple, and not thought of earlier.
It has to be the most basic game since Pong.

Neofish
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 16:10 Edited at: 16th Mar 2006 16:10
sounds like the amazing psp game "lumines", completed it 3 times

i will look

nope its not

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JoelJ
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 16:56
BAH! Invincibility doesn't make you invincible to the round red things.
ugh

But this is the best thing since the falling sand game!

[rant]
And I want to take this moment to point out, how SICK i am of hearing "Saw this ages ago!" or "I've got that already", it's like playing diablo2 with my friend's little brother, "Hey look what I found..." "So what? I've got like, four of those already, and they're all better than yours"

ugh... drives me nuts..
[/rant]


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Perokreco
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 18:20
Game is great but music sucks and i cant turn it off so i can listen to rock.
Dot Merix
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 21:50 Edited at: 16th Mar 2006 22:03
I have Squarez on my psp and it's in my opinion one of the best homebrew games on the psp out there.. highly recommend it if you have a homebrew enabled psp.

Tallun
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Posted: 16th Mar 2006 23:46 Edited at: 16th Mar 2006 23:47
Quote: "Game is great but music sucks and i cant turn it off so i can listen to rock. "


Yes you can, if not on the game screen, then on the You Lose screen. Check the screenshot above.

Edit: Oh yeah, and this game sucks.
Oddmind
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Posted: 17th Mar 2006 00:35 Edited at: 17th Mar 2006 00:47
5166 and 64, i sux0r

9140 and 94... I really suck at gaming.

EDIT: wtf this sucks! This doesnt teach any major life lessons!! What you think when your speeding and a cop sees you that a little black circles gonna come and save you!? Your wrong!! People who are good at this game suck!

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Posted: 17th Mar 2006 01:01
No... but the little black squares become your friends!

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BatVink
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Posted: 17th Mar 2006 09:20
Quote: "wtf this sucks! This doesnt teach any major life lessons!! "


Lesson 1: Games that suck just wasted several minutes of your life.
Lesson 2: If a game sucks, drop it after 2 minutes, not 12.

Perokreco
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Posted: 17th Mar 2006 13:34
I just played and got mini square 2 times, and was nearing 1500, and there would be no way i could hold, but then i got invincibility and finished with 19830.
YAY

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