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Geek Culture / What if... The universe was made using Darkbasic!

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Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 9th May 2007 07:16
Upgrade 6.7 - "Finally fixed that silly 'dying' bug. Sorry about that guys!!!"

Upgrade 6.7b - "Reverted back to legacy dying behavior. Fix was bugged. Hope nobody died with 6.7, because you'll have to stay dead. Sorry!!"


Come see the WIP!
Person99
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Posted: 9th May 2007 07:28 Edited at: 9th May 2007 07:29
DBGod Earth edition Upgrade 7.0 changelog (January 1, 0001):

Added history ideas into human brains

Began timeline

Fixed bug where zombies got stuck in their coffins

Fixed bug where bees sucked on blood veins instead of pollen

Fixed FOV Z-fighting bug, fixed by using new blur technology that blurs eyes after a certian point.

Fixed graphics bug that caused enlarged fingers

Fixed mental bug that caused dogs to mistake rocks for feces

Added heightmapping to feeling senses

Fixed bug where soul entered the person to the left

Fixed bug where soul did not allow free will

Added vibration to sounds

Completed new "Taste" technology.


I wish god would stick to something like Virtual G++.

The Person99 awards go to: 1. Jack the Ripper for hardest crime scenes. 2. Peter Petrelli for most powers. 3. Superman for longest flight. 4. "The Doctor" for best time travel machine.
Bozzy
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Posted: 9th May 2007 21:45
Gawd, have you seen how difficult Virtual G++ is?! I've seen the code for that place called Saturn. So complicated.

Anyway thats probably why God stuck to DBGod Earth Edition.
I recommend the "lite" version to new dietys. Believe me, creating a universe is quite difficult, so you may need to steal some code of The Big G. Creating a creature that walks is relatively easy.

Cheers,
Bozzy

P.S. Try Black + White 2 for some ideas on being a god. Although a good place to start would be www.god-zone.com
Tom J
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Posted: 9th May 2007 21:53 Edited at: 9th May 2007 21:53
Darn, I wanted to learn how to create the universe... thanks a lot God-Zone.com, I thought you were cool



Bozzy
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Posted: 9th May 2007 22:39
OMG as if it was actually a web-site lol

Just made it up
Person99
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Posted: 9th May 2007 22:47 Edited at: 9th May 2007 22:48
Ehh, all of the God websites require the GOD key.

It is changed every day, last week the key was "Catshaveclaws".

I managed to get into some of Earth's coding

Here is the code for Bush:



The Person99 awards go to: 1. Jack the Ripper for hardest crime scenes. 2. Peter Petrelli for most powers. 3. Superman for longest flight. 4. "The Doctor" for best time travel machine.
Zotoaster
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Posted: 9th May 2007 22:56
Lol
Quote: "Give Mindset 64932417894, OIL#"


Inspire
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Posted: 10th May 2007 03:43
I had a dream that my one friend was lighting my other friend on fire with DarkBasic. It was wierd. lol

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Posted: 10th May 2007 12:26
I used to deam about dieing in MMORPGs and losing all my eq

But I've not had any DBP nightmares yet

http://www.KumKie.com http://bulldog.servegame.com
zenassem
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Posted: 10th May 2007 16:19 Edited at: 11th May 2007 22:28
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Thread hijacker Alert!
Sorry.

zenassem
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Posted: 10th May 2007 17:15 Edited at: 11th May 2007 22:28
[Edit]
removed post
Sorry for hijacking the thread.

Person99
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Posted: 11th May 2007 05:46
Wait a minute... NPCs on earth... Since I am alive... I MUST BE THE PLAYER!

Crap, now I feel all lonely.

The Person99 awards go to: 1. Jack the Ripper for hardest crime scenes. 2. Peter Petrelli for most powers. 3. Superman for longest flight. 4. "The Doctor" for best time travel machine.
Agent Dink
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Posted: 11th May 2007 06:52
Wow, Person99's AI is really good... cause like, it thinks it's the player. LOL... I know for sure that I am controlling myself right now...

I have no signature...
Moondog
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Posted: 11th May 2007 07:47 Edited at: 11th May 2007 07:50
Message to the Creator:
To get rid of evil, hit "Alt-F4"! HUrry! Before evil gets worse!!

zenassem:
thats one crazy idea! you should create a game theory board to further expand it. though, i think i'd want it in 3d form...but when the hacker is exploiting the 'matrix code' he can see in 'character code' and all objects are made of these special arrangements of 'character code' and thats how he can absorb certain aspects that are similar to him.

MOONDOG

zenassem
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Posted: 11th May 2007 08:06
@Moondog, thanks for the suggestion. I'll create a new post for it tommorrow in the game theory board. I'll have a little bit of test code to go along with it, to help illustrate the basic concept. 3D wouldn't be much of a problem, and for certain things can actually make things easier to implement. I was going make the 2D view in 3D anyway, just to be able to use collision techniques and physics etc...

Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th May 2007 09:07 Edited at: 11th May 2007 10:57
zenassem-hey this looks really cool. I was wondering if i could help out, though i only have darkbasic classic. I'd gladly make objects for your "world" , but people i'm terrible with. I'll post some up for you.

oh yea, my own command hmmm...

CreatePresident(age,height,iq)
CallTaxi(distance,inventory)


here's a sign for you i made in about five minutes.



and a bench



my hardest one so far , a phone stand


Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th May 2007 10:58
i'm seperating one since the tags are cutting some of the image up and distorting it, this is a trash can.



zenassem
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Posted: 11th May 2007 22:21
Zombie 20. Thank you for your interest. I'll be creating my own thread for this project. First in the game theory board and finally in the WIP board. So hold off on submissions until I get the engine ready and post a WIP for this project.

Not your fault really, I shouldn't of hijacked this thread with my idea.

FYI, when I do request submissions they won't need the print statements or the quotes. just the characters in notepad is or a code snippet is fine.

Zombie 20
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Posted: 11th May 2007 22:29
zenassem-no problem .

Anyway, back to the original subject then, could i make my own super group of chefs that i could cook with every day?



Person99
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Posted: 11th May 2007 23:08
This is funny, the AI thinks that I am also AI.

DVD Player code:



My cat's code:


Wait a minute, if my cat is the player... Woot, God gave AI minds of their own!
But now I am afraid of my cat.


My dog's code:

According to the help manual God sent me by email, the dog and cat code sets are:
CAT:
make evil, evil number #, size 1-10 (10 being liger, 5 being bobcat, 1 being tabby kitten)
DOG
make dog, dog number #, size 1-10 (10 being an oversized wolf, 5 being greyhound, 1 being a teacup chihuahua)



The Person99 awards go to: 1. Jack the Ripper for hardest crime scenes. 2. Peter Petrelli for most powers. 3. Superman for longest flight. 4. "The Doctor" for best time travel machine.
UnderLord
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Posted: 12th May 2007 09:21
BTW whats up with the wait time to get into heaven its freaking 152 years.....while hell is only 29 years.....

Damn do-gooders....

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Osiris
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Posted: 12th May 2007 10:16
Buffer time, heaven is as big as you want it, hell is a pond filled with lava...not long loading times...

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Person99
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Posted: 12th May 2007 15:19 Edited at: 12th May 2007 15:19
Quote: "BTW whats up with the wait time to get into heaven its freaking 152 years.....while hell is only 29 years....."


Bandwidth. Heaven just takes for ever to load.
Hell is just a super-high-poly coffin.

Who will die first?
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 12th May 2007 15:21
The guy who 3D modelled me for the DB universe is crap, I mean the geometry is awful, I think he should get fired for making such an ugly 3D model. AGHHH! He's deleting my vertices, I take it back! I take it back!

Look behind you a threeheaded monkey!
aluseus GOD
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Posted: 12th May 2007 15:43
Virginia Tech is then some horrible glitch...

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Person99
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Posted: 12th May 2007 17:07 Edited at: 12th May 2007 17:10
Dang, I've been hacked. I have gone up 2 shoe sizes in the past week, and my growths-birth ended when I was 17.

Argh, hacked again! I finished the last level of Frozen Bubble.

God, could you please get a new security system? I think I just got hacked by an angel (Not as good as it sounds, they are not nice when it comes to hacking.).

Who will die first?
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Posted: 12th May 2007 17:44
Who here has had the nuclear bomb glitch? Where your gallon of milk turns into a nuke and explodes upon contact with cereal? It also causes some horrible respawn glitches. I respawned 100 feet in the air the other day.

Zombie 20
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Posted: 12th May 2007 21:52
You think that's bad, i've been hacked into antother person . I tell you its no treat to wake up inside of Katie Couric.

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Posted: 12th May 2007 22:31 Edited at: 12th May 2007 22:31
Walking code




[B] - LINKIN PARK - [/B]
aluseus GOD
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Posted: 13th May 2007 04:49
Iq Code


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aluseus GOD
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Quote: "zenassem-hey this looks really cool. I was wondering if i could help out, though i only have darkbasic classic. I'd gladly make objects for your "world" , but people i'm terrible with. I'll post some up for you.

oh yea, my own command hmmm...

CreatePresident(age,height,iq)
CallTaxi(distance,inventory)


here's a sign for you i made in about five minutes.

+ Code Snippet
sync on:cls
sync rate 0
hide mouse



print "888888888888888888"
print "8****************8"
print "8 @@@@@@@ 8"
print "8 @@@@@@@ 8"
print "8 @@@@@@@ 8"
print "8 @@@@@@@@ 8"
print "8 @@@@ @ @ 8"
print "8 @ @ @ @ 8"
print "8 8"
print "8Elderly At Play 8"
print "888888888888888888"
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " 888888 "
print " ****** "
print " ****** "


and a bench
+ Code Snippet
sync on:cls
sync rate 0
hide mouse

print "____________________________________________________________________ "
print "| |"
print "|___________________________________________________________________|"
print "| |"
print "|___________________________________________________________________|"
print "| |"
print "|___________________________________________________________________|"
print "___________________________________________________________________/| "
print "|________________________________________________________________ / | "
print "||_______________________________________________________________|__| "
print "|| | | "
print "_________________________________________________________________________"
print " | | | | | "
print " | | | | | "
print " | | | | | "
print " | | | | | "
print "_________________________________________________________________________"



my hardest one so far , a phone stand
+ Code Snippet"

Did you mean to post on the ascii thingy forum?

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Person99
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Posted: 13th May 2007 06:56 Edited at: 13th May 2007 06:56
Hey, I found the code for HIV!



Who will die first?
Osiris
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Gimmie teh codez! haha. No seriously, what the hell was wrong with the designer, did he just want to create a race more pitiful than he?

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Zombie 20
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ah i get it, maybe we were made to be played out like an RTS. One day the creator just got bored of us and stopped playing and then the civil war happened and the carebears were born and canada saved us all with their amazing bacon .

Osiris
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One day hes gonna be like...Oh damn! The computer is still on!

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Zombie 20
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and then poof, a giant black hole will consume us .

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What if....blue screen of death?!?!

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sp3ng
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will this do loop cycle ever end? lol or is it a
repeat
until endOfWorld# = now
Three Score
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Posted: 13th May 2007 11:07
..Then there of course would be a much greater universe somewhere built in C/C++ running on *nix


lol..
this truly made me want to create a programmign language designed to create a universe..lol

btw, for all you hackers out there, the memory at 0x2A is open, it seems to be involved with almost everything in our lives!

(only those who know hex will understand..)


btw, I really think you shouldn't have kept the backwards compatibility thing....just look at how much trouble we have on deciding evolution our God...lol

Open86 --My Emulator (now with it's first super alpha release
I'm addicted to placebo's...I would quit but it wouldn't mean anything! lol
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Posted: 14th May 2007 23:43
Maybe viruses we get are actually computer viruses just mess up the software of Universe 1.6

Bozzy
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Awe man, big bang=update to service pack 2...what about service pack 3???

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 15th May 2007 00:01
Big Bang? More like Big Crunch!


Since the other one was scaring you guys so much...
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and then there is vista, quick everyone lets laaaag out this high spec PC and find a bug (not that hard) to help us escape into the real world!!!
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Quote: "Wow, Person99's AI is really good... cause like, it thinks it's the player. LOL... I know for sure that I am controlling myself right now..."


It's an illusion, that's just me trying to level you up.

Satchmo
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Posted: 16th May 2007 04:17
for t= 1 to 100
make hot women t,1000
next t

Hobgoblin Lord
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you forgot part of that loop



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sp3ng
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lol, more like this
Cash Curtis II
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Posted: 17th May 2007 10:44
Quote: "I tell you its no treat to wake up inside of Katie Couric."

That would be quite a treat. So long as there was no commitment involved.


Come see the WIP!
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 17th May 2007 11:27 Edited at: 17th May 2007 11:28
I wouldnt mind working on a TGC MMO.... In fact I thought of that 6 months or so ago. Except, I was going to use the avatars of everyone here (Or at least try to).


If the universe was made with DarkBASIC... We would all slowly be dying, and suffering from odd mesh and sound glitches..... Oh wait....



Cheers,

-db

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