I started one of these on the FPSC boards and I am going to try one here.
Find the month you were born,
January: I ate
February: I kissed
March: I beat up and mutilated
April: I murdered
may: I laughed at
June: I modded
July: I Polevaulted over
August: I double killed
September: I assassinated
October: I beat down
November: I drowned
December: I shook
Now, find the day you were born!
1- my own dog
2- FredP
3- someone I met on the internet
4- Bullshock
5- CattleRustler
6- Uman
7- A fence
8- my neighbour
9- my neighbours Dog
10- a Rollercoaster
11- a Duck
12- a Squirrel
13- a Vicer
14- a giant football
15- a Half life 2 zombie
16- Crow34
17- my sister
18- my FPSC disk
19- my PC
20- Everyone that likes TGC
21- a Troll that whistled at me
22- a scientist
23- The world
24- a bodypart
25- everyone that’s reading this
26- a strange cheat modder
27- The next poster
28- A celebrity
29- a huge obese ape
30- A PS3
31- a 3D model
Now the first letter in your user name
A- because an extra terrestrial told me to
B- because I liked it
C- because it smelled like *lucky you* perfume
D- to save the world
E- because it was fun
F- because I hate our president
G- because it looked like the anti christ
H- and it cried
I- and it told me what it ate for lunch
J- for a passer by
K- because onepost would do it to
L- because I have no life
M- for a cookie
N- because I needed dinner
O- because bill gates wanted me to do it for a new marketing scheme
P- for no reason at all
Q- because it qualifies as Stupid
R- because I’m addicted to video games
S- because my mom would beat me if I didn’t
T- for Al Gore
U- because I work for the FBI
V- because it was purple
W- because I hated it
X- for some cheese
Y- for my ex-girlfriend
Z- because I’m a modder
Now put them all together and post it!
Mine's: I beat up and mutilated FredP because it was fun!