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Geek Culture / I have mastered the egg!

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Xarshi
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I have mastered the art of cooking eggs in the microwave!!!(short of the explosions...) I have succesfully made something that mcDonalds sells. Not sure what its called,but it has an english muffin,an egg,cheese and butter. I shall enjoy this victory!

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Shelly, leader of the egg people...

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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 20:49
...


How in the WORLD does this realate to game making?

And i'ts called a McMuffin, BtW

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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 20:52
Oh thankyou And its not related to gamemaking,I didn't think that the geek culture boards had to be,seeing as people are talking about there favorite guitarist

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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 22:16
eh, yeah. But NORMALLY we are supposed to keep this geek related...quick, throw in some random facts about microwaves!

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Ever tried putting a bundle of grapes with the stem off into a microwave?


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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 22:26
I have way too much time on my hands

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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 22:31
What you need:

A plastic container
1-2 eggs
some PAM spray
A microwave

1. Spray down plastic container with Pam
2. Crack eggs into plastic container
3. Scramble eggs (very tasty with a touch of cinnamon)
4. Nuke eggs for approximately 30 seconds to 1:30 seconds depending on how powerful your microwave is
5. Remove from plastic/ place on muffin
6. Put some cheese on egg(s)
7. consume

No culinary school required.


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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 22:37
I remember putting a Tomato Poodle in the microwave after I saw Letterman do it.
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 23:33
Quote: "But NORMALLY we are supposed to keep this geek related..."


Guitarists aren't geeky....

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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 23:42
egg-mcmuffin, and you forgot the ham

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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 23:44
Quote: "egg-mcmuffin, and you forgot the ham"


Officially it is canadian bacon

see now its getting geeky
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 23:48
interesting...but i prefer biscuits instead of english muffins.


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Posted: 23rd Jun 2006 23:53 Edited at: 23rd Jun 2006 23:57
Conkers in microwaves make quite a mess.

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Never put TNT in a microwave...it EXPLODES!!!

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Never put puppies in the Microwave. It makes an awful mess(Took me a week before the smell left).

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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 03:50
Forget what everyone tells you... do put metal in microwaves (what... it only creates electricity)

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lol i have put eggs in microwaves multiple times..and every time ive ended up doing some serious cleaning..

CD's in the microwave is rather fun..they spark and smoke and it looks very cool.

And btw i have to disagree insanity, english muffins are far superior to biscuits.

..Has anyone ever put raw eggs in the microwave..? *rushes off*

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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 06:29 Edited at: 24th Jun 2006 07:42
...um...(oh, this is so embarassing)...Once I put my floppy disk in the microwave because I thought it would erase it...

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Quote: "Once I but my floppy disk in the microwave because I thought it would erase it..."


I bet it did in a sparks a flying, disk a melting kinda way.
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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 08:49
Lol quite true.

Microwaving CD's would also effectively render them quite useless so don't test it out with the copy of Maya Unlimited you just bought.

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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 09:50 Edited at: 24th Jun 2006 09:50
Hey,microwaved cds are yummy! *pulls shards of exploded cd out of head

But,you know,microwaves are quite interesting. They can explode things. I LOVE explosions. The next gen weapon.....MICROWAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote: "The next gen weapon.....MICROWAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 11:03
Ever tryed putting a cd in the microwave? i've done it and light bulbs lol

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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 11:09
Put your cutlery drawer into the Microwave, there must be enough metal there to cause trouble.


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Reminds me of that stupid stupid woman, who put her dog in the Microwave to dry off, then it exploded, she then sued the Microwave company and succeeded, how stupid, she should have been charged of murdering her dog! Its not an oven, it uses microwave radiation fool! Hence its name, therefore dangerous, even the safety documents of microwaves show that they are that dangerous, sure it doesn't say 'don't put living things in the microwave' but that fact it can be bad for your eyes looking directly through the glass of the microwave says something about it being dangerous inside.

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Quote: "Its not an oven,"

So putting her dog in her dog in a regular would be fine?
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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 17:42
Quote: "but that fact it can be bad for your eyes looking directly through the glass of the microwave says something about it being dangerous inside."


uh.. is that true? cause, i don't think so. the radiation would be stopped by the door on the microwave... unless it really IS that powerful...

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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 17:59
ACtually a "micro"wave is about as thick as a pencil thats why that metal mesh stops them
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It's a Fahrenheit Box IIRC

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Posted: 24th Jun 2006 19:09 Edited at: 24th Jun 2006 19:13
Quote: "Microwaving CD's would also effectively render them quite useless so don't test it out with the copy of Maya Unlimited you just bought."


Microwaving CDs could effectively render your microwave quite useless as well. The shiny surface will reflect the microwaves and not absorb them much, so your microwave will end up absorbing loads of radiation and probably start smouldering (my friend stuck a metal jug of milk in the microwave, the stink took over a week to fully disappear, though his microwave actually survived somehow). This is also why you shouldn't switch the microwave on with nothing in it.

Quote: "Reminds me of that stupid stupid woman, who put her dog in the Microwave to dry off, then it exploded, she then sued the Microwave company and succeeded, how stupid, she should have been charged of murdering her dog! Its not an oven, it uses microwave radiation fool! Hence its name, therefore dangerous, even the safety documents of microwaves show that they are that dangerous, sure it doesn't say 'don't put living things in the microwave' but that fact it can be bad for your eyes looking directly through the glass of the microwave says something about it being dangerous inside."


Most likely an urban myth, or an exaggerated one anyway (i.e. she did kill her dog, but I doubt very much she succeeded in sueing the microwave company if she did even attempt). Microwaves don't damage your eyes, you probably get exposed to more microwave radiation using a mobile phone, and they've come to the conclusion that there isn't actually any risk in that.


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Why do they have to make a microwave gun on top of a car? Its a little scary. *pictures future,microwaves ruling the earth.

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I microwaved a guinne pig once, the annoying little squeeky pest...

I also microwaved an old mp3 player, a toothbrush, an old strip of computer ram, and a statue of Buhdda, or Bhudda, or however the hell you spell it...

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Quote: "But,you know,microwaves are quite interesting. They can explode things. I LOVE explosions. The next gen weapon.....MICROWAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They heat up non-metalic objects... explosions are caused when gas is formed because of the heating. Very worthless real world weapon.

Quote: "I microwaved a guinne pig once, the annoying little squeeky pest..."

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Well Zaibatsu, wonderful to hear your murder story of the helpless guinne pig, I see that you could make a wonderful murderer someday. You seem to be insane enough

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Quote: "but that fact it can be bad for your eyes looking directly through the glass of the microwave says something about it being dangerous inside"


I've been doing that while cooking popcorn or pizza since I was 6.

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Quote: "helpless guinne pig"


he sure as hell was not helpless! he was vicious! he had fangs two feet long! and claws as big as a lions! he tried to kill me! i swear he did!

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Posted: 26th Jun 2006 18:15 Edited at: 26th Jun 2006 18:21
Quote: "I have mastered the art of cooking eggs in the microwave!!!"

Congratulations! You can now move onto making toast in a toaster, or a hot cup of tea, using a kettle.

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Quote: "Congratulations! You can now move onto making toast in a toaster, or a hot cup of tea, using a kettle."


No... you make toast over a bonfire! And tea... you just buy that stuff.

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Posted: 26th Jun 2006 19:20
try making toast in the microwave
(you won't get very far, bread has very little water in it so won't heat up easily and it won't toast and go crispy, just get hot. it might dry out and turn black everntually though)

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I think I will move on to greater things with microwaves!!!! Thankyou! I feel so enlightened!!!

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Odd, but not as odd as the cockroach I saw crawl across a floor in Mcdonalds...

Try cooking yogurt in the microwave and tell me what happens, im interested in the result*

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you get microwavable rice puddings, they work fine so long as you be careful to:
a) remove the foil lid
b) watch it so it doesn't explode all over your microwave

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hahaha. I like the last thing. That makes me feel so much better about cooking pudding in the microwave. Well,then,the idea itself doesn't make me feel that good...LONG LIVE MICROWAVES!!!!

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Quote: "a) remove the foil lid"

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Posted: 27th Jun 2006 04:45 Edited at: 27th Jun 2006 04:46
Quote: " I see that you could make a wonderful murderer someday. You seem to be insane enough"



Hey...I am in this thread from time to time...if anyone is going to be insane enough to do anything, its gotta be me thank you very much...


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Oh really? You wanna make this an insanity competition!? I am the insanity master! Do not mess with me!!!*looks back and forth franticly

@Merranvo:
Quote: "b) watch it so it doesn't explode all over your microwave
"


I like explosions

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Quote: "I am the insanity master! Do not mess with me!!!*looks back and forth franticly"


I, however, am completely sane. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some lamps to feed.

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