Well, Mr.Fredrick P.Cratchit, didn't think I was listening around the office did you?
I hear you complaining about getting a solitary lump of coal for this upcoming Holiday season...."Bah! Humbug!" Why would a man need the heat of coal when he has a family.....I just don't get you and your wasteful ways Mr.Fredrick.
If it will make you work any faster take this and make sure Tiny Tim snuggles up close enough to the fire to become a crispy golden brown....Cause I'll be dab-nabbed if you'll get a Holiday turkey out of this as well.
So there ya go....two-thirds of a bucket. Certainly more then you'd hoped to get.....Now!....Back to work!!
And you can tell those little "raga-muffins" of yourn, they can pick up the bucket below..