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Oddmind
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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 06:42 Edited at: 15th Jul 2006 23:17
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oh god i cant stop laughing. these are some great puns! Quality puns imported from the finest manufacturers of puns around the world.

http://www.punliners.com/

like get this

"The Unic's operating system had been removed."

hahahaha this is great stuff.



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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 07:21
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My god, those are so lame it hurts.


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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 08:33 Edited at: 15th Jul 2006 08:37
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Quote: "If computer labs had grass floors, someone would have to mowdem
Oh no! My calculator won't stop graphing this function. Where's the stop sine?
Is an ambulance driver required to pull over when he hears a siren?
Why does the Return key move the cursor to a new line?"


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The crazy
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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 09:24
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These puns are more like unfuns. Look! I made an even better pun that that guy. And mine stunk!

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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 10:34
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"That sucks the sweat of a dead man's balls"...to quote Good morning vietnam
"sir i don't even know what that means but it sounds bad"

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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 14:47
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Where's my banner...oh yeah.






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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 14:49 Edited at: 15th Jul 2006 14:50
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dropping huge loads of NO! nation-wide

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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 14:50
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About time, I hadn't had my No! fix in so long I was starting to shake and sweat.

GIVE IT. GIVE IT TO ME.


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you guys are so lame. Puns are great fun. I cant believe i got the no truck.... thats so derrogatory. is that how you spell der... the D word?

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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 23:12 Edited at: 15th Jul 2006 23:14
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Well, you were noob and didn't link that adress, so I didn't bother C&P'ing it. Maybe it was funny, I wouldn't know...

Edit: Just noticed this funny ad at the bottom...




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Oddmind
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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 23:16
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hahaha i think that needs to be in another thread on this certain forum

You guys didnt like www.toothpastefordinner.com either did you?

I guess im in my own little dry humor world...

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Posted: 15th Jul 2006 23:29
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Don't get me started on Tooth Paste. It's like humour for people who can't afford better humour. You gotta ponder that statment.


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megaton cat... agreed

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*chuck norris is the only person on record to have slammed a revolving door
*scientists have calculated that the power needed to start the big band is about 1CNRHK -chuck norris round-house kick
*for chuck norris to shave he must round-house kick himself because only chuck norris cuts chuck norris

loliez chuck norris jokes own all!

*me adblocks anything with megaton in it... [jk]

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chuck norris jokes bore all.

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Amen. Let the man rest.


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lol I mainly like them because there was like a 1 month trend at school where our jokes were almost nothing but chuck norris jokes, lol and I started the trend! but tim ruined them because he went *$%$^ crazy and thats all he talked about!

now i just have to keep tim from ruining randomness funny

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Posted: 16th Jul 2006 04:41
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Quote: "I started the trend!"


I can garantee you did not start the Chuck Norris jokes trend.


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Quote: "The old man could not urinate at sea. He was in continent.
That's a glass eye? Why, I didn't real eyes.
That shepherd is being awfully rude—I know he heard me.
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I swear, after reading these my stomach now hurts... I'ma go get some food.

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Posted: 16th Jul 2006 05:56
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I tried to think they're funny, but...I just couldn't live with myself.


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Posted: 17th Jul 2006 20:38
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At first I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

ROFL.


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Posted: 17th Jul 2006 20:54
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see? someone thinks they're funny...

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Posted: 17th Jul 2006 21:00
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Please.

Jeku's too old anyway.


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Posted: 18th Jul 2006 00:04
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I'm pretty darn close to Jekus age and I didn't giggle. I showed them to my teenage cousin and he grinned but didn't laugh. My six-year old cousin, though, he was cracking up and asked me to print the page out for him... I think this was intended for a target audience

Baggers, you rock Quoting GMV, that's the best Robin Williams movie ever Sooo many great quotes in that movie. "I told you fool, it's daaaaang hot!"


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Posted: 18th Jul 2006 00:30
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"goooood morning vietnaaaaaam"

loved it, great, instant classic.

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Posted: 18th Jul 2006 02:51
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They made me laugh but for all the wrong reasons. The mental image of him laughing away at his desk as he comes up with them is far funnier than the puns themselves. Especially when he looks like this...




Found that pic on google images. It leads to another of his websites.

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Posted: 18th Jul 2006 03:38
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It's not laugh out loud funny--- but amusing. Funnier than most of the webcomics I've been shown.


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