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Geek Culture / 5 minutes later and i would be dead

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Matt Rock
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Posted: 19th Nov 2006 22:17
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I almost went down on a slice of pizza a few nights ago. I was playing the sims, and the oven had that stupid food-can't-be-removed-after-fire glitch, so I put it in the bathroom, moved the toilet and sink out, and put the fireball machine from decorations right next to it. The problem arose when the little digital matt rock decided to open the door (which I had locked, so there's another glitch), and go into the room to put the fire out. He caught fire and died, resulting in me choking on my pizza That was the first time a game glitch almost killed me lol.

Seriously, you could sue Eggo. If a lady can sue McDonalds for spilling hot coffee in her lap, or fat people can sue the fast food industry for making them fat, then you should get paid for your choking incident. Leggo my eggo money!


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Xenocythe
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Posted: 19th Nov 2006 22:28
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The only time I was in serious danger of anything was in my backyard.

I have an unbelieveably large inground swimming pool in my backyard. The first day I went in I think I was around 6. I was scared enough going in, but i didn't dare put my head beneath the water. I started playing with a ball and jumping on top of it.

Bad mistake.

The ball floated off to the deep end. I didn't know where that was at the time. I went after it, slipped, somehow got dragged to the very end and down into the water. I opened my eyes and I was like,

This is f*cking awesome!


But then I realized I was drowning so I started waving my arms and panicking. My dad's friends' two sons jumped in and saved my life. Boy do I owe them.


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Oraculaca
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Posted: 19th Nov 2006 23:02
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Quote: "I almost went down on a slice of pizza a few nights ago."


ooh er. Thats just wrong

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Jeff Miller
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Posted: 20th Nov 2006 00:24
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I almost bought the farm in My Own Shower about 20 years or so back. Turned on the hot water and muriatic acid was spraying in my face! Shut it off as I dropped to the floor gasping. Crawled out yelling foul oathes. Wife & kids naturally didn't believe a thing I said. Even I started to feel that maybe I was getting a bit crazy. How on earth would muriatic acid come out of my shower head? Keeping my faith in my senses, however, after 10 minutes of heavily breathing fresh air from an open window and then 2 hours of intermittent chit-chat as to "anything unusual happen while I was upstairs?", someone fessed up that my 3 year old daughter had tossed a vinyl winter mitten on one of the kitchen stove burners. Pieced it together: incineration of the vinyl produced some hot chlorine gas, which rose up the stairway, and when encountering the hot water ions from my shower head it combined with them to form you-know-what: muriatic acid! In my own personal Face!
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Xenocythe
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Posted: 20th Nov 2006 00:49
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that sucks


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Benjamin
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Posted: 20th Nov 2006 01:21
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Quote: "ooh er. Thats just wrong"

Haha, just what I thought when I read it.

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