Ok, so I'm ready to rock now. I'm not going to any halloween parties this year, and I'm home alone. This means it's up to me to defend the house from trick or treaters. So I have my shoes on ready and a a 9 Iron by the front door. No, I'm not joking. Although I clearly would never smack a kid with a golf club, I'm definitely not gonna stand for my car being floured and egged again. Last time it actually damaged the paintwork. So when the door bell goes I won't answer it and I'll be peeking out from behind the curtains. If it looks like they're lining up for a trick, I'll be out the door so fast with a club, they'll be filling their pants and hopefully dropping their loot on my front door step.
Luckily round here most trick or treaters are actually kids, although where I lived in bournemouth, trick or treaters were normally about 15 or 16, and wanted cigarettes, beer or money. I think halloween is pretty cool, and I like the monster masks and outfits and, if you're having a party, decking your house out with all the essential, and of course playing the ghost busters theme tune all night
... ok maybe not that. And kiddies going trick or treating, eh, that's not too bad, but if they actually pull of a trick, I think they deserve to know what a real scare is all about. How about you guys?
