However I am the yougest sibling, I did tell on my brother and sister a few times when they were naughty, but serves them right, they used to put grass hoppers, ladybirds(ladybugs if you're american) and spiders down my back to annoy me.
Anyway, welcome to the forum mate.
Quote: "Second, don't ask me to do media for you, or i'll kick your arse.."
Instead constantly bug other people for it, and get really abusive, throw tantrums and wind people up, directly insult them and you'll do fine, I call this the 'How often can I get banned game'