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Ok, this is kind of long and ridiculous, but I thought some people might get a kick out of it. I was kind of bored, so I decided to write a story on AIM.

[01:37] Metal Hed62588: Once upon a time
[01:37] Metal Hed62588: There was this kid
[01:37] Metal Hed62588: he was Emo
[01:37] caughtntherain71: oooo
[01:38] Metal Hed62588: Though he was not always Emo... Not until that fateful day... the day he met Jerry
[01:38] Metal Hed62588: Jerry was already Emo on that dark day
[01:38] caughtntherain71: scary
[01:39] Metal Hed62588: Jerry and "the future emo kid" (who is not yet named) happened to randomly meet one day at Parma Town mall and being that it is such a small mall chances were far greather their meeting there than any other mall in surrounding 50 miles
[01:40] Metal Hed62588: "The Future Emo Kid's" real name was Sam Jones
[01:40] caughtntherain71: of course
[01:40] Metal Hed62588: Sam Jones was going to the food court when he accidentally bumped into Jerry
[01:40] Metal Hed62588: when they crashed Jerry dropped his bag... a bag that would mean a life changing experience for poor Sam Jones
[01:41] Metal Hed62588: The bag hit the ground with a loud mettallic clatter
[01:41] caughtntherain71: *listens intently*
[01:41] Metal Hed62588: and little bits of metal spilled EVERYWHERE
[01:41] Metal Hed62588: these bits of metel were.... RAZOR BLADES
[01:41] caughtntherain71: AHHHHH
[01:42] Metal Hed62588: Sam being a naive young person, didn't catch right off the bat that Jerry also parted his hair on the side, dyed it black AND let it swoop in his face all at the same time
[01:42] caughtntherain71: *gasp*
[01:42] Metal Hed62588: Sam being the kind young man offered to help Jerry clean up, but Jerry just started crying
[01:43] Metal Hed62588: Sam felt very bad
[01:43] Metal Hed62588: he thought he might have hurt Jerry... perhaps one of these razor blades cut him... Well... they hadn't yet
[01:44] Metal Hed62588: Sam leads Jerry to a chair just in front of the Subway stand
[01:44] Metal Hed62588: and makes him tell the whole story
[01:44] caughtntherain71: oooo
[01:44] caughtntherain71: how exciting!
[01:44] Metal Hed62588: well... Jerry's story was a long... sad... depressing.... dark... evil... and utterly dispicable story... of.. HOW HE BECAME EMO
[01:45] caughtntherain71: *scary music*
[01:45] Metal Hed62588: and it all happened within the last 72 hours, but I will spare the details because they are useless to my plot that I am making up as I go
[01:45] caughtntherain71: lol right
[01:46] Metal Hed62588: Well, as I said before Sam was quite naive, and he felt very sad for the poor 16 year old across from him at the table and asked Jerry to come over and bring his new razors... now they were both feeling sad
[01:46] Metal Hed62588: maybe even depressed
[01:47] Metal Hed62588: Sam led Jerry up to his room where they could let all their troubles spill out of themselves in a thick red goo... or so they though
[01:47] caughtntherain71: ewwww
[01:49] Metal Hed62588: Jerry taught Sam the proper way to do it, and Sam caught on quick... not pressing too hard and just enough to leave a scar behind for later... well it didn't really make Sam feel much better... no it just hurt alot... Jerry said they needed some depressing music to help them feel worse... and he gave Sam a haircut with a clean razor to make him feel more in the mood for Emo-ism
[01:49] Metal Hed62588: Soon Sam looked completely different... he even stole his older sisters jeans from her closet
[01:49] caughtntherain71: Oh man!
[01:49] Metal Hed62588: Sam and Jerry became friends quickly after that and soon Sam got the hang of cutting himself
[01:50] Metal Hed62588: he even did it without Jerry a few times
[01:50] caughtntherain71: yikes
[01:50] Metal Hed62588: Jerry told Sam he needed to come to Hot Topic with him to buy some new Emo clothes
[01:51] Metal Hed62588: Jerry had stained most of his with blood and didn't feel like going around in public and making people worry if he was HIV positive...
[01:52] Metal Hed62588: Sam accepted and soon they found themselves in that tiny 120 degree cramped up store blasting hard core music that probably doesnt even have lyrics in a human sense anyhow
[01:52] Metal Hed62588: it made them feel all the more depressed
[01:52] caughtntherain71: LOL more grossness
[01:53] Metal Hed62588: Jerry bought a pink shirt with some Emo-ish phrase on it and Sam found a Salad Fingers shirt... but he didn't like it... not depressing enough
[01:53] Metal Hed62588: so he settled on a Rob Zombie shirt because he looked almost dead
[01:53] caughtntherain71: ah
[01:53] Metal Hed62588: they also picked up a few pairs of skin tight low rise pre faded flared jeans to accent their new accessories
[01:54] Metal Hed62588: they were almost feeling happy that they could spend such good friend time together
[01:54] Metal Hed62588: but it was sunday and school was tomorrow
[01:54] caughtntherain71: booo
[01:54] Metal Hed62588: and they didnt study or anything
[01:54] caughtntherain71: dumb kids
[01:54] Metal Hed62588: and they knew they were gonna fail their tests
[01:55] Metal Hed62588: and Sam's girlfriend didn't like Sam's new emo-ism and it would just be another struggle
[01:55] Metal Hed62588: But Sam never went to school the next day
[01:55] Metal Hed62588: ...
[01:55] Metal Hed62588: ...
[01:55] Metal Hed62588: *building suspense*
[01:55] caughtntherain71: *tension*
[01:55] caughtntherain71: OH NO!
[01:56] caughtntherain71: what happens next????
[01:56] Metal Hed62588: Jerry stopped at Sam's to see where he might be... and there was an ambulance in the driveway
[01:56] Metal Hed62588: Jerry rushes upstairs his emotions rising already
[01:56] caughtntherain71: *gasp*
[01:56] Metal Hed62588: he entered the room just in time to hear the paramedic pronounce him dead
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: at exactly 2:31 PM Monday afternoon
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: Jerry was overcome with a sea of emotions
[01:57] caughtntherain71: ;(
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: sadness
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: rage
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: anger
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: aggression
[01:57] caughtntherain71:
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: and all around depression
[01:57] Metal Hed62588: Jerry went home
[01:58] Metal Hed62588: later that night Jerry pulled out his razor knife collection complete with box cutter
[01:58] Metal Hed62588: he was just getting ready to cut himself some more when he remembered Sam
[01:58] Metal Hed62588: at first it made him want to cut himself all the more
[01:58] caughtntherain71: aww
[01:59] Metal Hed62588: but Jerry amazingly.... thought it out
[01:59] Metal Hed62588: he put down his red crusted box cutter
[01:59] Metal Hed62588: he tore off his chic pants and pink lettered shirt
[02:00] caughtntherain71: wow
[02:00] Metal Hed62588: he fell to the floor ( and only in boxers and socks I might add ..probably was kinda funny looking)
[02:00] Metal Hed62588: sobbing
[02:00] Metal Hed62588: he knew he caused Sam's death
[02:00] Metal Hed62588: he knew though... that he could avenge it
[02:00] Metal Hed62588: ROFL
[02:00] Metal Hed62588: Jerry took his razor
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: and raised it up just under his chin
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: he looked at it
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: he looked in the mirror....
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: ...
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: *more tension and suspense*
[02:01] caughtntherain71: :-o
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: ...
[02:01] Metal Hed62588: he quickly cut off that extra 6 inches of hair on the front of his face
[02:02] Metal Hed62588: and threw his razor out the window with extreme prejudice
[02:02] Metal Hed62588: HIS EMO DAYS WERE OVER
[02:02] caughtntherain71: AH!
[02:02] Metal Hed62588: Jerry from that moment devoted his life to SAVING OTHER SAD AND DISPICABLE KIDS FROM EMOTIONS
[02:03] Metal Hed62588: Sam did not die in vain
[02:03] Metal Hed62588: no
[02:03] Metal Hed62588: Sam was a hero
[02:03] Metal Hed62588: though he had to die for the cuase
[02:03] caughtntherain71: wow
[02:03] Metal Hed62588: his death led to the saving of over 62 emo kids in Jerry's lifetime
[02:03] caughtntherain71: NEAT!
[02:04] caughtntherain71: aww, yay for jerry!
[02:04] Metal Hed62588: who became respectable skaters, punk rockers, and whatever else!...... well as respectable as they come anyhow
[02:04] caughtntherain71: true
[02:04] Metal Hed62588: 20 years after the incident
[02:04] Metal Hed62588: Jerry visited the grave of Sam
[02:05] Metal Hed62588: he carried with him something
[02:05] caughtntherain71: :-o
[02:05] Metal Hed62588: Something that he thought Sam might like to have
[02:05] Metal Hed62588: ...(thinking)
[02:05] Metal Hed62588: LOL
[02:05] caughtntherain71: SUSPENSE
[02:06] caughtntherain71: hahaha
[02:06] Metal Hed62588: ... That subway sandwhich that Sam was going to order on that fateful day when he met Jerry at the ParmaTown Mall food court exactly 20 years ago
[02:06] Metal Hed62588: Jerry laid it on Sam's grave
[02:07] caughtntherain71: oooo....
[02:07] Metal Hed62588: said a few words about how sorry he was... for sucking Sam into his ways
[02:08] Metal Hed62588: Jerry shut his eyes for a few seconds and he opened them
[02:08] Metal Hed62588: the sandwhich was gone
[02:08] caughtntherain71: *bigger gasp*
[02:08] Metal Hed62588: and suddenly he felt in his pocket
[02:08] Metal Hed62588: there was the other half of the footlong turkey club
[02:09] Metal Hed62588: he knew Sam forgave him and that Sam's life was an instrument to the saving of 62 emo kids and countless other kids those first 62 saved
[02:09] Metal Hed62588: SAM WAS A HERO
[02:09] Metal Hed62588: SO WAS JERRY
[02:09] caughtntherain71: LIKE MR. HERO
[02:09] Metal Hed62588: YOU CAN BE TOO
[02:09] Metal Hed62588: THROW OUT YOUR RAZORS!!!
[02:10] caughtntherain71: WHOOOO!
[02:10] Metal Hed62588: THAT is the moral of the story
[02:10] Metal Hed62588: LMAO
[02:10] caughtntherain71: HAHAHAHAHA
[02:10] caughtntherain71: WOW
[02:10] Metal Hed62588: and i started that with absolutely no ideas...
[02:10] Metal Hed62588: ROFL
[02:10] caughtntherain71: i'm stunned
[02:10] Metal Hed62588: *saves*
[02:10] caughtntherain71: LMAO

lol i love caughtntherain71's reactions.

Hmmm... I take it you think it was rather pointless for me to post this, or maybe your just emo too?

loliez!
this is hilarious and caughtntherain71's reactions is just like sound effects except text wow made up in roughly 33 minutes; not bad!

edit:
btw whats with all the anti-emo stuff anyway

clearly, your not in the social circle

I will never get the last 3 minutes of my life back...

BASTARD!

v nice story, was wondering if it was going anywhere, but nice ending.

i imagine this to be th ekind of story you find in emails that ask you to pass it on to 10 people or sam will come and emo-knife you at midnight.

Couldn't hold my attention dude.

Heh, was going to say the same thing.

Very interesting story, had me hooked ! As others said, I loved caughtntherain71's reactions, added to the "intensity" of it all .

Lmfao Sam jones as in kanagroo 2 beta2?

I hate those emails so freaking bad. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

edit: hehe just read the story. nice

*edit* Actually its a good one for MySpace, LOL


Ahahahaha, yeah you guys are right... I hate em too though!



...Absolute coincidence lol, I never even seen that game's WIP or program announcement.

You know the 62 kids he saved will be replaced because of the depressing nature of the first half of the story...

...


That

was

the weirdest


thing


EVER.

It was a pretty nice story, but caughtntherain71 made that story what it is. I actually laughed out loud at his reactions.

I am going to write a sit-com about this forum.

"Roman presents...

The Forums "

A dark story of how romance, intrigue, and murder cause a society to change its dark ways.

"An absolute blast, lol" -Noob Weekly

"OMGOMG dat wus awesome" -FPSC Times

"hahahahahaha,
very funny,
But it's fake laugh.
SORRY UR NOT COMEDIAN" -zenicanin14 Media

sorry megaton, too funny to resist.

Great story though dude, I loved the razer part

@Megaton Cat
Be sure to include the evil n00bs of FPSC and the Forgotten Lore of the ANJL, the rise of zennicain and the fall of TGC due to the forced takeover by the NJL... they are coming... The n00b war Winter 2006.

Or no reference at all to any kind of "justice league", just to make OnePost angry

True...but that's not my fault. Some of the earlier parts were decent...my "story thread" is not necessarily supposed to be cohesive or make sense; this...I think...is. Not that it doesn't, it's just strangely written. Though I agree that the reactions of that guy are the best part...

That explains so much...