google is actually the protrusion of some pan dimensionl beings into our reality, the fact that they have manifested themselves as a search engine is merely a ploy to distract us from the invasion plans thaey are drawing against us. Evey time you use the search engine the beings protrude further into our reality.
Blame mnemonix, he's the leader of the pan dimensional beings, he simply manifested himself as a beer drinker and the rest of the troops came as google.
Vroomfondle and magictheyes may or may not have predicted this many years into the future. I found out at milliways during a bevvy session with with mnemonix and myself in duality. It was there he told me about the impending invasion plan.
you have been warned, google is watching you.
Ohd Chinese Ploverb say : Wise Eskimo, not eat yerrow snow.