Okay, I SOLVED this issue, and you folks might want to write this down or something in case it should happen to you. If it's missing, go to the command prompt and type in:
attrib -a -h -r -s c:\windows\system32
That should fix it. It worked just now for me. It's weird though... I'm thinking it must've been a virus, but not a virus I've ever heard of before, and I tried a search on hotbot for it but I came up dry. Eh, it's fixed now though. Hope this becomes handy for someone down the road
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