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Geek Culture / Which one of you is responsable?

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Tapewormz
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 07:18 Edited at: 25th Apr 2006 07:32
Ok, which one of you turkey's is responsable for this retarded auction?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Video-Game-Development-Team_W0QQitemZ8278223283QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Edited to satisfy Xander]
(insert random question here) ...Anyone know when the second Hands On DBP book will be available?

Xander
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 07:25
Wow.

But shouldn't this be in Geek Culture?

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Tapewormz
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 07:33
Quote: "But shouldn't this be in Geek Culture?"


I love loop holes...

Xander
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 07:38
Haha, smoooth

Seriously though, this must be a joke. No one can get anywhere near a professional game done in 90 days from scratch, no matter the amount of experience or ability they have. It's just not possible.

...and, nope, I don't know when the book is coming out

Xander Moser - Bolt Software - Firewall
Tapewormz
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 07:44
Yeah, and they don't offer up any of the "29" games so that you can see who did what on which project. I love ebay, it's the only place in the world you can spend 10,000$ US on a grilled cheese sandwich or to permanently tattoo a slogan on some womans face.

dark coder
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 07:49
i can picture some 3d game maker team :p,

but how is this in any loopholes for this forum? not like it says anywhere that its darkbasic pro.

Hallowed are the ori.
Xander
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 08:01
He edited his first post to include a DBPro related question...

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 08:11
Wow... lawsuit in the making. I'd be terribly dissapointed to buy that and not wind up with a game. None of the feedback looks related to this particular product, either.

This person must have been watching Leno recently.


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dark coder
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 08:15
if they hadnt put platform:any then i would believe they could make some 1/2 assed game and get away with it since they wouldent have broken any rules.

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indi
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 08:30
cant fool me, post moved to general.

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Jeku
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 11:32
I feel very sorry for the person, if there was someone dumb enough, to pay such an exorbitant amount of money. Notice it says 60 years experience, but doesn't say how many people there are on the team. There's no proof that these guys aren't just a bunch of nerdy high schoolers. The whole thing looks very unprofessional.

Seriously, if I had $200,000 to blow on a game, I would scout and hire my own small team. Doofuses.

Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 11:47 Edited at: 25th Apr 2006 11:48
60 combined years, could be 12 people with 5 years experience.

Anyway, not a bad idea, just a bit high priced.

Dave J
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 15:22
If you check the questions, they list titles some of their members have worked on, and the team size is from 7-15 depending on the scale of the project. Also, they stress that they can't complete a full, retail game in the 90 days, so you just get an incomplete title.


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 15:48
I'll be blunt with you - that whole dev team is just me.


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The resurrected anarchist
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 16:03
in that case im upgrading it from a massive scam rip-off, to a blatent theft
David R
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Posted: 25th Apr 2006 18:21
Quote: "
Shipping Cost
FREE
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Well thank God for that

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Agent Dink
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Posted: 26th Apr 2006 06:44
I can just imagine FedEx dropping off a 20 x 20 x 10 foot crate loaded with nerds and computers

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Saikoro
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Posted: 26th Apr 2006 07:51
But that would be like Best Buy's Geek Squad.

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Chris Franklin
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Posted: 26th Apr 2006 09:36
Nice *buys*

Theme park simulator wip boards

SirFire
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Posted: 27th Apr 2006 05:36
ionstream
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Posted: 27th Apr 2006 05:37
You have died of dysentery .

Medieval Coder
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Posted: 27th Apr 2006 06:00
Quote: " I can just imagine FedEx dropping off a 20 x 20 x 10 foot crate loaded with nerds and computers "


Thats GREAT!!!!
indi
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Posted: 27th Apr 2006 06:09
The box would have FRAGILE CONTENTS KEEP AWAY FROM DIRECT SUNLIGHT.
you can hear keyboards clicking from inside like a concerto of excitment as they smell the server room they are heading to.

Imagine when they open the box, it would be like releasing hyenas back into the wild, but the box would be pointing to a dark server room, and they would all crawl and scurry into the dark confines.

David Attenborough would do a 7 part documentary on the pack.
Using state of the art cinematography, davids crew tranquilizes the pack leader and fastens a collar to his neck, then releasing him after the effect wears off.
NerdCam!

Since programmers hardly leave the house, the guy with the radar takes a nap.

The zoo keepers have a fresh supply of Softdrink, caffeine and pretzels (tomato & basil), for the hungry pack and hides it in their pc case for life enrichment.

lol, I should not let my imagination rule my daylight hours like that.

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Saikoro
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Posted: 27th Apr 2006 06:42
Quote: "You have died of dysentery"

Rofl

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