Eh?? Dungeon of death or terror sounds funny. I want to see that. Not even seen part 1.
@CR
Yeah, them animals have no sense of humour. I was chased by a drooling cow once. I was walking through a field and I had to go through a thin fenced off kinda lane. As I strolled down the left, a cow was approaching, so I moved to the right. The cow moved over to the right, so I moved back to the left and the damn cow moved back to the left.
Anyway, it looked like the most demonic mentalist cow I have ever seen, drooling like a slacked jaw drool beast and walking like it was genetically related to frankenstein .... and it kept coming and coming. So I decided I could either just walk past it and assume it would do nothing, run at it and try and scare it away, or turn back.
I didn't feel like turning back, but the cow was the spawn of Satan, so I didn't feel like doing nothing. So, I picked up a big dried cowpat and hurled it at it. With the aim of an olympian discus thrower, I smashed the crusty bovine dump into the cows forehead, at which point it simply crossed to the other side of the pass and stood still, as if conceeding defeat. At which point I simply walked past while it's drooling features continued to eyeball me, until I was off over the fence and away out of sight.
True story. There is a demented demonic drooling cow, somewhere in Yorkshire that can only be beaten by the dried waste of its own satanic herd.
