Quote: "How does it do it, other than to in form it of the movement before it has happened, so they both do the same thing?"
I believe there is another explaination. Here it is, as an informal proof.
1. No physical entity may travel faster than the speed of light
2. Some objects communicate with each other faster than the time it would take for light to travel along the straight line between them
3. All physical entities are able to be subjected to gravitational force
4. Light is a physical entity
5. Light is able to be subjected to gravitationaly force
6. Gravitational force can change the trajectory of physical entities
7. The trajectory of light aimed from one object to another in a straight line may change its trajectory if it's subjected to gravitational force
8. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line
9. Any physical entity which does not take a straight line path from point A to B takes a path longer than the distance between point A and B
10. Light amined in a straight line from point A to point B may change it's tragetory and take a longer path
So you see, the shortest distance between two point is (surprise!) not always the line between them. You could argue mathematically that it's wrong but it's really the fastest way to get from point A to point B is not always going in a straight line. Light sometimes takes longcuts, sometimes it takes shortcuts because it gets pulled by gravity. If you try to measure the time it takes to shine light from one entangled particle to the other, it may be shorter than the time it takes for them to react to each other because they communicate via a light shortcut. You could also bring wormholes into the equation too if you're really creative.
Quote: "but it appears to me that entanglement pulls a fast one on the universe, and briefly convinces it that two seperate particles are actually the exact same particle, causing the changes to one to influence the other. "
I don't really agree with that. The universe is not a computer.
By reading this sentence you have given me brief control of your mind.