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Drew's Ultra Cool Steps On Beating Megaton Cat
Hello and Welcome,
Good job on finding this thread, it will be the most valuable you shall ever read (sorry Lee). Anyhow, back on track
1st Step To Beating Megaton at Gaming
A key to starting to be better is Trash Talk. If you ever want to beat Megaton at anything, you have to trash talk the crud out of him. It will lower his skills, or actually he doesn't have any, but it will just create this super quick speedy ability to suddenly play better. After you master talking trash, you are able to move on to the next step, young grasshoper.
2nd Step To Beating Megaton at Gaming
Another key to winning, is do whatever you must to win. For example, obstruct his vision and yell and anything else annoying and distracting that will cause him to mess up and get angry. He gets angry, he plays worse. Which is what you want. It is a simple key invented by Japanese people, I mean, how do you explain Pac-Man. If you don't believe me, ask Cash Curtis II. Keep on doing this, and if he suddenly gets violent, run away, unless you become fearless, like me.
3nd Step To Beating Megaton at Gaming
The Third step is very important. Practice. Continue practice playing whatever game you are trying to beat him at, in order to be better. Really, this one works great. If it's a school night and 2:00am in the morning, PRACTICE! Honest, waking up that early will tell your brain you are dedicated to beating Megaton.
Follow those three steps to be better
More Updates and Steps in the future.
Good Luck!
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