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Geek Culture / If you were told there was only five minutes until the end of the world, how would you send them?

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Kenjar
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If you were told there was only five minutes until the end of the world, how would you send them?

I lay upon my bed one bright clear night, and gazed upon the distant stars far above, then I thought... where the hell is my roof?
Jeku
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:38
This doesn't make sense. Send what? To who?


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:39 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 01:41
I would send them via Gmail or FedEx.
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:44
I'd make my cat deliver... it...


SpyDaniel
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:50
Id have them lost in the mail room so I had longer to live.
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:51
i think he means spend
ionstream
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:53
Nah, send makes perfect sense to me.

Saikoro
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:57
I would send them to play with the children, of course.


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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 02:46
I would only spend 2.5 of them I'm sure the government will take the other 2.5.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 02:49
I would spend them getting prepared. The world can't just 'suddenly' end, but it could be started in 5 minutes

Well, thats according to my religion, and I don't want another one of those...

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SirFire
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 04:10
I'd send them to the moon Alice, to the moon!

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 04:19 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 04:20
i'd send it like this...



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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 04:33
Id spend them on a big mac

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Michael S
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 04:39 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 04:46

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Matt Rock
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The next person who says "NO!" is going to "know" what it feel like to get my foot up their butt it's old, leave it be.

It entirely depends on how the world is ending. Are their nukes about to land? I'd spend them driving. Is their a huge worldwide flood about to happen? I'd spend them getting onto the roof. Is an asteroid about to hit? I'd spend them covering windows and getting into the basement. Anything else, I'd do everything within my power to kill Paris Hilton before the disaster does.


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SageTech
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 05:19
Quote: "The next person who says "NO!" is going to "know" what it feel like to get my foot up their butt it's old, leave it be."


Er, NO!

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Michael S
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 05:25
Zaibatsu
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 05:44
there are four posibilities for me.

1. I would gather all my friends and we would drink till we passed out.

2. I would run outside and scream swears at my next door neighbors

3. I would kill all the little kids in my neighborhood

4. I would spend them saying goodbye to all you guys on the forums

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 05:59
Quote: "I'd do everything within my power to kill Paris Hilton before the disaster does."


Good man. Call me up too.
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 06:13
me as well, we can pull an oceans 11 type jig.

I'd probably try to fix the faucet that screams when you turn it on.

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Saikoro
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 07:27
I would like to be number 4 in that 11, thank you.


Matt Rock
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 11:47
Quote: "4. I would spend them saying goodbye to all you guys on the forums"

Except me, because I'll be packing up my computer

Okay, so here's the plan: I'll smash her eyes out with a mallet (I call the face!), Meg, you rip her fingernails out, Odd, you cut her legs off with a rusty saw, and Saikoro, you remove her reproductive bits in case the end-of-the-world event develops zombies... can't have more of her running around. Anyone else want in? We need someone to tear her organs out and make oragami!


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David T
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 13:00
Run up to the person you most love and hug them.

Lost in Thought
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 13:23
Get in my rocket and leave the world.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 13:46 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 13:46
Quote: "If you were told there was only five minutes until the end of the world"


Well, if some random punk just told me there was five minutes until the end of the world, I would punch him in the face for being so stupid.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 13:55 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 13:57
Quote: "The next person who says "NO!" is going to "know" what it feel like to get my foot up their butt, it's old, leave it be."


@Matt Rock
Thats not the first time youve threatened to insert your foot in someone's ass for talking about something you didn'tlike, not sure whats up with that, but last time I checked these weren't the Matt Rock forums. One thing thing I do know for sure is that you have NO authority to tell people what they can or can't do on these forums, so knock it off.

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Kenjar
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 14:07


The "What's wrong with this banner?" Post seemed to provide so much fun for everyone, with just a missing E! I thought I'd provide a word subtitution instead, just to see how everyone got along.

I lay upon my bed one bright clear night, and gazed upon the distant stars far above, then I thought... where the hell is my roof?
Saikoro
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 15:14
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The "What's wrong with this banner?" Post seemed to provide so much fun for everyone, with just a missing E!"

I'd be putting money on that it was actually an extra 'e'


SirFire
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:12
Ok now I'm confused, I thought the missing letter was "p".

Benjamin
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:17
I would send the last 5 minutes by whichever method was quickest.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:19
I would go on a rampage and break every single law. I think it would be worth it, probably...

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:20
i would send it usmail 2nd class.i want to save a few bucks before i die. lol
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:25
in the last 5 minutes before earth goes down?

ill be thinking of an escape plan...

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Benjamin
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:28 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 17:29
No, I was joking.

What I would really be doing is getting ready to blow up the planet in 5 minutes. Oh yes.

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 17:39
I would send it via Fed-Ex.

Nobody likes Fed-Ex.

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Hmmm... I'd imagine I'd be praying if the world was ending in 5 minutes.

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Five minutes of prayers ain't gonna get you any extra years in heavan

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 18:44
I would take the red pill and leave the matrix.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 19:23
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 19:48
Building a machine that goes back in time 5 minutes... and then doing it again... and again... and again

Cocacola and Pepsi aren't that differnt. Deal with it.
David T
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 19:52
Quote: "@Matt Rock
Thats not the first time youve threatened to insert your foot in someone's ass for talking about something you didn'tlike, not sure whats up with that, but last time I checked these weren't the Matt Rock forums. One thing thing I do know for sure is that you have NO authority to tell people what they can or can't do on these forums, so knock it off."


To be fair, we all get a bit annoyed when people consantly say things on the forums that get to us.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 20:09
Step one - find a girl

Need I continue?


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Quote: "Step one - find a girl

Need I continue?"


In only 5 minutes? Guess that answers why you need to do step 1 first.


I'd just pull out a lawn chair and wait.

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Saikoro
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 20:23
I would have my good friend Ford Prefect help me out of the situation.


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Yellow...


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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 21:02
I wonder what the next stupid thread will be?

"How long are J00 1337 toe nails, cuz me is 1337"

if I see that, ill kill who ever posts it.
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 21:03
I'd go up to my boss and and beat her upside the head with a 2x4.
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 21:11 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 21:12
Quote: "so knock it off."
Really I have to agree the NO!'s are getting a little out of hand.

As for the end of the world, I think I'd strip down, run down the street naked, punch everyone I see in the face, urinate on random people, try and get some girls to do a fifty-some with me(Haven't worked out how to do that just yet, but I'm working on it)... But I should probably make damn sure the world is going to end before I do that.

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Jeku
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 21:19
Well if the world didn't actually end in 5 minutes, there would be many people committed to the insane asylum for sure.

But me, I would grab a beer from the fridge, sit on a lawn chair with sunglasses and watch the pretty lights.


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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 21:19
Manticore, I do that on the weekends, I dont need the world to end to do it.

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