Quote: "I am assuming "innit" is a slang squash of "isn't it?", which is also a slang squash of "is it not?"."
Technically you are correct. Unfortuantly this isn't always the case. Plus Oddmind's sentence would have been wrong because it was almost understandable.
Quote: "Dazzag has been teaching the poor American kid to be "one of them".. "
Ah, you mean a chav? Yes. This would be a mistake. I would imagine it would be like someone from the US trying to teach a UK kid to act like a bumpkin type person in a trailer. Or somesuch Jerry Spinger type person.
Interestingly I've noticed a lot of americans here saying "Indeed". Which until recently I saw as very english (don't forget I'm actually welsh here). Of course I have no way of knowing if you are raising a single eyebrow while saying "Indeed".
Quote: "The same goes for all the other UK wannabes who keep saying "matey""
Yeah, I've called people "mate" for years as well as saying "cheers" a lot. Annoyingly this has become amazingly common in the last 10 years or so. To the extent that I feel like not saying it anymore.
I'm pretty sure though that "mate" probably comes from us loving the australian show "Neighbours" when we were kids, so infact we are actually aussie wannabes
All together now, "Tie your kangaroo down sport...". Pervs....
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing