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Work in Progress / Do you like chavs

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Gillypie
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Posted: 21st May 2006 21:47 Edited at: 22nd May 2006 00:43
If not, i am making a game called chav shooter. i have just finnished the mainframe and am yet to add score, though i do have a reloady thingymajigybob. here is a screen shot.

ok here u go

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Chris Franklin
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Posted: 21st May 2006 22:13
Jpg please

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Opposing force
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Posted: 21st May 2006 22:15
YES!!!! Finally!

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Gillypie
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 00:44
soz i cant seem to load the picture straight onto the page.
sorry

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 01:06
I hate chavs

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 01:54 Edited at: 22nd May 2006 01:55
It's looks like you drew it in paint? lol

Is that really an in-game shot? I think to make the chav look more chavvish you need to add a fake burberry cap, shaved hair and eyebrows, a tight fitting tracksuit, ear studs, a 2 litre bottle of cider etc. etc.

Here's a reference pic i found on google:

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/data/media/17/MICHEAL.jpg

Lots of good information on http://www.chavscum.co.uk

Or better still go to a local car park at night to see them in their natural habitat.

Hope that helps,

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 04:15
Yeah, like Robin said... are you sure that's in db? I mean, it's even got the paint spray paint effect...

And I guess Chavscum is sort of like gangsta white trash or something? Not sure... I'm from the US...

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 12:05
A Chav is a British youth who habitually wears tracksuits or burberry, trainers (which must be whiter than white), large chunky gold coloured jewellry, etc. They have very thick accents (both meanings of the word), and interests include modifying cars, rap/R&B, drinking cheap booze until blind, smoking, and underage parenting. Traditionally opposed to goths - pretty much the opposites of goths in all ways.

Oh - and they're often seen moving in long chains. As in, single file. The longest chain I've ever seen (I play Chav-Train-Spotting) was an impressive 14 long chain at Alton Towers Theme Park.
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 12:54 Edited at: 22nd May 2006 12:55
Yes, I hate chavs. They take offence at my hair. They constantly shout random comments at me across the street because I have long hair.

Typical "insults" include the original "Eugh! It's a girl!" and "Get a hair cut or I'll break your face!"

My favourite has to be when a fat female chav came up to me and said "Oh my god, you look like a girl" to which I replied "At least one of us does." I don't think she ever understood what I was implying...

Anyway, as for your game...

Sorry, but that guy just does not look like a chav. Where's the burberry hat? And the necklaces with each chain loop bigger than your fist? Or the broken bottle in his hand? Or his 12 year old twins called Caprice and McKenzie?

Also, when does a chav ever go to the country? If you want to hunt chavs, go to the cities!

Chavs are essentially the scum of the earth. That chavscum site that Robin suggested is an excellent place to look for references.

Having said that, though, I think we all need a good chav shooter. Keep going with it!

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 13:07 Edited at: 22nd May 2006 13:07
Quote: "They take offence at my hair. They constantly shout random comments at me across the street because I have long hair."

Chavs throw stuff at my brother because he has long hair. Pricks.

Quote: "My favourite has to be when a fat female chav came up to me and said "Oh my god, you look like a girl" to which I replied "At least one of us does." I don't think she ever understood what I was implying..."

Haha. Being one of those people, she probably wouldn't have the brainpower to understand what you were implying.

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 14:36
the sprts are all made in paint

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 18:14
Chavs are annoying. They drive around town in there modded up peugeot 306's with there R n B and un-silenced exaust pipes blaring away. Its a funny sight when the police stop them and search them for drugs.

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 18:47
I don't live in a continent where Chavs breed, but most of the ones I've seen are seriously undernourished. Great to beat up.


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Posted: 22nd May 2006 18:48 Edited at: 22nd May 2006 18:49
Quote: "Pricks."


You can say that again, glad most of the chavs were too thick to get into 6th Form, otherwise I'd get random chavs kicking my feet whilst walking, heck I had one from the lower years do it the other day, I didn't even know him, but I felt like throwing a punch, then realised its not worth getting kicked out of 6th form for and remembering that I'm mostly a pacifist.

Quote: "interests include modifying cars, rap/R&B, drinking cheap booze until blind, smoking, and underage parenting."


Don't forget cocaine and cannibis and failing at everything they try to accomplish, and making the UK look like complete morons in the eurovision song contest by voting in Daz Sampson to represent us...losers...

Quote: "And I guess Chavscum is sort of like gangsta white trash or something? "


Try 'wannabe gangstas'

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 19:21
hey all you guys who said it was made in paint, taadaa. just open the db file and wala (hopefully).
if anyone can improove my chav i would be greatfull. the music is from some website somewhere.

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tiffer
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 21:34
Did you bother to test this?

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 21:45
yes

you should open the darkbasic exe. and find your unzipped folder and look for chav dem. it worked for me
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 22:32
yep but its virtually unpplayable dude, just gittering around the screen, thats no good for a game. Make him move around a bit man
And you need to fix it so u only fire one shot per mouseclick, expecialy with limited ammo

If u need any help with coding, just ask. Thats what the foums for

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Posted: 22nd May 2006 22:47
what do u meen by moving about

the bullets only fire now and then ill make the gap bigger
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 23:20
I've never been to Europe, but with Tinkergirl's description, I dislike Chav's as well.

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Gillypie
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 23:42

death to da chavs
innit bruv
tiffer
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Posted: 22nd May 2006 23:54 Edited at: 22nd May 2006 23:57
no if u hold the trigger 2 long the clip empties immediately
and i it's no good having that thing jittering about the screen.

Omg, drewg steling megaton cat's name. He wont be chuffed.

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Posted: 23rd May 2006 00:14
U mean
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tiffer
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Posted: 23rd May 2006 00:19
strong bad? i missed that one

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Quote: "My favourite has to be when a fat female chav came up to me and said "Oh my god, you look like a girl" to which I replied "At least one of us does.""

Thats one of the wittiest things I've heard. Never seen one, but if they're anything like hxc kids around here, I can't wait to see a shooter.

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Posted: 23rd May 2006 04:24
As a graphic designer, that horrendous photoshopping brings tears to my eyes. Awsome.


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Posted: 23rd May 2006 18:00
ahh well.
chavs arnt such a great sight in real life.
im going to do some more wrok on this and ill post it on this board, if its sitll going.
innit bruv
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Posted: 24th May 2006 09:12
We get chav-ish people around here. In the southwest though it's mostly hispanics who try to act like they're black rappers, except...different (lamer), and white people who want to be the next Eminem (even lamers) and get beat up for it (or join the football team and play helicopter ). Fix this up and it will be oodles of fun, good job.


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i hate them
hate them
hate them

eeee goth-ed because i don't like their music.

and please don't refer to that awful music they listen to as "R & B" its hip-hop. rhythm and blues music in its original pure form is wonderful.

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Posted: 28th May 2006 19:20
You need to offset the sprites! At the moment the blood and target apears below and to the right of the mouse.

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Quote: "Oh my god, you look like a girl" to which I replied "At least one of us does.""

lol lol

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Quote: "We get chav-ish people around here. In the southwest though it's mostly hispanics who try to act like they're black rappers, except...different (lamer), and white people who want to be the next Eminem (even lamers) and get beat up for it (or join the football team and play helicopter ). Fix this up and it will be oodles of fun, good job. "


Though, I know ,that is true, but I don't try to act like eminem. I don't like rap music. ugh
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Quote: "trainers (which must be whiter than white)"


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