right........
I started my 1st freeware hueristic sensory evaluation and thought-enablement package when I was an egg. I had to give it up half-way through though (mum got fertilized).
I came out a fully formed programmer (bad hair, pot belly and a tendancy towards un-social hours).
I passed my hons degree in computer science/maths when I was 3 (a poor 2/1 admittely) and went straight from uni to Xerox where I helped in the design of the original WIMP graphical user interface.
After a short spell touring the world with The Rolling Stones as their after-gig entertainments manager I started my own company selling network os's to corperate America.
but you try telling the kids of taday that...
...... and they wont belive you......
from future review of next game....
'..while the programmer of this game may not be God-like he certainly represents the next step in human evolution. (10/10).'