Holy crap.
There should be a few justifiable expletives in there but anyway, on with this horrible thing I've been experiencing all morning. Anyway, please read through all of this, and if we can solve the issue, you might want to keep a note of the solution somewhere in case this happens to you...
this is an ugly one.
So this morning I fire up the Vaio to hammer out a few hundred lines of code. But I notice that everything is mysteriously running unbearably slow. Then "the message" comes up... "Your computer is out of memory" (well, it didn't say it like that, but you know the thing I mean, where it says you need to run disk cleanup and whatnot). I should have around
40 GIGS free on my hard drive, so this immediately caught my attention and put a gross feeling in my reproductive parts. Anyway, I immediately run Trend Micro, which has been able to easily detect and exterminate viruses, worms, spyware, adware, and all of that garbage, and it does it with great prejudice, well worth the $20 a year. But it came up with nothing. AVG: nothing. Spybot: nada. Adaware: no dice. I ran everything my computer has, and usually that solves any virus/ worm issue, but it all came up dry. So then I figured I would try to find the worm myself. I went into the XP Search thing and ran a full search to locate every file on my computer over 75 megs. The search didn't find anything suspicious... pagefile and the hibernation thing were the biggest files (besides games and whatnot). Stumped and frustrated, I ran it over again, this time paying close attention to the names of every single file that popped up. After ten long minutes, it came around to "My Shared Folder."
Bingo:
40 GIGS of pornographic zip files, all with really naughty names that I can't repeat here (or anywhere). I left search and went into the C Drive, and sure enough, there were around 65k+ zip archives, each around 500-600 KB in size (too small to detect with my afforementioned searching method), each seemingly virus-free, according to all of my virus-scanning stuff. I tried to delete them, but it was useless... there's so many that it would literally take me a full day to get rid of them all. I have no clue how they got there, or how they snuck onto my computer without my noticing, since I *never* leave my computer running while I'm asleep or even away from my desk for longer than 30 minutes, and it should take well over 30 minutes to move that much data onto my hard drive.
I'm assuming this is a worm that works its way into the computer, plants a bunch of zips (which appear to be porn, but I'm not silly enough to try and open one), and eventually fills up your hard drive until page file doesn't work anymore. What's strange is, the files are all dated from July 2005, same date and everything... so I'm assuming this must have been hidden and was set to open itself today. Yesterday I ran my defrag (the 40 gigs was there, no problems whatsoever) and everything appeared to be normal. But the defrag couldn't have initiated it... I defrag once a month. Any suggestions on how to get this crap off of my computer?
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