Wow - I shouldn't really be surprised, it's the typical set of opinions!
I may be completely alone is thinking that the new versions of Office are actually pretty damned amazing.
Quote: "The new Office since version 2k are aweful, I hate the really annoying pop ups like the bar that shows up when you decide to try to copy something, or that bloody paperclip that pops up randomly. "
In 2007 everything's cut back now. Tools are along the top, full stop. When you're editing a table, new tabs appear with table tools. Stop editing a table and they go away. Quite nice and clean.
Quote: "I'm sure it includes let more usless features, uses even more ram and takes even longer to start than the older versions."
Takes about 2 secs here. Quicker than 2003. As for useless features, not found any yet. Still thats in the eye of the beholder.
Quote: "Apparently the default font is no longer Times New Roman and the replacement is Sans Serif (something called Calibri): http://fadtastic.net/2006/05/27/the-end-of-an-era-for-times-new-roman/"
Yes, 6 beautiful new fonts. Calibri is a ncie mix between Arial and Lucida.
As for bloat, at least give the new one a try. The interfaces are really very very clean and likeable.