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Geek Culture / How long are J00 1337 toe nails

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 02:00
I have uber toe jam!


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Lucifer
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 02:40
..... what the hell? or as you would say, W4H7 73H H311

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QuothTheRaven
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 02:55
This must be a proud day for you and your family.

SpyDaniel
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 03:03
He did it so I would kill him, well done, you won, now, what is your home address?
Jeku
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 06:23
Too short. I almost got an ingrown toenail--- my big toe was turning purple--- because the nail was so short.


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Three Score
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 09:34
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hmmm thought this was a newb at first, turns out just a random person trying to get attention

specially since most people are attracted to oppurtunities to flame(why people actually look at leet topics and locked stuff)

BearCDPOLD
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 13:57
My toenails range from hangnail short to poking out of the front of my shoe long.

Not quite that extreme, but hey.


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Dave J
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 16:02 Edited at: 20th Aug 2006 16:02
Quote: "hmmm thought this was a newb at first, turns out just a random person trying to get attention"


Read the following and you'll 'get it':
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Hawkeye
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 16:02
Quote: " He did it so I would kill him, well done, you won, now, what is your home address?"

Uhhh, Antarctica? Where it's safe from axe wielding parachuting madmen


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jasonhtml
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 20:31
stop crying about ur toe being hurt. i had 3 minor surgeries done on one toe with the last surgery being permanent(where they put chemicals on your toe to stop the nail from growing back). my case was really nasty. i could put it in much more detail, but there is no need to. we dont need posts like these, because i assure u, others have had worse...


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Saikoro
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 22:28
Quote: "stop crying about ur toe being hurt. i had 3 minor surgeries done on one toe with the last surgery being permanent(where they put chemicals on your toe to stop the nail from growing back). my case was really nasty. i could put it in much more detail, but there is no need to. we dont need posts like these, because i assure u, others have had worse..."

You're right, we dont need posts like these. It was a joke, jeezy creezy man.


Benjamin
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 22:30


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Gamedesign er20
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 22:34
I hope that's not your toe

Cocacola and Pepsi aren't that differnt. Deal with it.
Benjamin
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Posted: 20th Aug 2006 22:35
Fortunately it's not.

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Uncle Sam
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 00:36
Whew! I was about to toss Tempest out the window, lucky for you.

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Manticore Night
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 08:23
Quote: "i had 3 minor surgeries done on one toe with the last surgery being permanent"
Oh ya, well my toe has had 3200 operations, faught in 3 of the the 2 world wars, Is really a russian spy who doubles as a sofa decorator, Ruled afganistan for 50 years, Assasinated JFK, was at the forefront of the sexual revolution, is secretly running Bill Gates brain from a remote control secret french military base on top of mount everest(which they climb weekly to keep in shape), lived with Hugh Hefner for 3 months, was Speilberg's insperation for Indiana Jones, and is running Nintedo by using rotten apples. Beat that!

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Dave J
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 09:07
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Easy. My pinky toe touched John Romero...


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Matt Rock
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 09:39
Thanks Benjamin. Thanks a lot. Now I can never digest anything yellow ever again.


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Jeku
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 10:12
Quote: "Easy. My pinky toe touched John Romero... "


John Romero--- as in the most over-rated game designer in history?


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 13:11
I have so many calluses on all my toes that they feel like a turtle shell. (Not to mention they're 10x hard to cut on something)
Dave J
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 14:31
Quote: "John Romero--- as in the most over-rated game designer in history? "


Complete with hideously long hair.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 14:35
Quote: "Thanks Benjamin. Thanks a lot. Now I can never digest anything yellow ever again."

Hey buddy, I never made you view this thread.

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Hawkeye
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 15:31
Benji's toenail looks like it's been photoshopped with a piece of wood...


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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 15:37
I win with the best image of a toe nail, But you will have to click the link to see it.

http://www.gpnotebook.co.uk/igtoe.jpg
Silvester
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Posted: 21st Aug 2006 15:53
Quote: "I win with the best image of a toe nail, But you will have to click the link to see it."


i knew my mum would put a photo of her toe on the internet!

ow...i said to much didnt i?

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UnderLord
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2006 04:36
Quote: "I win with the best image of a toe nail, But you will have to click the link to see it."


I called it first PHOTOSHOPED!!!!!

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jasonhtml
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2006 06:13
actually, i heard stuff like this actually happening... i dont think its photoshopped


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