I'm too old to relate to these Disney girls at all, but I hear you on Sarah Michelle Gellar
I put a Buffy model into my game and the moment I selected it for play...
I found it really difficult to move because I had the movement physics of a shoulder ridding planet. This upset me greatly and I suffered from happyness-withdrawal symptoms for 8 entire plays of the game - even dying twice didn't cure me.
Then when I played the game the sixth time the game auto-downloaded a patch and I suddenly had a sister following me about, it was so infuriating because she wasn't there when I played the game the first 5 times and now she was always in the way, blagging my armour upgrades. Now i've nothing to wear and so tired of nagging, I feel hopelessly depressed.
Then to make matters worse the vampires started getting really rare and I had to kill things like gods, and that sucked because I was supposed to be a vampire slayer - needless to say this upsets me profoundly.
Then like i'm supposed to be the only one, THE slayer, but first there was this jungle girl who got killed then this wayward Faith, and what-ever Bimbo popped up the second time I died, and then there's these like 'slayer-wonna-be' tarts show up at my house on the 8th time I play the game and they all want a part of the action. I feel ripped off because I bought the game to be THE slayer and i'm having to share the title with the npc's. This made me even more depressed.
So anyway, I found out one of the slayerettes is all the tongue and tights type and that got me worried because i'm all so mixed up anyway and frankly the burger bar outfit is kind of cute. I'm scared out of my steak bag that she's going to go all Angel on me and that's making me really sad.
Oh and that Riley, talk about shallow-badly-written-by-a-woman-male-lead character. He sucked. I should have staked him with Adam-the-extremely-lame-monster-but-excellent-matrix-rip-off-special-effects-death-monster. That was dissapointing so I was very unhappy about it.
So anyway I got rid of the Buffy model and i'm taking anti-depressants.
Pneumatic Dryll, Outrageous epic cleric of EQ/Xev
God made the world in 7 days, but we're still waiting for the patch.