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AlexI
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Posted: 20th Apr 2006 23:23
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My freinds computer went down becuase of a viruses he says was from a chat room or something. Anyway i think it broke for other reasons, But now he wont go on my site becuase it ha a forum and he is worried he will get a virus, i made the site and i know theres no viruses but he wont accpet it, it so annoying, is there some sort of certificate for free that will allow me to proove to him, it hasnt got a virus or something?
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Alex

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 20th Apr 2006 23:28 Edited at: 20th Apr 2006 23:28
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Looking at your site, I don't blame your friend for thinking it's a virus. Just slap up any "This page has been rated virus-Free" banner on there to put him at ease.

Or just find another friend.


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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 00:30
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Quote: "Or just find another friend."


Best solution, cold hearted, but solves the problem straight away

Yey! I removed the sig...
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BatVink
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 00:49
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Best also tell him that if he breathes he might inhale airborn diseases, if he crosses the road he may get hit by a car, and if he sits on a plane toilet and flushes it, it might suck his innards out.

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AlexI
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 15:17
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lol

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Lukas W
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 16:15
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tell him you like him, i mean _really_ like him

my forum - still in development
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Tachyon
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 16:32
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Quote: "Just slap up any "This page has been rated virus-Free" banner on there to put him at ease."



The power of suggestion!

I havent tested it yet, but Im sure it will work, just say him:
"Put a condom to your network cable in order to have safe surfing"

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 21st Apr 2006 17:20
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Your friend can go to hell. You can find other less faggy ones.


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Les Horribres
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 00:13
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@!hi!: Forget 'your' site, just put a virus on his computer that activates after he accesses the web.


cash, when are you gonna make your picture a link?

(2b)||C!(2b)
What is the 'C' for?

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 00:48
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He'll make his sig a link after we return from your funeral.


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Les Horribres
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 01:30
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I am an Idea, and thus I can not be destroyed!

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 02:11
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Yes, but retarded ideas can be destroyed.


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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 03:07 Edited at: 22nd Apr 2006 03:08
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I'm with Batvink - you need to really scare him! Point out that Bir Flu can give you a pretty bad case of the sniffles Or even better - get him scared about a fake disease!!

OR - and this'd be great... Install a VNC server on his machine (like TightVNC) and make a note of his public IP. Then install the client on yours and connect to his machine to take over...


http://forum.antiblog.com, http://thingy-ma-jig.co.uk/new/
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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 03:26
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I hate to sound like a complete noob, but how would I make my picture a link? I've tried and tried, but the http tag just doesn't have the same effect as an <a href> does. I know it's simple and dumb...


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Benjamin
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 03:48 Edited at: 22nd Apr 2006 03:49
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Tempest - P2P UDP Multiplayer Plugin (DBP/DBCe) - 71%
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Les Horribres
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 04:43
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However if you have many retarded ideas join together it will sweep across the nation like a plague.

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 05:08
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Ahhh... thanks, Benjamin!


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BaZko
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 05:11
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I have a plastic mask, thus I cannot be destroyed.

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AlexI
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 11:56
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Just tetsing, i made my sig

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AlexI
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 12:00
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Just tetsing my sig


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Tachyon
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 12:48
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Im testing too, maybe this matches the colorscheme better.

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AlexI
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 13:26 Edited at: 22nd Apr 2006 13:45
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Just testing sig again sorry.


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Chris Franklin
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 16:47
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Working now

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Saikoro
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 16:53
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Wow, both your sigs are about twice the size they need to be for the content displayed on them.

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AlexI
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Posted: 22nd Apr 2006 18:31
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Owell


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2006 00:51
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Indeed. This is a forum, not a giant highway billboard. Ease down on all the empty space - think compact!

*looks down at own sig*


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AlexI
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2006 13:14 Edited at: 23rd Apr 2006 13:16
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look how big every one elses sig on this thread is


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Nicholas Thompson
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2006 14:42
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Megaton - did you get my email?


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Chris Franklin
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Posted: 23rd Apr 2006 14:52
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The only reason my sig is the size it is (And still in the limit) is because mikey from irc made it and let's me use it

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