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Geek Culture / Visit this site to increase the hitcount on it and help a guy win a bet against his girlfriend :D

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:14 Edited at: 6th Apr 2006 02:16
This is the site that a guy made in a bet against his girlfriend. If he doesn't get 2,000,000 hits, then he has to wear a shirt that says "My girlfriend was right, I'm an idiot." and I'm sure you don't want that to happen... But if he does get 2,000,000 hits, then his girlfriend will have a menage a trois with him and another girl. So clicky teh linky and give the site another hit!

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:33
Clever dumb ideas make me angry. I refuse.

Poker_Guy
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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:38
lmao, JUST saw this on another site and was about to post it myself

Hawkeye
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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:42
Heh, the guy gets a threesome if he wins the bet... now why didn't I think of that?


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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:45
Okay hawkeye. I'll have a threesome with you and a cat if you make a site that gets 2 million hits.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:50
If I win, you pay your ticket to get here. If I lose, I pay for my ticket to your place and we go from there The only problem might be that my cat has a high sense of morals...


I am but mad north north-west; when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw - Hamlet, Hamlet
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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 02:58 Edited at: 6th Apr 2006 02:59
Try pressing refresh a few times and see how fast it grows.
If my websites had that kind of number of visits...

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 03:25
The girlfriend's not even hot. What a wasted website.


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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 03:32
Picture hadn't loaded for me first time I looked. I wouldn't want to be a part of that threesome even if I didn't need 2 million hits on a website.

And the meek shall inherit the Earth...
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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 03:39
This is a total rip of that site from about 4 or 5 years ago where a hottie promised this computer geek dork that she would sleep with him if he got X amount of hits. I think he cleared the goal by a long shot hehehe...

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 03:43
It's not a rip off, this girl here isn't a hottie.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 04:28
I hope he loses.

No, I hope he wins and all they can find is a chick who is actually a dude with a sex change that looks like Queen Latifah with a mustache.


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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 04:36
But thats the girlfriend though already

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Xander
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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 04:38
I'm with Bear. I refuse to click. He deserves to wear that T-shirt.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 05:40
Quote: "Heh, the guy gets a threesome if he wins the bet... now why didn't I think of that?"


a real man can get that on his own, without internet bets. I too, refuse to click!


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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 05:58
it looks like he broke a million...at least, so it seems to me...

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 09:49
How very, very sad...

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 09:54
Just imagine when it's all said and done. 2 million people would have helped this man, a hot chick, and his girlfriend to get it on. Pathetic.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 10:41
His girlfriend would probably never really do it anyway.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 10:53 Edited at: 6th Apr 2006 10:57
Quote: "The girlfriend's not even hot. What a wasted website"


And you'd be willing to turn down the bet on that premise? Whatever!

Anybody consider that this is a clever way to make money from his Metrodate affiliate scheme?

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 10:54 Edited at: 6th Apr 2006 10:58
Quote: "His girlfriend would probably never really do it anyway."

Yeah, I bet she's washing her hair that night or something. And it'll be his fault that she's upset ... That's it. You're sleeping on the couch.

Quote: "The girlfriend's not even hot."

The problem with computer geeks is that they're so socially stunted, that if a girl isn't "hollywood pretty" then she's a waste of time. That wasn't necessarily directed at you Megaton, it's just a phenomenon I've noted over the years.... That said, you're right ... or perhaps she's not photogenic.

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Oh yeah - surely, once he breaks two million (which is quite likely) then how do you go about selecting the "third party"? I'm not expert, but surely him saying something like "she's hot - I'll have her please!" is going to stir up another argument.

Thankfully (and quite disturbingly) my girlfriend is very good at picking out hotties. She has learnt to appreciate that there is a difference between a "girl who has a nice personality" and someone who's actually attractive in a man's eyes.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 10:59
Way to stereotype every single person on the boards here, adr. Besides, hollywood pretty sucks. I like women without the plastic and cooked skin, plzkthx.

That aside, am I the only one who thinks that it's incredibly lame to make a bet with your girlfriend and tell the world about it? Its lame enough when your buddies have to tell you that they got laid last night, why tell 2 million people?

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 11:10 Edited at: 6th Apr 2006 11:16
Quote: "Way to stereotype every single person on the boards here, adr."

The word "stereotype" has an unfortunate pajorative connotation, but they exist for a reason, you know. You can bet your ass that whenever a photo of a chick is posted on the internet, there'll be some nerd getting first post saying something emotionally-detatched like "I'd do her". I guess I'm putting my girly hat on today (I'm getting married soon you see), I don't exactly expect that same nerd to say something like "I bet her political agenda is both intriguing and challenging"*.

I made a sweeping statement about boys who like to sit at home programming games. So shoot me. Don't get me wrong dude, I'm one of them, but you could call me a "Self-Loathing Geek".

*Which reminds me of a fun game we used to play as housemates at Uni. Whenever there was a hot chick on television, we'd try to find the least inuendo filled sentence ever, and say it. like "I'd lend her a tenner!". If someone can find something dirty in what you said, you lose. Very simple. Very challenging too. It has to follow the format "I'd [something] her [something else]" where [something else] can be optional.....

Ok, I've just realised how sad that is.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 11:21 Edited at: 6th Apr 2006 11:22
the power of viral marketing

seems like the guys smarter than the girlfriend (I bet she won`t "pay up" tho, 1st law of male/female relationships, the male is always wrong), he should definitley get over 2000000 hits, I would even bet bet some women may have contacted him via the website about the threesome (imo it`s a myth that only men do lame things where sex is concerned, women can be just as silly)



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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 11:33
Well adr, the problem I really have with it is that, if you put it that way, its not just geeks. Just about every man would do that. So why limit to geeks? Just about every guy I know oogles over every hot hollywood type they see, so it's not much to do with geeks, just a primal mating nature and doing what they've been taught so to speak.

P.S.

I'd shift her lowercase letters.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 14:38
Quote: "The problem with computer geeks is that they're so socially stunted, that if a girl isn't "hollywood pretty" then she's a waste of time. That wasn't necessarily directed at you Megaton, it's just a phenomenon I've noted over the years.... That said, you're right ... or perhaps she's not photogenic."


I didn't say she has to be hollywood pretty. She just doesn't look "normal" pretty.

It was more or less a joke to begin with. Maybe it's just not her best photo.


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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 14:54
Quote: "Just about every guy I know oogles over every hot hollywood type"


Count me in ... What I said was that geeks tend to be overly harsh when it comes to saying birds are ugly.

Quote: "It was more or less a joke to begin with."

I realise now it sounded like I snapped... I was merely highlighting an observation.

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 15:36
Quote: "Count me in ... What I said was that geeks tend to be overly harsh when it comes to saying birds are ugly."


I don't think it's a geek thing, I think it's a defense mechanism with people who have low self esteem. Like it's easier to simply call a woman ugly than actually speak to them and risk rejection.

It don't bother me, I've been out with some women who would be tarred with the ugly brush for stupid reasons. Like I dated a girl for a while who had a birth mark on her face, noticable as it's on her cheek and is pretty big. But who care's about that when the other factors made up for any social stupidity - she's as down to earth as anyone I know, but as looks count more than most people admit, I'd like to state that the rack on this girl would make up for a seeping maggot hole, never mind a stupid birthmark.


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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 15:41
2.3 million, i guess he gets his *cough* fantasy

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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 16:35
Mega Lame.
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Posted: 6th Apr 2006 19:13
quite frankly i'd rather see a man wearing a t-shirt saying something along the lines of "i admit im an idiot" rather than hear about some goon going on about how he's won a bet to get a 3some.

especially when its with a girl looking like the one on the photo. look at her, shes so horny she's already humping the wall, she'd probably give him a 3some anyway.

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Posted: 7th Apr 2006 02:15
I'll bet he gets most of his hits from people checking. "OMG has this loser got all his hits yet?" No, but he thanks you for the extra hit.


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