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Osiris
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If you saw a raging sasquach standing in your back yard, about to kill your kid or animal or both. What would be the best type of round to kill it with..assuming you would kill it and save your kid or animal...

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Hobgoblin Lord
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Guess it depends on if I had Sasquach insurance for my kid

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That is assuming one round would do it. If not, you would maybe save your kid or animal anyhow
cause the sasquach would now be wounded and come after you...

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Steam Assassin
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I would use a round boulder that would be dropped on its head.


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2006 23:38 Edited at: 3rd Oct 2006 23:39
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I would call it a noob, thus making it run away in tears.

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Opposing force
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Round? As in ammunition caliber. I would use a .50AE (12.7mm) bullet.

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Osiris
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2006 23:58
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Yes as in ammuition, personally I would use a 30-6 myself, nothin a man cant solve with a 30-6 and 300$.

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Megaton Cat
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I would give him one "round" of Tekken. If I win, he sods off. If I lose, he gets to eat said child/pet.

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Hobgoblin Lord
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 00:26 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 00:27
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Perhaps a round of "Row Row Row your Boat"

otherwise a 40mm HEAT

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spooky
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 00:29
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Or maybe a round of cheese and cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

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bond1
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 00:32 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 00:32
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Quote: "I would call it a noob, thus making it run away in tears."


LOL! Now I can't get that mental image out of my head

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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 00:38
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I would drop an atom bomb on its head.

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Hobgoblin Lord
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 01:16
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Quote: "I would drop an atom bomb on its head."


So much for saving you kid, animal, or city

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Zaibatsu
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 01:22 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 01:23
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I would hire a bigger, larger sasquach to do a micheal jackson impersination.

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Megaton Cat
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Quote: "I would hire a bigger, larger sasquach to do a micheal jackson impersination."


What's the difference between "bigger" and "larger"?

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Torsten Sorensen
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 02:31
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Tallness/Fatness prehaps?

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Zotoaster
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I'd shove his own arm up his nose and run away.

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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 03:01
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Quote: "So much for saving you kid, animal, or city"

What are you talking about? I wouldn't drop it on the kid or the animal, just the sasquach.

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Sid Sinister
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Hmmm... interesting question. I have a couple of different ideas.

Hire a Mole to dig a tunnel under him and then have it cave in trapping him. Then I could build a cage around the hole and make some money showing off my own personal Sasquach (10 bucks a viewing).

Sneak up behind him and take a chunk of his hair off using a hair clipper/razor. Then sell it on Ebay. Provided I would have to run for my life after I did that, at least my kid/animal would be saved.

Go outside nude. Could go both ways...

Hire the Capital One Vikings and have them bum rush him and ask him about his Credit Score.

Tell him he has a phone call from his mom on line one and he's in big trouble...
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Jeku
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 03:31 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 03:32
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Quote: "I would drop an atom bomb on its head."


Hahaha I laughed out loud!

If the sasquatch was eating my animal, I wouldn't care. I would let it do its thing, and try to trap it. After all, sasquatch fur is valuable on the black market


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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 04:29
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Quote: "I wouldn't drop it on the kid or the animal, just the sasquach."


I am quite sure the kid or animal would still die.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:01
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Quote: "I am quite sure the kid or animal would still die."

What is wrong with you people. How many times, just the sasquatch, nothing else. It's not a particularly large bomb so it's not likely to simultaneously squash all three subjects. Unless of course it has already proceded to maul either the animal or the kid. Either way, a couple of broken legs, a severed head, nothing serious.

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Mnemonix
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:03
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I would drop some heavy metal, like megadeth on it, thus squashing the sasquatch.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:09
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Quote: "I am quite sure the kid or animal would still die"


He's assuming said bomb is unarmed and won't explode.


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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:11
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Quote: "He's assuming said bomb is unarmed and won't explode."

Well why on earth would you waste an atomic bomb by detonating it once when you can simply use it as a crushing object many times over? I really do not see the logic in that.



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jinzai
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:11 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 05:14
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16 ton weight


EDIT: I mean 16 ton atomic bomb, like Benjamin said. I think it would take more than one atom, however.
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Benjamin
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Quote: "16 ton weight"

That's a stupid idea.

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jinzai
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Really, you move too soon
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Sid Sinister
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:13 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 05:13
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Don't you mean megaton?

EDIT: And no I don't mean the cat...
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jinzai
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No, I mean 16 ton...not its yield, its weight.
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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:15 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 05:16
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Quote: "EDIT: I mean 16 ton atomic bomb, like Benjamin said. I think it would take more that one atom, however."

Ah right you are. Good plan. However, you seem to have forgotten a key part of this plan. How are you going to lift it?

Quote: "No, I mean 16 ton...not its yield, its weight."

Of course. It's an atom bomb, not a bloody racing car. Who cares how big the blast radius is.

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Agent Dink
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My bare hands...

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Benjamin
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Posted: 4th Oct 2006 05:19 Edited at: 4th Oct 2006 05:20
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And not your bear hands? I think you should consider this, bears are much stronger than humans. They are capable of lifting heavier atomic bombs.

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jinzai
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That is taking the problem head on...Yes, I suppose that some sort of overly elaborate Rube Goldberg contraption is in order. Yes, I will get the Dipponomic engineers from Pizza Hut to work on that, as soon as they figure out how to put more cheese in my pizza.

WRT the radius...the kid and the animal care, I'm sure!
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Yes, the bears! I forgot about my bear hands....my ex-girlfriends cannot, however. Sad, really.
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Bear hands? Why would I use those when I killed a bear last week with my bare hands! Apparently my bare hands are better than his bear hands.

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Benjamin
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Now you're just being unreasonable.

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I'd use a rocket launcher...
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This is a rediculous discussion that I will not be a part of ....

... although, for reference, I would tie the sasquach's shoe laces together and then run away. If the sasquach wasn't wearing shoes, I would question it's ability to kill my child/animal seeing as it's not even capable of remembering to put its shoes on.


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I believe a good, solid elephant slug would take the beast down. If not, it certainly won't be intact anymore.

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Save my kids from the Sasquach?
If the Sasquach didn't run away in terror afer the first 30 seconds of being with my three boys, I'd hire it as a babysitter.

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@WOLF: That sounded like a direct quote from my mother. Except you didnt use profanity every other word, and you didnt try and bash a wine bottle into my dad's head

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shoot the hostage.

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Quote: "sasquatch fur is valuable on the black market"


nah the gold sellers camp that sh*t all the time, You'd be better off pullin a ninzors on them or gank it.

I'd probably use blind side with my double tier 3 daggers, then maybe a back stab. Possibly DPS it for a bit while my energy charges up, then I could go for a crit...

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Quote: "@WOLF: That sounded like a direct quote from my mother"


It was.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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i would papercut him to death. if i had kids.

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Quote: "It was.

Sorry, couldn't resist."

ahahahahahaha

nice one.

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Daddy?

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