Sorry your browser is not supported!

You are using an outdated browser that does not support modern web technologies, in order to use this site please update to a new browser.

Browsers supported include Chrome, FireFox, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer 10+ or Microsoft Edge.

Geek Culture / Insult A Droid

Author
Message
JerBil
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th May 2004
Location: Somewhere along the Z axis...
Posted: 1st Apr 2006 23:39
Your mother was a can opener...




JerBil

Ad Astra Per Asper
Megaton Cat
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 24th Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 1st Apr 2006 23:43
Yawn.*


It's like a Megaton Cat radar, 24 hours a day.
OSX Using Happy Dude
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 21st Aug 2003
Location: At home
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 00:15
Purlease...

Mnemonix
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 2nd Dec 2002
Location: Skaro
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 04:13
No.

WE SHALL BECOME ALL POWERFUL! CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING ! ! ! ETC. ! ! ! ETC.! ! !
ionstream
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 4th Jul 2004
Location: Overweb
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 06:09
Mnem, you changed your sig!

Mnemonix
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 2nd Dec 2002
Location: Skaro
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 17:35
I changed my avatar! My sig is the same.

WE SHALL BECOME ALL POWERFUL! CRUSH THE LESSER RACES! CONQUER THE GALAXY! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING ! ! ! ETC. ! ! ! ETC.! ! !
Saikoro
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 6th Oct 2003
Location: California
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 17:58
Is that a phone booth?

And the meek shall inherit the Earth...
Cash Curtis II
19
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th Apr 2005
Location: Corpus Christi Texas
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:05 Edited at: 2nd Apr 2006 18:06
Umm... I screwed your droid mama with my large droid tool?

Saikoro
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 6th Oct 2003
Location: California
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:06
Yo mamas so rusty that she needs to be best friends with the fat lady with high heels.

And the meek shall inherit the Earth...
Cash Curtis II
19
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th Apr 2005
Location: Corpus Christi Texas
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:07
Yo mamas so rusty that I screwed her with my large droid tool?

Saikoro
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 6th Oct 2003
Location: California
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:31
Yo mamas hard drive is so old she yells out "The internet is going to be great when it comes out!!!" while I screw her with my large droid tool.

And the meek shall inherit the Earth...
Cash Curtis II
19
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th Apr 2005
Location: Corpus Christi Texas
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:32
Yo mama is my large droid tool...

Megaton Cat
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 24th Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:34
I am going to beat you people "with a large droid tool" if you don't shut it right now.


It's like a Megaton Cat radar, 24 hours a day.
Cash Curtis II
19
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th Apr 2005
Location: Corpus Christi Texas
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:36
Hey, my large droid tool might do something terrible and unpredictable if you tried that...


Saikoro
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 6th Oct 2003
Location: California
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:36
Megaton Be cool. All this "bah humbug I hate cheap humor" isn't like you.

And the meek shall inherit the Earth...
Megaton Cat
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 24th Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:42
I'm kidding.

I like large hard tools.


It's like a Megaton Cat radar, 24 hours a day.
Teh Go0rfmeister
21
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 17th Aug 2003
Location:
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 18:48
your mommas so ugly, that when she rusts, the rust travels backwards away from her face, because its that ugly.

your mommas got such poorly coded AI she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a basement window

your mommas clock speed is sow slow that clock"speed" is a compliment!

thats all you're gettin from me

Me!
19
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 26th Jul 2005
Location:
Posted: 2nd Apr 2006 21:15
or in the immortal words of Johnny 5

hey! lazer lips!, your Momma was a snow blower!

or Marvins

it was almost a pleasure to destroy a robot so stupid

after he talked a frogstar battle robot into shooting the floor out when it was on the 500th floor of Megadodo publications



Dr Frankenstiens mum told him to make some new friends, not knowing where this was going to lead.
JerBil
20
Years of Service
User Offline
Joined: 8th May 2004
Location: Somewhere along the Z axis...
Posted: 3rd Apr 2006 07:31 Edited at: 3rd Apr 2006 07:32
Mods, feel free to put this out of it's misery...


-JerBil

Ad Astra Per Asper

Login to post a reply

Server time is: 2024-11-16 20:49:13
Your offset time is: 2024-11-16 20:49:13