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Geek Culture / Tomb Raider: NippleGate

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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 18th Apr 2006 22:21
http://www.xboxic.com/news/632

how long till jack thompson gets another boner about another few million $'s he'll make form a book about it...?

Benjamin
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Posted: 18th Apr 2006 22:26
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Will someone think of the children. Exposing children to breasts in nothing less than rape. Some pedophile mothers actually let their children suck their breasts. This sick practice must be banned at once. No wonder we have so many lesbians and out-of-wedlock births.

We need to stop worrying about trivial things like terrorism, torture, nuclear weapons, and the complete collapse of the ecosystem and concentrate on removing the cause of this problem. I suggest that we surgically remove all breasts in the United States. That way they can cause no more harm. Somebody, please think about the children!
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Raven
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Posted: 18th Apr 2006 22:55
This not only passed the virge of pathetic, but they've sodding shot past it doing 160mph cause of their bickering about games and crap.

If they want to really sort something out, they should be talking about how the influences within real-life culture are turning our younger generation into retarded violent minded social rejects... ie. Chavs.
Some of those barstewards tried to break into my flat the other week, and now I've gotta wait several weeks for replacement glass.

Computer games keep these ppl off of the streets and personally I'd gladly welcome some more violent and sex related games just to keep twats like that inside.

Megaton Cat
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Posted: 18th Apr 2006 23:21 Edited at: 18th Apr 2006 23:22
Quote: "Computer games keep these ppl off of the streets and personally I'd gladly welcome some more violent and sex related games just to keep twats like that inside."


Those videogames better contain sex funner than real-life sex, drugs that get you higher than real-life drugs, and realistic victim A.I so that people can get their sadistic fantasies out of their system and with satisfaction. Otherwise it won't keep them inside.

I also had a break-in from the same types of dolts about 2 years ago. Asses stole a Gamecube, GBA, tons of games, and even some funkin' cheese from the fridge. Really now.


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Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 03:14
I want naked Lara cheat!!!

She looks good!!!

Better than Angelina Jolie.

Oddmind
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 03:34
Thats why you learn to model and texture your own

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 04:33
Arkheii
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 05:21 Edited at: 19th Apr 2006 05:24
Quote: "Thats why you learn to model and texture your own "


Libido won't get you anywhere.

Anyway, a shot of our window from the outside...



Yep, barred. That's how it is in the Philippines, even houses are fenced. We don't like giving away our property to the local "akyat-bahay" or whoever.

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Les Horribres
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 05:29
is this even allowed...

Quote: "Do not post anything considered "adult" material"

Technically it 'is' a breast...

Rather stupid though, sue the world because the texture artists have a little too much fun.

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Van B
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 09:45 Edited at: 19th Apr 2006 09:48
British kids are raised on breast!

What other countries have topless models posing on page 3 of their national newspapers!?. Lara could give us a full on flash, and it would'nt affect us - we're the country who had Jordan inflated FFS!

All these uber-PC complaint-lovers should be spoon fed Benny Hill and 'Confessions of a...' movies until desensitised to the big round bits at the front of girls.

At the end of the day, this doesn't even appear in the game, it's a bit of texture template, that's all - you'd only see it if you were ripping textures. Now how in the blue monkeys of hell can that be used against them!. From now on all my games will have invisible breasts and nipple segments on unused bits of texture.


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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 11:42
I guess all the Pilgrims and Quakers and other purist wieners leaving England was a good thing. Now they live in America and have websites, public organizations, and a lack of real issues.

Quote: "From now on all my games will have invisible breasts and nipple segments on unused bits of texture."

Way ahead of you...

Fallout
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 12:20
Quote: "Better than Angelina Jolie."


Sacrilege!!! I'm gonna tell her that tonight when I get home!

Manic
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 13:00
Quote: "I guess all the Pilgrims and Quakers and other purist wieners leaving England was a good thing. Now they live in America and have websites, public organizations, and a lack of real issues."


yup, a group of people so boring, even England chucked them out.


do you suppose there's actually people that sit around checking every game that comes out, just incase there's a nipple somewhere?

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 13:02
Quote: "do you suppose there's actually people that sit around checking every game that comes out, just incase there's a nipple somewhere?"

I think there's a secret organization solely dedicated to uncovering Lara Croft's nipple. Their find wasn't the Holy Grail, but it wasn't bad either.

SirFire
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 19:20
I intend on putting nipples on all my textures. Even tree textures. That way, in the off chance one of these anti-nipple organizations discover my nipplecopia and start having heart attacks, I get free publicity.

Sid Sinister
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Posted: 19th Apr 2006 19:23
What a weird topic .
Mucky Muck Ninja
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 05:08
@sirfire: lmao, i will be looking for your tree nipples in any future games I see out of you :p

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Les Horribres
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 05:21
Vanbeck, wouldn't it be faster just to blast pictures of horribly ugly topless women infront of their eyes for a day? Although that might make them femiphobic.

I want to sue the people who make words 'bad', pretty soon 'teen pregnancy' will be one of the worse curse words, mainly because parents are naive about such things. Or how about the term retarded, by itself it is a 'bad word' but add a single word to make 'Mentally Retarded' and it becomes acceptable. Cursing is not bad, they are just words which you TURNED bad.

Half the problems here are caused because people keep getting ideas of what is right and what is wrong. Well mister, your idea's wrong. Stop acting like the little things matter and concentrate on the REAL matters, just because one person, who you don't like, uses a phrase does not make that a bad phrase. Don't ban the phrase, adress your issues with the person. etc.

Ohh, I hate society... bunch of crack pot old fools laughing down at us while we try to make sense of what they left behind.

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