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I'm kinda bored, so I tought i'd post this little thingy about the world's worst "black metal" "band"


World's WORST black metal record's


Band: Cradle of Filth


Record: ALL RECORD's!!



OK, in fairness,
they have had three good songs. Wait, no,... one... or.. no... none...
And yes, we all know they’re not black metal.
They are Faggoth Metal,
a long lost cousin of black metal.

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Van B
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Posted: 29th Jan 2007 09:39
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Black metal needs to get a grip and decide what the hell it is. But nah, I think it'd take a really great song to get me to change my POV, these black metal goth gimps would probably flinch if anyone looked at them funny. Esp that Cradle of Filth git, some Benylin and a dry slap is all he needs. Ghost in the fog? - oh no!!!, how scary and dark, there a ghostie in the fog, a boogie man no less, how very, very frightening - what next?, Theee spideeeeerz innnn myyyyy bathhhhhhtub.

This goth metal stuff is just embarrassing, for all parties concerned.

Yup, add me to your Cradle-haters clud .

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Posted: 29th Jan 2007 10:20
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LOL


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Quote: "How scary and dark, there a ghostie in the fog, a boogie man no less, how very, very frightening - what next?, Theee spideeeeerz innnn myyyyy bathhhhhhtub."


Hahaa.. I gotta use that in one of my text's..!

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Pricey
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black metal has never appealed to me

its just... noise? to my ears anyways.

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I disagree, some of their songs are pretty good, but most are pretty bad.

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Quote: "some of their songs are pretty good"

Elevator music I'm sure.

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I'm not a fan of Cradle of Filth, their music is okay, but I feel it's too 'made up' if you will, there is no power behind it, like most mainstream metal.

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where can you make those signs?

edit:never mind i found something

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I love black metal, but cradle of filth never cought my interest for some reason.

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I don't know what's worse...Black Metal, or Happy Hardcore...I think they're equally disgusting.

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@Tapewormz:

Happy hardcore is just plain f****** s***!


@Grandma:

Same thing here, and by the way, jeg tror virkelig ikke at tapewormz vet hva musikk er... Hva synes du om MayheM foresten?


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Black Metal, what is that? Sounds scarey aww..:S

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listen to some gabba (200bpm+), you'll positively love CoF then.


in the meantime though, maybe I could interest everyone in this Happy Hardcore remix of Hey Jude?

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listening to it now...


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@Manic, NO... that kind of techno is tallentless.

@Origin, I know exactly what it is.

Gabba is pure crap...high bpm, thump thump thump thump...lame... That music is for etards who like to hoop ecstasy, and jump around making fools of themselves. Raves turned into a gay movement in the 90's when it stopped being peaceful political gatherings and music, and starting becomming all about drugs and how you couldn't believe how you or a friend got so wasted. {/rant]

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tapewormz: Lol I know, but it makes me laugh! On the electronica front, I usually listen to minimal techno like Richie Hawtin etc.

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That Hey Jude thing was pretty stupid, but this is a pretty good happy hardcore song. http://www.kyle-ward.com/kawmusic/music/Smiley//Smiley-Utopia.mp3

And then for an absolutely amazing techno song go here http://www.kyle-ward.com/kawmusic/music/KaW/KaW-Take%20Me%20Back.mp3


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@ Origin

Quote: "Same thing here, and by the way, jeg tror virkelig ikke at tapewormz vet hva musikk er... Hva synes du om MayheM foresten?"


Har ikkje hørt så mykje på MayheM, ligger litt nøytralt til dei. Pleier å høre litt på Gorgoroth og Dimmu Borgir for det meste.

Har du msn? Har ingen norske på listen min endå som bruker DBP.

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Quote: "@ Origin


[quote]Same thing here, and by the way, jeg tror virkelig ikke at tapewormz vet hva musikk er... Hva synes du om MayheM foresten?"

Har ikkje hørt så mykje på MayheM, ligger litt nøytralt til dei. Pleier å høre litt på Gorgoroth og Dimmu Borgir for det meste.

Har du msn? Har ingen norske på listen min endå som bruker DBP. [/quote]

Jeg liker også dimmu, og gorgoroth...
Angående MSN, så kan du bare legge meg til: johnwo@start.no

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@grandma:

legg til johnwo@start.no

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